OJ Trail As Told By Dr. Seuss

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I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.

I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! hey, leave it be!

When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.

My friend he took me for a ride
All through LA, from side to side.
From north to south, we took a ride.
But from the cops we could not hide.

My trail lasted for a year.
A year! a year! just sitting here!
The DNA, THE HEM-The Haw!
The circus-hype the viewers saw!

A year! A year! just sitting here!
And lawyers charge by hour I fear!

If I'm found gulity I will appeal!
Appeal! Appeal! I will appeal!
I'll wheedle and whine- I'll cut a deal.
If it's "not gulity" so glad I'll feel.

Did you do this awful crime? Did you do this anytime?
I did not do this awful crime. I could not, would not anytime.
Did you take this person's life? Did you do it with a knife?
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.

Did you hit her from up above? Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.
And now I'm free, I can return.
To my house for which I Yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free-give back my glove!!!!

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