WE here at Duey, Cheatem and Howe will insure almost anyone that is in danger of losing their belongings to a flood. PLEASE do not approach us within three days of a possible flooding disaster. Because if you had prepared better in the first place you would have not ever been in this situation.
WE WILL COVER:
* Any house that meets all of the requirements as described in our home owner's policy.
* Any person who does not own any other policy with Duey, Cheatem and Howe.
WE WILL NOT COVER:
* Any house that is within a fifty mile radius of our main offices.
* Any house or possession that was purchased on an odd day or a day that ended in a 2, 4, 6, 8 or 0.
* Any person who was previously flooded and lost any or all possessions at any time in their life. You've had your chance and screwed up by not being with Duey, Cheatem and Howe or attempting to make it with another company. That's your loss.
Copyright 1998, Duey, Cheatem and Howe. All Rights Reserved. If you call 1-800-WECHEAT with questions and comments and will get the message that IT'S TOO BAD THAT THAT WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS. LEAVE US ALONE. We are not responsible for your incompetence. We are insurance sales people, not teachers.