the Wal-Mart Manager came out and unplugged it.

There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual
disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder
clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and
the facility, when the student sees a patient masturbating right there
in the hallway. "What condition does he have?" the student asks."He
suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the doctor replies. "If he
doesn't obtain sexual release forty to fifty times a day, he'll slip
into a coma." The student takes some notes on that, and they continue
down the hall. As they turn the corner, he sees another patient with
his pants around his ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse.
"What about him?" the student asks. "What's his story?" "Oh, it's the
same condition," the doctor replies. "He just has a better health plan."

There were these female Siamese twins, one was a nymphomaniac, the
other loved to play the saxophone.

Both of them loved Julio Iglasiases. One day he did a show in their
town, they went to the show, snuck in back stage, met Julio, had a
few drinks and soon they were back in his hotel room. The nympho
had wild sex with Julio while the sister played her saxophone.

A few years later, one of the sisters read in the paper that Julio
was coming back to town, she said to her sister, "Lets go to the
show, maybe we can party with Julio again."

Her sister said, "Oh he'll never remember us."

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the
front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going, and she replied, "I'm going to Las
Vegas."
He questioned her as to why she was going, and she told him "I just
found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for
free."
He pondered that for a while, went into the house, packed his bags
and returned to the porch and his wife.
She said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
He replied, "I'm going, too."
"Why?" she asked.
He said, "I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a
year."

After weeks of dating, the shy man finally invited his girlfriend
back to his apartment. They went back to his bedroom, and she
undressed for him. Then it was his turn. He unzipped his pants,
and took them off. She was completely shocked! She asked him,
"What's wrong with your knees?" He was very embarrassed, and said,
"I had kneasles as a child. The disease left my knees looking this
way." She said, "Kneasles?!" You must mean measles!"
"No, he said, it was kneasles." Then he took off his socks,
and she got a look at his feet. She said, "What's the matter with
your toes?" Once again, he was embarrassed, and he said, "As a
child, I had tolio. The disease left me with these deformed toes."
She said, "You must mean that you had polio." "No," he said,
I had tolio." Then he took down his briefs.... and she said,
"No, don't tell me...you had small cox as a child!"

One Good Man...

Due to a tragic accident, everybody on earth dies and goes to
heaven. God appears at the gate and says, "I want the men to make two
lines: One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the
other line for the men that were whipped by their women. The women will
all go with St. Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women
are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped
was 100's of miles long and on the line of men that dominated women
there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be
ashamed of yourselves! I created you in my image and you were all
whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up
and made me proud. Learn from this man!" And so God pointed to the one
man on the short line and said, "Tell them my son, how did you manage
to make it to this line?" The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told
me to stand here."

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the
night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and
thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad
can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsey ride! Daddy,
can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking
more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break
his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town.
Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang
on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually
get bucked off!"

What is a blondes favorite Nursery Rhyme?

Table Sex..

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is
losing interest in sex.
The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental
and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So,
that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at
the doctor. She says, "Doc, the pill worked great!! I put it in
the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up,
rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all
my clothes off and ravages me right there on the table!"
The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that
strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."
"Naah... ", she says, "that's okay. We aren't going back to that
Restaurant anyway."

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