The Table of Continence

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TABLE OF CONTINENCE!

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this is the expression you should have on your face when you go here. Or else. (if you're actually scared of me and making or attempting to make a WHEE! face, you are lame. How will I know anyway?Links to places you should go...so go already. My follicles are twitching.

Squee looks like me when I was negative fourteen years old and an evil little cherub in Utopia.Poor L'il Squee! Learn about him here.

I wonder if Peeps go to heaven or hell. They have obviously commited a great many sins, but they're MARSHMALLOWS!More about nny! Everything you never cared to know shoved down your throat.

I don't really look like Anne Gwish. I don't want to look like Anne Gwish. I would put a pic of Tess here, but I don't have one small enough. Cause I look like Tess. So be satisfied or buy me a scanner.Learn About MEEEEEEEEE!

And mommy? could you stop acting so damn bitchic?"Mommy? I'm scared. I read lfaeri's mad rant." And if you click here, you can too!


| I'm not ugly. I'm just...average. It's strange, tho. I don't think having antennae is normal in a human. Doodle in my Mad Rant Receptical

Oooo! Pretty people! You could be one, if you would only fucking SIGN! Gaze mindlessly at my Mad Rant Receptical

I wish these products really existed, don't you? Vote for your favorite Jhonen Vasquez work at my Voting Booth!

YEAH! JUST TTRRRYYY! Win one of my awards. There are four...and you should try, at least! GOD!

What were they thinking?Awards that THIS lovely site has won! Wee-ha!

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