Selecting a Programming Language Made Easy
Daniel Solomon & David Rosenblueth
Department of Computer Science, University of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada N2L 3G1
With such a large selection of programming
languages it can be difficult to choose one for a particular
project. Reading the manuals to evaluate the languages is a time
consuming process. On the other hand, most people already have a
fairly good idea of how various automobiles compare. So in order
to assist those trying to choose a language, we
have prepared a chart that matches programming languages with
comparable automobiles.
Assembler - A Formula I race car. Very fast, but difficult to
drive and expensive to maintain.
FORTRAN II - A Model T Ford. Once it was king of the road.
FORTRAN IV - A Model A Ford.
FORTRAN 77 - A six-cylinder Ford Fairlane with standard
transmission and no seat belts.
COBOL - A delivery van. It's bulky and ugly, but it does the
work.
BASIC - A second-hand Rambler with a rebuilt engine and patched
upholstery. Your dad bought it for you to learn to drive. You'll
ditch the car as soon as you can afford a new one.
PL/I - A Cadillac convertible with automatic transmission, a two-
tone paint job, white-wall tires, chrome exhaust pipes, and fuzzy
dice hanging in the windshield
C - A black Firebird, the all-macho car. Comes with optional seat
belts (lint) and optional fuzz buster (escape to assembler).
ALGOL 60 - An Austin Mini. Boy, that's a small car.
Pascal - A Volkswagon Beetle. It's small but sturdy. Was once
popular with intellectuals.
Modula II - A Volkswagon Rabbit with a trailer hitch.
ALGOL 68 - An Astin Martin. An impressive car, but not just
anyone can drive it.
LISP - An electric car. It's simple but slow. Seat belts are not
available.
PROLOG/LUCID - Prototype concept-cars.
Maple/MACSYMA - All-terrain vehicles.
FORTH - A go-cart.
LOGO - A kiddie's replica of a Rolls Royce. Comes with a real
engine and a working horn.
APL - A double-decker bus. Its takes rows and columns of
passengers to the same place all at the same time. But, it drives
only in reverse gear, and is instrumented in Greek.
Ada - An army-green Mercedes-Benz staff car. Power steering,
power brakes and automatic transmission are all standard. No
other colors or options are available. If it's good enough for
the generals, it's good enough for you. Manufacturing delays due
to difficulties reading the
design specification are starting to clear up.