Top 11 Reasons Why Computer Geeks Make Better Husbands

11. Computer geeks require little mirror time
(unlike the marketing guy I used to date).

10. You never have to worry about shopping for birthdays or
Christmas ... a Computer Literacy gift certificate will do just fine.

9. No need to buy expensive work clothes--a couple pairs of jeans and Dockers will carry your computer geek for about two years.

8. I was the first woman on the block to have my own e-mail address.

7. My shopping list has been on a spreadsheet for about three years now.

6. Computer geeks never go carousing at bars--just CompUSA

5. Computer geeks actually know how to program VCRs.

4. The biggest argument at our house: Mac vs PC.

3. There's always someone around to explain Dilbert to me.

2. My own Web site. 'Nuff said.

1. He would never divorce me -- I would get half his software.

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