Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#10 Does this come in children's sizes?

#9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing.

#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.

#7 Mom will love this.

#6 Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?

#5 No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.

#4 Will you model this for me???

#3 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!

#2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

and the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in

Victoria's secret:

#1 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

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