The top 55 NERD T-Shirt Slogans for Web Hunter
>1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
>2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
>3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
>4. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
>5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
>6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
>7. My software never has bugs. It just develops random
features.
>8. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
>9. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
>10. <-------- The information went data way --------
>11. Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100%
compression
>12. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new
ones in.
>13. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
>14. The name is Baud......, James Baud.
>15. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
>16. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
>17. C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
>18. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
>19. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or
filename!"
>20. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
>21. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
>22. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
>23. E Pluribus Modem
>24. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
>25. Ethernet (noun): something used to catch the Etherbunny
>26. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
>27. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
>28. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
>29. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
>30. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power
cord.
>31. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
>32. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
>33. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
>34. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
>35. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
>36. Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?
>37. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
>38. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
>39. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
>40. All computers wait at the same speed.
41. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and
automate errors.
>42. Go ahead, make my data!
>43. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
>44. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
>45. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
>46. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
>47. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
>48. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
>49. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
>50. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill
Gates, 1981
>51. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
>52. Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
>53. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
>54. Press any key...... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!
>55. Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue
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