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ARE YOU WORTHY?

the ultimate survey... part 2








Copy and paste these questions into an e-mail and reply with your answers. I will send you your score and tell you whether or not you are worthy...
The "ARE YOU WORTHY?" survey is scored out of 500 total points, with different point values assigned to each question. The score you receive for each question is my initial reaction to your answer. I am going completely off of my own tastes, and I am scoring rather unkindly. Don't take offense to your score or please don't take it. I love all of you, no matter what you score.

Helpful Hints:
Be HONEST!!!
Tell me WHY you gave the answer you did.
Be ORIGINAL and creative.
Make me laugh or make me cry.
Don't try to fool me, if you answer isn't really the way you feel, I'll know.
Have fun, it shows!









1) When was the last time you ate any ice cream, and what flavor was it? (10 points)

2) Have you ever eaten strawberries and whipped cream in the park/at the mountains/etc...? (5 points)

3) Tell me the brief plot of your favorite dream? (10 points)

4) How many times a week do you masturbate/meditate/cry/pray/sleep/sit/ask people to marry you? (15 points)

5) Can you sing/hum the smurf theme song? (20 points)

6) Have you ever seen a faery? (35 points)

7) If you could sleep beside one person tonite, who and where would it be? (5 points)

8) Describe yourself. (20 points)

9) Name ten things (or more) that you can do with duct tape. (30 points)

10) There is a chalkboard in your head, and there you write your fears/anxieties/worries. What is on the chalkboard and how will you erase it? (20 points)

11) What do you think the defining qualities/powers/abilities of an angel are? (15 points)

12) What colour is the rose of your life? (5 points)

13) Tell me a story. (50 points)

14) What are you listening to or watching right now? (10 points)

15) What was the subject of the last poem you wrote? (20 points)

16) Tell me about your god(s). (10 points)

17) If you had 100 dollars to produce a movie, what would it be about? Include plot, characters, specific scenes, etc... (30 points)

18) Describe your sexiest fantasy. (50 points)

19) Who was the last person you hugged? (10 points)

20) What is on your bed right now? (20 points)

21) How was your day? (10 points)

and the 100 point question (answer carefully and put some time into it): 22) A plague hits the world, and few survive. You, a priest, an escaped lunatic, an escaped convict, one of the singers from Boyz II Men, the head of colour naming at Crayola, and five circus actors of various talents get together where ever you are. Where do you go, what do you do, who's in charge, where do you stay, what do you eat, etc? (100 points)






Send your answers to me and wait (patiently) for your score.


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