They will blow your mind away........

Well, folks, there you have it a full whole quotes page with jokes I gathered from toilets graffiti and friends. I have one serious complaint though. When last time I asked you for your help, I got ZIP. I said I needed some more quotes and you gave me squat. Oh well, back to the toilet wall. The help offer is still open, I hope I will get more response this time.....and better one....

Oh....by the way the images I added to my webpage this time are more sick and twisted than ever, and they are all ORIGINAL, UNEDITED AND NOT FAKE !!! Be warned....

On with the quotes then.....

-Preserve the Green...MAKE LOVE TO FROGS!!!

-Please don't throw cigarettes into the bathroom...WE DON'T SHIT IN

YOUR ASHTRAYS!!!

-Love thy neighbour like thy self, especially when your neighbour is a nice

looking chick.

-The only bad thing about political jokes is that they are ELECTED!!!!

-I don't know if this is the architect's mistake but it's the first bloody time I have

to go UPSTAIRS to reach the BASEMENT!!!

-No one has ever touched my heart, but it's the only part of me that hasn't been

touched.

-If elections changed anything, they would be ILLEGAL!!!

-If shit were worth anything, I would have no ass....

-Do you ever talk to your wife when you make love?

Of Course, on the phone....

-The earth is flat. CLASS OF 1492.

-Death is an inheritable diseace.

-Hey Doc, the teeth you pulled was not the bad one.

Don't worry, I'll get to the bad one...

-Cleaning your house while the children are growing, is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing.

-Don't worry guys….it's not loaded (Rock Star's Tim Cath's last words right before he played Russian Rullete in 1978)

-Those losers couldn't even shoot an eleph…..(General Antonio Lopez De Santa Anna's last words. He told them while looking at the enemy front in 1838)

 -Come and see our beatifull ballet, FIVE beatiful girls FOUR beatiful costumes.

-Please don't throw garbage on the street, throw your vote into the voting machine.

-Hey girls, I found a way to make my willy 25cm long....I FOLD IT IN HALF!!!!

-Digital watch wearers...YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED...

-Power corrupts, but absolute power......... IS MUCH MORE FUN!!!!

-I want less corruption or more chances for me to be a part of it...

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away...an onion a day keeps EVERYONE

AWAY!!!

-Has anyone noticed that the greatset source of problems in the world are THE SOLUTIONS?

-Never attempt to teach a pig how to sing….You are wasting your time and also annoying the pig.

-Life is a one-way road to the grave….Not to mention you can die in the way.

-No one has ever touched my heart, but it's the only part of me that hasn't been touched.

-Please keep the toilet clean….Some of us eat everything….

-Please do not enter the toilets…. "National Geographic" is making a movie.

-The best things in life are either immoral, unhealthy, or make you too fat…

-Jesus Loves Black&White, but he prefers, Johny Walker.

-Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!!

-Mary, If you are reading this, don't dare come back home.

-My brother has so many rotten teeth, he speaks with an echo....

-In my place the safest place to hide money is under the soap...

-Redneck Texans are the living, wlking talking evidence, that Indians screwed bufalloes.

-This country is destroyed by too much indifference, but what do I care?

-I tried getting out of my emotional dead end, but I can remember which way I got in.

-God loves you....which shows he has a sense of humour.

-Religion is the opium of....zzzzzzz

the meaning of those numbers:

counting

standing in the rain.