Let your thoughts take you to a place...a place of wonder and awe... dangit, who am I kidding?!? It's a place of disaster and insanity!
A place where the sparkling apple cider flows from the bottles like...uhm...blood out of a broken nose.
A place that many others have trod upon, and are yet to pass through.
A place where humor runs almost as high as our madness...
Do you get the picture yet? I think I've explained it enough!
Well, this page isn't much yet, but it will be. I know Meryl will yell at me for copying off of her for some of this stuff...but having people's quotes on a webpage isn't a crime. And yes, I will admit, I got the idea for my awards (the awards that will be on here) from her, but they're not named the Aca-Dummy Awards...so I'm safe! Haha!
Quotes
"They're not cute enough to stalk!" ~Me (at Dorney Park with Kepler, referring to two guys)
"Hey Look! It's the two prettiest girls in the whole park!" ~George (referring to Danielle and Me)
"Mphmunrenmph" ~Bob (see, he muttered it under his breath, so we'll never know what he said!)
"For all the riders who want to go backwards, turn around at this time!"
"I'll let you in on a little secret - If you want to get soaked, sit in the seat with the black backrest." ~Bob (the cool old Bob, not the self-absorbed evil [but cute!] Bob)
"I'm wearing two name tags because I'm special." ~Danny
"Hisssssss!!!! Hissssss!!!!" ~the crazy goose at Dorney (or was it someone else??)
"Let's grate some cheese!" ~Me at Christa's house
"We'll come back here, and then we can have an underwear fest!" ~Me while shopping with Allison (JC Penney had a sale, OK??)
"Great minds think alike. You just type faster!" ~Keppy
More quotes to come from my friends and our adventures...hopefully. In the meantime, you can check out some famous and some not-so-famous quotes at my Cool Quotes Page.
In case you (whoever the heck you are) are wondering about these adventures at Dorney, I'll explain a bit. Dorney Park is an amusement park in Allentown, PA (well, really South Whitehall) that my friends and I hang out at a lot. Most of us have season passes there.
Friends and Enemies...
Some of us have made friends (or enemies!) with some employees at Dorney. A short listing of them...
Bob- (enemy) Yeah sure, he's young (for a ride operator) and cute. We love to shout his name (what can I say, there's nothing to it...it's just BOB!), but he hates us. I don't think he ever really liked us. At least not after opening day. I wasn't there to witness this occurance (a very personal issue forced me to leave the park), but Meryl almost broke his turney thingie. I'm sure our singing didn't help either.
Bob- (friend) You're probably thinking, "Wait a minute, you just said that Bob was an enemy." Not untrue, the Bob that works at Thunder Canyon is an enemy, but this is a different Bob. He's pretty old, but he's the coolest old guy around! He works all over in the park (I've noticed mostly the side closest to Wildwater), including a crossing guard at Cedar Creek Cannonball, and operating Hang Time and the Wave Swinger. He's a funny dude...I'm sure any of us would be proud to have him as a grandfather (he is that old yanno).
Richie- (friend) Richie was the only person at Thunder Canyon who actually liked us. Unfortunately, he quit working at Dorney! He was sooo cool!
Shawn- (friend) I think we first met Shawn at Thunder Canyon. The last time I saw him he was at Hang Time, and he was being pretty nice to us. In fact, when we were walking around the park and he was on break or something, he caught up with us to talk. He's one of the few people at Dorney that actually talks to us like friends!
Jack- (enemy) Jack is pure evil. He must be Richie's replacement, because he's new at Thunder Canyon. He doesn't even know us, and yet he dared to mock me. That is the worst thing anyone can do!
George- (friend) George is very cool. He's another old guy that works as a crossing guard for the Cedar Creek Cannonball. He's very nice to us. Unlinke SOME people (no names...BOB!!!)
Eric- (friend) The coolest! Eric works at the Dominator, on the red side. He's cool because he called Bob names behind his back, even though he has no clue who Bob is.
Danny- (friend) Danny works at the Dominator too. He's the person who asks how many people are in your group before you get on the ride (that's what Bob does at Thunder Canyon, but Danny is much better at it). He always wears sunglasses for some unknown (to us, at least) reason. He wears two name tags "because he's special."
Scott- (not sure) We haven't really talked to Scott much, but he seems cool. He works at the games near Laser. He gets bored very easily. Last week he was building a castle with the corks from one of the shooting games. A very creative mind, but he's a bit too quiet. Who knows what he could be scheming?
The Fun Man- (friend) He's this cool guy who works at the Whip. When he has the ride going, he says stuff like "wave your hands in the air!" and stuff. He's very cool. He won't tell us his real name though, and his name tag is always covered by his windbreaker!
Bill- (friend and enemy) Bill goes to our school, and Danielle A. knows him from band. He's going to 10th grade. For some odd reason, he thinks I'm evil. Despite that fact, he gave me a blue stuffed bear. Bill works near Scott. I wouldn't trust those two together.
Chris- (enemy) Chris works at the Laser refreshment stand. I don't think he likes us too much, either that or he just doesn't like his job. Danielle A. and I asked for water and he was yelling at his co-worker a lot. Something about working for an hour more. Well he gave us the water, and we drank about half, then we had a water fight. We got thirsty again after that, but he wouldn't give us any more water. Plus, the whole time he was talking about a certain part of the male anatomy...
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