Carlo's Coloring Book Ever want to be 3 again? Well..you can color on his page..and stay between the lines. (crayons are good)
Blue Dog Can Count He's knows 1 + 1. Good doggy! have a biscuit... (milkbone's are nasty..don't eat them on a dare )
Kenton's Autobiography The absolute longest bio page on the web. ( insomniacs welcome ).
2439 Matt's groovey. He makes fun of Bill Gates, if your into that sort of thing.(you know you are)
People's Pages
Willow's
World She's just as looney as I am, and has great links. (..links to
HELL)
Raveness A personal page by a fun little person I kinda almost know.
well, not really.
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John's slightly doofy looking, yet worship-worthy none-the-less. He says my
page is one of the best. (but will he have my children?)
MRKOS
He is...um...where else do you find
perpetual motion hamster dryers on the WWW?
Reads
Futile
Zine This guy's crazy, but you gotta love his writing style ( I think
he'd have my children...for dinner )
Formic
Acid A cynical and crazy writings page ( I love photo-artsy types )
Urban Desires
Professionally Slick. ( we're talking Grease here..lard..)
HITCH
Pretty groovey. (pretty groovey)
Humor Pages
Blatent
Irrelevency Hilarious Writings for those with twisted minds ( twisters
a good game, but a lousy movie )
Animaniacs!
Great Links for my favorite..well..whatever they are (...dogs?..gods?...
).
The
Formerly Official Alt.Fan.Dan-Quayle Homepage my favorite idiot..need
I say more..( "potatoe" )
Places I Worship
Cheeses
of Nazareth. I love this place! I love cheese. I love humor. ( I love
this guy, he won't have my kids. damn. )
The
Bacon Worship Page Mmmmm....Lard.... ( nature's candy in your hand,
can, or pie)
Sp@ckle
(fomerly wwwvoice) My personal favorite site. I am usually listed
there in some form. (but they give me no link..whassup with that?)
Joe Lavin's
Humor Column I love this guy. He is my idol. His writing gives meaning
to my existence. (and he's got cute hair).
Laura
Helfrich's Page I don't really worship her page, but I do worship her
(she put me in her "Top Ten Favorite Links" )
Moe
Hammy and The Bloated Chicken Foot Mindless fun (bring a raincoat).
SoHo
Leaders Page This is where people can help you. I'm not a leader, so
don't ask me.
Internet Related Pages
HTML
A basic tutorial/reference page.
A
custom color builder convert colors into hex for your page (pretty
colors are our friends).
Geocities
They gave me this free page, they'll give you one too ( very friendly.
I'm a suck-up)
Tripod
They have free pages too, plus other slick services (lots of junk email)
Alta
Vista my favorite engine ( so much web-clutter, so little time )
Java
Tutorial It's just that. ( that's all I have to say about that )
