Top 10 Hazards From Using A
Computer
10. Second-degree burns from online flaming.
9. Public ridicule when you spend $1,000 on a 17-inch monitor
with speakers, when Circuit City sells bigger
TV sets for $250.
8. Death by telecommuting from your Jacuzzi.
7. Terminal lateness caused by misunderstanding the expression
"local bus."
6. Hotshot venture capitalists keep offering you millions for a
piece of your company.
5. Head injuries caused by trying to design return on investment
spreadsheets.
4. Cybersexually transmitted diseases, including wrist injury and
failing eyesight.
3. Two words: Bill Gates.
2. Two other words: John Dvorak.
1. Repetitive blows to the head when you use the expression
"information superhighway."