Rats are fun-lovin' lads and gals and there are a bit of fings that we right luv and we're gonna introduce some of them ter yer and tell yer why they are A Few of Us Favourite Bleeders! Honest guv!

We like Big Ben. We can 'ear it chimin' from the Rat Palace wen the wind's in the right direction.

Anuvver great London landmark is the Elephant and Castle Shoppin' Centre, init? This is where us human goes ter buy us food and it were the inspiration for the bloomin' colour of the Rat Palace. We fink it's right funky and it even 'as a bingo 'all! Oi!

This is the view we 'ave from the Rat Palace. Not bad, eh?

Concorde reminds us of Eric's nose. Compare and contrast! Blimey!

We've luvved Betty Boop since Rolf 'arris showed 'er 1930s cartoons on Cartoon Time in the mid-80s. Marilyn Monroe were just a cheap imitation of a much more talented lass, right, and 'ere she is...

Us human 'as Old Kent Roads of these wee plastic blokes all over the place and one of us favourite pastimes is knockin' them all onto the floor and 'idin' their accessories under the bleedin' sofa. This is Alfie routin' the infidels from the kitchen table. It's usually Max's Uncle Bob ter do this but sometimes 'e needs 'elp wen they rise up and there's an 'ole army of them like there were this time.

Attack! Struth! Attack! The bloomin' Fisherman gets it! Right! That were a close one, init? Phew! Blimey!

This website is the cheesiest, chintziest out there and we luv it! Honest guv!

Barbara J. Frommer

But us favourite fin' of all, right, o'course, is us human mate! Blimey! This is 'er in typical knees-up mode.

This is wot us human says will 'appen if we go behind the chuffin' washin' machine. Eek! Blimey! This ain't one of Us Favourite Finks!

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