And now a little bit about the magnificent person that is me. Above, you might notice the picture of Anne Gwish. Well, yes, that's what I look like, sadly, because Anne although described as the most attractive(physically) of Jhonen's characters, she is also a really piece of bitchwork. except my hair is red. I wear a lot of black stuff on my eyes. Anyway, I am a female, left-handed, who spends waaaaaaaay too mcuh time on the internet. I'm not going to tell what my age(15) is or what state i live in(IL), because giving away personal information about yourself is dangerous, and you shouldn't do it. I would never do that. I first spotted Nny in a dinky little comik book shop which I used to get Murder Can Be Funs. In the dim light, I spied a comic cover so grotesque, so primal....I had to have it! I read JTHM #1 right there and then and fell madly in love with it in every sense(even the psychotic ones). Then the cashier girl with pink hair told me to leave because the clerks were going to have a seance to summon Liberace's spirit to the store(which is now nonexistent, though it was called Cathartic Dreams). I left and ended up thinking I should have lifted it as I skateboarded home. I searched in vain for more JTHM over the next few weeks. One night, overwhelmed by the bleakness of my non-Nny life, I screamed at the top of my lungs "Johnny! Squee! Wobbly Bob! Why hast though forsaken me? WHY???"

After my brief stay at the State Mental Institution, I finally acquired The first two JTHMs and Squee! # 1 and 3. I have yet to find JTHM#3-6, so I weep. That is sad. Anyway, three days ago I got JTHM #7. That night, I did a little web research and spent the three hours between 2 and 5 am building the title page of this site. The sad thing is that it is better than sites I've spent weeks working on, like my failed newspaper Vox. I really like Jhonen's work. I think that It's incredible he's got such a good set of work before the age of 20. I used to want to be a cartoonist but I CANNOT draw. At all. Compared to my drawings, happy noodle boy looks museum quality. So I write, and I currently have a short story series running in New Moon magazine. Hey, it's a start!

My interests include art, sculpture, books, and making teachers cry. One thing I really love to do is wear little black dresses and capes to dances and baffle the little sunny girls in pink while I dance with all the hot boys. That's fun. But anyway, I like a lot of music...some of its good and some of tis bad.. Most notably, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Emma Townshend, Veruca Salt, NIN, Sneaker Pimps, Eve 6, Green Day, Beck, and Everclear. Scuba diving is fun and I love the British Vrigin Islands. I worship his holiness Jhonen Vasquez. No, really, I;'m a wiccan, but I don't want to explain that right now. Maybe I;ll do it later. Anyway, here is the maor proof that I am on the right side of the thin line between genius and insanity(but what is the right side?):

I have a crush on Nny.

Yes. Its true. I'm not one of those freaks who ends up on the Jerry Spring show who likes criminals. I would rather that Nny did not kill people. But that doesn'y cloud my liking of him. The things he says are wonderful and beautiful. He makes so much sense with his wisdom: