Why My Dog Duke Won't Use A Computer

WHY MY DOG "DUKE" WON'T USE MY COMPUTER!

1. He can't stick his head out of Windows "98"
2. The "fetch" command is not available on all platforms
3. He's too messy to "mark" every Website that he visits
4. He can't help attacking the screen when he hears, "you've got mail"
5. The fire hydrant icon is simply frustrating for him

6. His involuntary tail wagging is a dead giveaway that he's browsing "www.alpo.com" instead of working
7. His three major words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
8. My salive-coated floppy disks refuse to work
9. The words "Sit" and "Stay" were hard enough to learn; "Delete" and "Stay" are out of the question
10. TrO}gO HyAqR4tDc TgrOoTgYPmE WeIjTyHP;AsWqS, means that it's too hard to type with paws

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ŽThe Almighty Sorceress, Š1999

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