Quotes

"The world is too much with us; late and soon, Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers: Little we see in Nature that is ours; We hav given our hearts away, a sordid boon!" --Wordsworth

"An orphan's curse would drag to Hell A spirtit from on high; But oh mor horrible than that Is the curse in a dead man's eye!" --Coleridge

"He prayeth well, who lovethe well Both man and bird and beast. 'He prayeth best, who loveth best All things both great and small; For the dear God who loveth us, He made and loveth all." --Coleridge

"She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in here aspect and her eyes: Thus mellowed to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies." --Byron

"Roll on, thou deep and dark blue ocean-roll! Ten thousand fleets sweep over thee in vain; Man mark the earth with ruin-his control stops with the shore..." --Byron

Ozymandias by Percy Shelley

I met a traveler from an antique land

Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert... Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cld command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fled:

And on the pedestal these words appear:

"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains. Rond the decay

Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

"Beauty is truth, truth beauty - that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know." --Keats

"The days of our youth are the days of our glory;..." --Byron

"We look before and after, And pine for what is not; Our sincerest laughter with some pain is pain is fraught. Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thought." --Shelley --one of my favorite quotes

" 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never loved at all." --Tennyson

When I was one-and-twenty by Housman

When I was one-and-twenty;

I heard a wiseman say

"Give crowns, and Pounds and Guineas

But not give your heart away

Give pearls away and rubbies

But keep your fancy free."

But I was one-and-twenty,

No use to talk to me.

When I was one-and-twenty

I heard him say again,

"The heart out of the bosom

Was never given in vain

'Tis paid with sighs a plenty

And sold for endless rue."

And now I'm two-and-twenty,

And oh 'tis ture, 'tis true.

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth, and breath, and height my soul can reach." --Elizabeth Browning

Requin by Stevenson

Under the wide and starry sky.

Dig the grave and let me lie.

Glad to live and gladly die

And lay me down with a will

This be the verse you gave for me

"Here he lies where he longed to be

Home is the sailor home from the sea

And the huter home from the hill."

Calculus Quotes

"We're only going to follow rules that have a reason." -- Gary

(Sneeze) "I'm allergic to student; although I don't know why I sneeze around you guys." -- Gary

"Dijon-voo --- The feeling you've eaten this mustard before." -- Gary

"I encourage you to do steps in your head, although most of you will probably get chaulk dust on your brain." -- Gary

"Everyone knows BETA late than never." -- Gary

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" -- Gary

"Suppose you get a degree form PSC then you go to a real school -- OH! I mean a bigger school." :-)

Professor: "This is why Newton invented calculus, is to solve this problem." Student: "Why didn't he just mind his own business?"

"The usual problem with those calculators is the nuts that hold down the buttons." -- Gary

Bad professor joke: "Do you know what you get if you cross an elaphant with a rhinosaurous

A: El*if*rhino (hell if i know)

"I wouldn't lie to you where there is no money involved." -- Gary

"It's like transfering from PSC to a smaller school. -- There ain't none!" -- Gary

"I only expect you to know two things: Everything I told you and everything I meant to tell you but forgot." -- Gary

"I guess this mean I can't have any more Dr. Pepper© because I can't drink and derrive." -- Gary

Student: "Will you buy my book To Kill A Professor?"

Professor: "No. But I will buy your second book, Homosexual Activity In American Prisons."

Quotes From My Travels

"He needs to go take a shit!"

"I see said the blind man to his deaf wife, as he picked up his hammer and saw."

"Why don't you go play Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?"

"Goats? Bleach? Blood? NO! Stop saying that!."

"We're done! NO! stop sayin that!"

(from construction) "Fuck 'um!"

"She's been laid so many times that she has Sealy Posturopidic imprinted on her back!"

"Life is far too short, bear this in mind when you meet people...and be kind."

"When you greet someone...give them a smile...it may be the only one they get all day and could make all the difference in the world to them."

" 'Stay' is a charming word in a friends vocabulary." --Louisa Alcott

"A Rule of Thumb for all Women: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it."

"Fire it to me!"

"Stickier as can be."

"No problem is beyond the solution of a good bottle of whiskey."

"Things sure look better when you're all liquored-up."

"I ain't suckin!"

"Perhaps if we taunt it!, It may become so cross that it just might make a mistake" -- Monty Python

"I'll sleep when I die."

"Friendships multiply joys and divide griefs." -- H. G. Bohn

"To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice." --Confucius

"In loving, you lean on someone to hold them up." -- Rod McKuen

"He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass." --George Herbert

"To get to Heaven you must go through Hell."

"Love hurts."

"Live to love, and Love to live."

"Drink life as it comes. Straight no chasers!" --Bush

"I may be on a diet, but I can still look at the menu."

"Always remember: you are unique...just like everyone else."

"Life is a bitch and then you die!"

"If ya don't like my cooking, stay out of the kitchen"

"Same shit, different day."

"Diagonally parked in a parallel world."

"If they can put one man on the moon, they should put all of them there."

"A good man is hard to find with your back turned to me."