Johnny the Homicidal Maniac lives in a house with cavernous underlevels equipped with killing devices. There is a wall in an upper room of his house that will begin to let another entity through if it is not constantly painted with blood. Johnny(or Nny, pronounced knee, to his bestest friends) is a shy, twisted soul who draws Happy Noodle Boy(popular with the homeless insane!) His little neighbor, Todd "Squee" Casil, is doing his best to resist the psychological problems he's going to have.

Due to my immense luck and super eye lasers, I have acquired not only the rest of the series of NNY but also the Trade Paperback!!! YA! Here's a couple of quick bits:

Nny's social life is fairly non-existent. His love life consisted of one diasterous date with Devi, an artist who managed to beat him good. Although he still likes her, she has suffered an onset of agoraphobia(fear of leaving the home) since the unfortunate incident.

Nny seems to constantly be plagued by styrofoam thingies which wish to control him. Most recent examples of this are Mr. Fuck, Psycho Doughboy and Revrend MEAT. They have made him do things he would really rather not, such as trying to kill Devi.

I have no idea what Nny's childhood was like, but it must have been pretty bloody bad. But it could have actually been okay. I'm beginning to think that JTHM became a homicidal maniac when he moved into his house. He could have been slightly normal before then.

Nny's favorite foods: Fiz Whiz, Brainfreezy and Senor Salsa's Chips("You'll Pee Fire!")

Nny's bonily thin physique musters more strength than most people realize before they call him something he doesn't like. I dunno why. But he does have those kickass boots.

People view nny as wimpy because he doesn't contradict himself fashionable most of the time and therefore they mock him. But, despite the bloodstains, Nny is a better person than any of his victims will ever be. Ever, ever damn you!!

Tess, the girl lucky enough to escape Johnny's caverns in some way, has always had trouble making friends and now is working towards being independent from jerky people. Tess also had the extreme fortune/misfortune to watch ehr jerky-asssed boyfriend, Dillon, get gobbled up by a blood needing monster ass she screamed. FUnny, eh?

Poor Devi will soon snap, it seems. Or perhaps not. I dunno. She has been permanently marked by NNY wish to...er...annaliate her.

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