Man, I'm Glad I Am A Man!!!

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MAN. I'M GLAD I'M A MAN. MAN Everyday I give thanks to God...I was born a man instead of a broad... When Oprah comes on. I turn off the TV...I don't shave my legs. I stand up to pee...
I go to a barber, not a beauty salon...Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on..
Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts...I use my turn signal. I understand sports...
Man. I'm glad I'm a man. man...Tell you the reason I am...I don't go through a faze every 28 days... Man. I'm glad I'm a man...
I pay cash at the grocery. no checks or coupons... Don't take a lot of friends when I go the the john...
I don't throw a fit when I break a nail... I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale...
I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror... I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer...
I drink beer from a bottle. not from a glass... I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass... Man. I'm glad I'm a man.
man...Tell you the reason I am...I don't face the pain of water-weight gain...
Man. I'm glad I'm a man...Let me tell you ladies...Listen to me ladies...I love those things inside of your blouse... I love your pretty faces...Your warm and soft embraces...But if I had my own two boobs. I'd never leave the house...
I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date...I don't play with dolls unless they inflate...
When someone asks me my age. I never lie...After sex in bed, my spot's always dry...
I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines...I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans...
I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie...This is the same underwear I wore yesterday... Man. I'm glad I'm a man.
man...Tell you the reason I am...I don't take a pill. I don't use Massengill... Man. I'm glad I'm a man...Man, I'm glad I'm a man.
Man...Tell you the reason I am... I find Michael Bolton completely revoltin'...Man. I'm glad I'm a man!!!!

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