If A Man Woke Up And Had A Vagina

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1) I would Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

2) I would Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

3) I would See if I finally could do the splits.

4) I would See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

5) I would Cross my legs without rearranging.

6) I would Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

7) I would Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

8) I would Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it video taped.

9) I would Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

10) I would Finally find that damned G-spot!

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