Adam Carolla's Gay Apptitute Test
Through Adam's extensive research he has develped the GAT. A
surprisingly
accurate test to see if you or someone you know is gay. Simply
total the points
to the questions you answer yes to. Results are at the bottom of
the page.
Questions
5pts- Do you wear a turtle-neck sweater unseasonably?
5pts- Do eat yogurt more than twice a week?
1pt- Give yourself 1pt for every plant you have in the house.
(excluding marijuana and fly traps)
3pts- For every plant you've named.
1pt- For every pair of ankle high tennis socks.
1pt- For every poster or picture framed in your room.
5pts- For every poster of a musical or play.
1pt- For every skin care product you own.
5pts- If you have a padded toilet seat cover.
5pts- If you have a shag carpet on lid of toilet tank.
5pts- If you drink alot of diet coke.
5pts- If you have potpourri in your bathroom, 1pt- In any other
room
3pts- If you wrap gifts in something other than news paper or tin
foil.
5pts- If you have stationary.
25pts- If you have a squigy in the shower.(The big question!)
100pts- If you have ever blown a guy.
If you scored below 9pts, then you can relax, your straight!!!
If you scored between 9 and 15 pts then your one hell of weird a
guy but
your probably not gay!
If you scored above a 17 then sorry man, but you've gotta be gay.