Meet, Antonio, the slickest pig in the pen, the barnyard lounge lizard. Even though Antonio struts around the pen boasting of his prowess, what his barnyard pals don't know is, he hasn't had a date since the cows came home. Having a great fondness for pigs, I thought I'd come to his aid. I figured if I could get a personal ad into the Barnyard Bugle, maybe, some cute little porker out there would take a fancy to him. But, this is a tough one, I mean, look at him. So, I'm gonna need some help. Please fill out the form below, and send in a personal ad for Antonio. Help Antonio find the pig of his dreams. All ads will be posted.

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Wanted: One, maybe two, Scintillating Sow's for the Barnyard Stud, the Swine of Swing, the Pick of Porkers, the Regal Razorback, the Sultan of the Sty. No Squealers please! Contact Antonio at, BR549 or Fax 555-APIG. Submitted by ~ KC Maddog Moment Of Maddness

Oink...oink,oink,oink...oink..oink,ummmm...oink.oink..walks in the park...oink....sunsets..oink,oink...good old fashioned pig love. oink,oink Submitted by ~ Leah C.

Looking for a swill time, contact me, Antonio.. I Knows how to keep that bacon shakin'. In pig years I'm 7, I'm in my prime..My weight 2,300 lbs.... Slim for a boar..Love to eat... Likes to mud wrestle. Fav past time: Wallowing. Fav Pinup: Petunia. Fav game: Slingo. I'll shuah bring home the bacon for that lucky pigette....So C'mon, what you waiting for....Antionio is all yours... ^@^ <--My pic Swinesome porker ain't I? Last call to get it all! Didn't mean to ham it up!Submitted by ~ Loco/george

I am a real nice pig looking for someone to love me for who and what I am. Even though I come across as a slick pig I really am not. I am so loving but afraid to show it. Won't some sweet pig please come to my rescue? Submitted by ~ Ger

Deliciously naughty Stud Pig with extra large snout in search of a Ravenously Piglet to share Hog Heaven.... Enter my private pen and run amuck with the best piggy! We can guzzle and nuzzle, flop in slop, till our hearts content..... I am a love machine out for rent......Don't listen to the other swines with their piffle. Let my love power devour........ To enter Hog Heaven, Please call after 11.  ( Wallowing till then )  PS. For you uncouth pigs out there piffle means talkin trash or nonsense talk......and that's what it's all about!!! Submitted by ~ Zandro & EZ007

SPP (single pink pig) looking for SPS (single pink sow) to wallow in the mud and root around with me. Could lead to a permanent thing. Must be able to stand a mess, my place is a real stye! I like large ladies, the bigger the better. Nice smelling pigs need not apply! Submitted by ~ Michelle G. Family Retreat

Cool pig seeks piglet to have fun with and share smiles. Must be sweet and sincere, no games please! MUST HAVE A WONDERFUL PERSONALITY!!! Submitted by ~ Liz

MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm BACON! Submitted by ~ GIOUA GIOUA'S PAGE OF USELESSNESS

I MAKE SOWS SIZZLE I am the horniest stud this side of a frying pan. And have the videos to prove it. I need a not-to-plump piglet with the looks of a doe, the stink of a stye, and the stamina of an elephant. Sex is a serious business. I do not horse around. Interested? Call Antonio. His # is on the tall slop pail. Warning! I pig-out on Viagra!! Submitted by ~ Norm

Swiney, how I love ya, how I love ya, my dear ole Swiney....I'd love the world to see...just what you mean to Sue-eee, Sue-eee, Sue-ee, Sue-ee......Swiney, how I love ya.... Submitted by ~ Rikki Rikki's House

AWESOME PIG WHO IS A BODY BUILDER ... LOOKING FOR SWEET LITTLE PORK CHOP WHO WILL ACT LIKE A LADY AT THE HOG TROUGH AND WILL BE A NICE PIGGY TO ME AT ALL TIMES...WILL SHARE THE LARGE FARM I HAVE AND ALL MY MUD HOLES...PLEASE CALL 1 800 SOO EEEEE Submitted by ~ LIPIZANLAND

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Special thanks to Tina for doing the animation on Antonio. Great job Tina! You can visit her at the Garden Theater.