~"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."(Homer Simpson)

~"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." (Homer Simpson)

~"Screw you guys, I don't wanna be part of your penis chopping family anyways." (Cartman, SouthPark)

~"Screw you hippie!" (Cartman, SouthPark)

~Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth? You act like you've never had love and you want me to go without. (One, U2)

~"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night." (Hobbes)

~"Aaaaah! You cockeater!!!" (Me playing Mario on my N64)

~"Oh for fuck sake! Go fuck yourself you little donkey licking dumbass!" (Me playing Mario again. I have fun when I play.)

~"Stupid son of a bitch!" (Again, me playing Mario.I get kinda testy)

~"I wanted to sit around in my pajamas all day and eat peanut brittle. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say I don't have goals!" (Chandler, Friends)

~"I'm going to the back seat of the car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for 10 minutes!" (Homer Simpson)

~You flicker and you're beautiful. You glow inside my head. You hold me hypnotized, I'm mesmerized... your flames the flames that kiss me dead. (The Caterpillar, The Cure)

~"Isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?!" (Rachel, Friends)

~And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. (The End, The Beatles)

~I was sure you'd be the one but I was wrong - it seems reality destroys our dreams. (Strange Attraction, The Cure)

~'Cause baby, if heaven calls, I'm coming too. Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead. (Drugs Don't Work, The Verve)

~I haven't slept at all in days. It's been so long since we have talked. And I have been here many times. I just don't know what I'm doing wrong. (What Can I Do, The Corrs)

~You are such a fool to worry like you do. I know it's tough and you can never get enough of what you don't really need now my oh my. (Stuck In A Moment..., U2)

~"Oh and just so you know, it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!" (Rachel to Ross on Friends)



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