Rules! Rules! Rules!
Rules are made by fools!
I've got much better tools
Than lawbooks full of rules.
Games! Games! Games!
May your games go up in flames!
Whatever your God proclaims,
I won't play your stupid games.
Following the rules of life
Will get you nothing but strife.
So cut those rules with a knife
And get right on with your life.
A relationship? What's that?
If you wanna talk, I'll chat.
But I can always relate with my cat.
Can't hardly do better than that.
Whether I win or lose
Is something I can't choose.
So I'm not gonna sing the blues
Over somebody else's views.
I'll live my life as I please!
I'll never plead on my knees!
I'll even slice my own cheese!
I'll sail life's stormy seas!
