A young man goes out and buys the best
car available in the US or
Europe, a 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive
car
in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for a
spin
and, while doing so, stops for a red light. An old man on a
moped,
both looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and
asks
"What kind of car ya got there, Sonny?".
The dude replies "A 1996 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost
$500,000."
"That's a lotta money!" says the old man, shocked.
"Why does it
cost so much?"
"Cause this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states
the cool
dude proudly.
The old man asks "Can I take a look inside?"
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"Sure" replies the owner.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Leaning back on his moped, the old man says "That's a pretty
nice
car, alright!"
Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old
man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 320. Suddenly,the guy notices a dot in his rear
view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
Whhhoooooooooossssshhhhhh! Something whips by him! Going 2 or 3
times as fast as he is! The guy wonders "What on earth could
be going
faster than my Turbo BeepBeep?" Then, up ahead of him, he
sees a another dot coming toward him. Whooooooooooosh! It flew by
him even faster than the first, and it almost looked like the old
man on the moped! "Couldn't be." thinks the guy.
"How could a moped outrun a Turbo BeepBeep?"
But, before he could ponder any longer, he sees yet another dot
approaching in his rearview mirror!
WhoooooooshhhhhhhhKa-BbbbblaMMMMM! It plows into the back of his
car, demolishing the rear end.
The guy jumps out, and it IS the old man! Of course, the moped
and
the old man are hurting for certain. The guy runs up to the dying
old man and says "You're hurt bad! Is there anything I can
do for
you?"
The old man replies "Yeah. Unhook my suspenders from your
side-view mirror!"