Soldiers of Hal is a band, but not like most bands, they're only in it for drugs and the ladies and once in a while, a sporatic feeling of anxiety. Only playing to friends & the Mafia, they border sort of on the edge of a kind of like culthood type deal thing, which, if ingested properly makes you lose water weight. The music is meant to be free of form & structure, sort of like a sand castle constantly being destroyed by the waves of reality and immediately being rebuilt by a bleary eyed gnome with bad depth perception.
The band began in the year 1990 as a two man outfit. The duo consisting of Keith G. Schneider and Opus. The fellas would hang out in an old laundry room and groove with a broken jelly press. Thus, spawning the epic musical managerie "Kiss The Devil's Face" (KTDF). Then as if they had hot peppers inside their aortas, created the next and earth shattering tune "Let's Get It On" which incited a riot...Soldiers of Hell were on the map. Notice the name that I have just typed, it isn't the group's current name, they changed it in 1997, so NO! I didn't screw up typing this crap that you probabaly won't even read because you are a lazy, lazy non-readin' mother-f**ker.
Anyway, The band now consists of more members and more instruments, that's why we here at S.O.H. went through all of the trouble of building this shoddy page...enjoy!
K.T.D.F.,
S.O.H.
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