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What Girls Say/What They Mean
Can't we just be friends?	There is no way I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, ever again.
I just need some space	...without you in it.
Can you help me with my homework?	If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.
Do I look fat in this dress?	We haven't had a fight in a while.
No, pizza's fine!	Cheap ::ahem:: jerk!
I just do not want a boyfriend right now	I just do not want (you as) a boyfriend...ever!
I don't know; what do you want to do?	I can't believe that you have nothing planned!
I like you but...	I don't like you!
You never listen!	You never listen!
We're moving too quickly	I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if that guy in Bio has a girlfriend!
I'll be ready in a minute	I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself.	I am just being nice; there is no way I am going Dutch!
Oh Yes! Right there	Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.
I'm just going out with the girls.	We are gonna make fun of you and your friends!
There's no one else!	I am doing your brother.
Size doesn't count!	...unless I want an orgasm!

What Guys Say/What They Mean
It is just orange juice, try it!	3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
She's kind of cute	I'll bet she will sleep with me.
I don't know if I like her	She won't blow me.
I need you	My hand is tired.
I had her.	I had (wet dreams about) her.
I really want to get to know you better	...so we can do what I tell my friends we do already.
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?	Am I that small?
You're the only girl I've ever cared about.	You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.
I want you back	...for tonight anyway
We've been through so much together	If it wasn't for you, I never would have lost my virginity.
I miss you so much!	I am so horny that my band director is starting to look good.
No, I do not want to dance right now.	Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on!
The break-up should not start for another 24 hours	I want to have sex a few more times