Go placidly amid the dust bunnies and piles of unopened mail and remember why you consented to that lobotomy, (and remember) what unspeakables there may be on the bottom of your shoe. As far as possible without surrender, be sexually available with all persons. Hallucinate your truth while patting your head and rubbing your tummy, and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Even if it's really stupid. After all, even BACTERIA have their story! Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are a real adrenaline rush to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be so many truly pathetic ones out there that you wish the world held about 5 billion fewer persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep pinching yourself to make sure you're not imagining your career, however humble; it is a real snoozer in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise your trigger finger in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for cleaner, brighter whites and everywhere life is full of zombies staggering through their so-called lives. Be yourself. Especially, do not be dismissive of small, long-tailed rodents, for they think of you with affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as cruel a joke as you ever had played on you. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth not that you ever noticed them when you had them. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden brainstorms. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be sure to play with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have to wonder why it ever seemed like a good idea to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with the laws of physics, whatever you conceive your debt to society to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your own mental aberrations. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still too late to get out of it. Be careful. Strive to be the last one out of the pool.

Go placidly amid the ruins children with the hollow eyes and hie thee, and remember you were forwarned, to avoid the legless dogs but they won't come anyway, (and remember) there may be some big hairy guy in drag. As far as possible without surrender be of mediocre cheer with all persons. Transmography your truth amusedly and facietiously and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. even though I wouldn't pay a plug nickle to read it. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are probably on drugs (as if I cared anyway) to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be (somebody better off than you, you poor sot) persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep your big mouth shut in your career, however humble; it is a real joke in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise your pets in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for the big bucks and everywhere life is full of heroin. Be yourself. Especially, do not look the other way on affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as the bear s****ing in the woods as the grande damme. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth because your so doggone old you don't remember how to do them anyway. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden silent screams in the night. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and lonliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be ready for action with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have the last jellybean to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with kermit and the swamp monsters whatever you conceive a typical swamp monster to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your significant other because the house is in both your names. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still the last place you wanna be. Be careful. Strive to be the biggest s.o.b. under the bed.

Go placidly amid the waves and daves and remember it's not your fault, (and remember) you loser, there may be a space. As far as possible without surrender, be kinda slimy with all persons. Interrupt your truth without looking retarded, can you do that? and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story; darn it. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are loud and aggressive to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be more and more persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep your eyes shut in your career, however humble; it is a real burden in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise all your options in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for loftly dreams and everywhere life is full of paganism. Be yourself. Especially, do not turn around three times and spit out affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as unjust the as bell jar. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully urrendering the things of youth they are not uours, theif. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden downpours. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be overbearing with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have no reason to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with your TV whatever you conceive the proper channel to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your sitcom. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still reruns. Be careful. Strive to be someone else.

Go placidly amid the Boys and Girls and remember Do what I say, not as I do, (and remember) What crap there may be in your attic. As far as possible without surrender, be vexing and irritatingly ambiguous with all persons. Spew your truth with impunity and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Even if it's really stupid. You can always give them crap afterwards. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are the ones who Control the Doorways to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be more idiotic persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep forgetting to pursue your career, however humble; it is a real pain in the patootie in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise flat-out greed and venality in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for addictive chemicals and everywhere life is full of really stinky doo-doo. Be yourself. Especially, do not overdo silly manifestations of sanctimonious affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as chimerical as power itself. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth because you ain't got any choice about that! Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden attacks of delirium tremens. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be masochistic with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have no right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with your pet demonic entity whatever you conceive this crazy thing to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your dealer. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still an incredibly bad movie. Be careful. Strive to be an unmitigated wastrel.

Go placidly amid the globules and boiled custards and remember to look both ways before crossing the street, (and remember) the denture museum there may be beneath your bed. As far as possible without surrender be as much like Dan Quayle as you can with all persons. Bite at the ankles of your truth with little squeaks and squeals and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story And it's better than drugs. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are irresistable to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be fewer bison, the same amount of aardvarks, and more persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep playing the lottery rather than pursuing your career, however humble; it is a real hazard to your health in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise your left pinkie more strenuously than your right in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for overdeveloped pecs and everywhere life is full of tiny little microscopic thingies with gaping maws and zillions of legs. Be yourself. Especially, do not admit to anyone that chia pets are your objects of affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as hopelessly unobtainable as the moons of Saturn. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth since you always looked like an old geezer anyway. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden fits of sanity. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be unwilling to admit to an acquaintance with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a heck of a lot of nerve to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with your fuzzy bunny slippers, whatever you conceive their cosmic significance to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your Labrador Retriever. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a living nightmare. Be careful. Strive to be the kind of person your mother warned you about.

Go placidly amid the night and fight and remember it's not your fault, (and remember) the falling green men don't like it where there may be a light landing. As far as possible without surrender, be another brutal whack with all persons. follow your truth so that they can't tell your lying about the falling green men (but its a lie!) and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are little green men in disguise talking to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be greener persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep the green ones away from your career, however humble; it is a real escape in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise your adaptation skills to the green ones in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for greener lives and everywhere life is full of green days. Be yourself. Especially, do not whine about affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as green as the grass (and those little green men). Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth because its no good after they take over the earth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden attack. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be afraid be very afraid to be with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have 20 minutes to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with the forecoming invasion, whatever you conceive it to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your next door neighbor. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still forecoming. Be careful. Strive to be a good citizen and alert the proper officials.

Go placidly amid the losers and old diapers and remember why did I come here, what you don't know can hurt you, (and remember) there may be a quiz afterwards. As far as possible without surrender be quite naughty with all persons. Scream your truth while rubbing your tummy and patting your head and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. This just in... Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are Pez Dispensers to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be much more creative persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep grumbling about your career, however humble; it is a real drag in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise all of your lower abs in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for a chance to mock you and everywhere life is full of expired cans of Hormel Chili. Be yourself. Especially, do not form a petition against affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as boring as my Aunt Ethel. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth and all the ribs you can eat. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden alien invasions. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be all warm and fuzzy inside with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have won a radio call-in contest to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with Bob, your friendly postman whatever you conceive that jerk to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your homocidal maniac neighbor. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world...awww...who am I kidding, it sucks! Be careful. Strive to be all that you can be, in the Army Reserves.

Go placidly amid the Yuck!! ...(what is that??) and EAUGHHHH!! (what WAS THAT!!!) and remember to wear you watch and KNOW what time it is, (and remember) what you just said, because there may be a quiz afterwards. As far as possible without surrender be whatever you want to be with all persons. Sugar-coat your truth without looking retarded, can you do that? and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. They'll make YOU look pretty smart. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are like #7 sandpaper to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be so many more persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep running around in circles in your career, however humble; it is a real gravel pit in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise all your options at all times in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for your piece of the pie and your peice of the cake too and everywhere life is full of things not to step in. (Be careful, could get stinky.) Be yourself. Especially, do not confuse tradition with affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as always there (really!!) as your invisible friend. (What's his name again???) Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth quickly, no one's looking. (Go ahead, you know it's fun!) Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden unexpected visits. (Oh, I hate it when the mother-in-law drops in) But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and lonliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline,be all things with yourself at all times. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have to have an invitation to be here. (How else do you think it happened??) And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with that thing in the mirror, whatever you conceive the alternatives to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your need to be right all the time. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still all there is. Be careful. Strive to be there on time.

Go placidly amid the lost lovers and pained looks from other people and remember that you might need something, (and remember) how mean you were to her, how much love there may be. As if anyone even cared. As far as possible without surrender be painfully suspect with all persons who you love with your truth for all it's worth and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. You should have loved Lauren more. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are too much like your self, destructive to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be someone with a bigger this or a smaller that, or a more beautiful other thing, and comparisons can never be made between anyone else but future versions of those persons, all of whom are better persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep far away from being consumed by your career, however humble; it is a real meaningless voyage in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise humor and keep your temper in check in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for a painless last deathbed thought and everywhere life is full of lonely pain beyond tears and silent midnight sighs. Be yourself. Especially, do not expect any affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as mercurially lethal as a morsel of any other nourishment which may be unknowingly poisoned. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth and quickly develop your own horrors of your final peace. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden attacks of love at first sight. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be fearful of your evil potential and exacting in self-revenge. Above all else, offer powerful resistance to that which you find repulsive with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have only 22,000 days to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with your lover, with Lauren, with your life, with light, happiness, and reason. whatever you conceive love to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with failures and repetitive cycles of soul-wrenching agony. Change. Damn it! Change! With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still lonely without Lauren. Be careful. Strive to be back with her. Your love. Lauren! lauren lauren l...

Go placidly amid the powerlines and elevators and remember to take your towel, (and remember) not to eat the little flakes of paint; there may be a quiz afterwards. As far as possible without surrender be taller with all persons. as you go through life, two rules will never bend your truth: never whittle towards yourself or pee against the wind, and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story even if they do tell it wrong. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are likely to go postal, and like C-4 to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be veinless, boneless, sweeter persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep away from your career, however humble; it is a real source of irritation in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise unintentionally in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for no apparent reason and everywhere life is full of other people's children. Be yourself. Especially, do not confuse tradition with affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as useful as an ejection seat for a hellicopter. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth before you get caught with them. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden tax audits. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be sure to play with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have something gross on your nose that you have to leave at the door to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with yourself, by yourself.. because whatever you conceive you'll have to send to college, or to the army, to be all they can, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your Pizza deliverer. He has your address, and prepares that which you will eat. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still fun to joke about with strangers in the cheese line. Be careful. Strive to be more relaxed.

Go placidly amid the starving children and television cameras and remember how tasty that kid's gruel looked, YOU'RE strong enough and greedy enough to take it away and scarf it, (and remember) for you know there may be peanuts in there. As far as possible without surrender be Sally Struthers, spokesperson with all persons. Sugar-coat your truth for all it's worth and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story. And maybe, if you listen, they'll give you some food... Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are likely to take your food away and toast to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter; for always there will be hungrier, out of work persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep faking your career, however humble; it is a real placebo in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise only when it can help in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for your piece of the pie and everywhere life is full of over-processed food. Be yourself. Especially, do not regurgitate affection. Neither be critical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as elusive as a juicy steak. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth like that little bikini. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden chocolate frenzies. But do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have whined and complained to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding/isn't folding as it should. Therefore, be at peace with your waistline, whatever you conceive an act of kindness to be, and whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your supply of chocolate. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a paycheck. Be careful. Strive to be always full.

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