~I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but I think that God's got a sick sense of humour and when I die I expect to find him laughing. (Blasphemous Rumours, Depeche Mode)

~"You eat shit for breakfast??" (Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore)

~"Eat it! Eat it and choke on it, you sick twisted fuck!" (Misery)

~"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." (Homer Simpson)

~"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!" (Homer Simpson)

~If only I thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart. (Pictures Of You, The Cure)

~Jules: I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit!
Vincent: Did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, he's immediately forgiven for all wrong-doings?
Jules: Man, get outta my face with that shit! The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty- bitty pieces of skull with his fingers on account of your dumb ass. (Pulp Fiction)

~Imagine there's no countries. It isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for and no religion too. (Imagine, John Lennon)

~We're just two lost souls swimming in the fishbowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears.(Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd)

~"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?" (Homer Simpson)

~The moon is shining in the sky. Reminding me of so many other nights. When my eyes have been so red, I've been mistaken for dead. But not tonight. (But Not Tonight, Depeche Mode)

~It's good to know that you are doing well. It's good to know that you all know I'm hurting. It's good to know I'm feeling not so well.(Writing to Reach You, Travis)

~Singing this song. Singing along. Makes it easier for me to see you go. But in doing so in letting you go, it only serves to show me that I'm still in love with you. (Luv, Travis)

~When the mistake we made was in never having planned to fall in love, Luv. (Luv, Travis)

~If you give me an R I'll give you something...and I'm not talking about letters. (Me bribing Ray while playing Scrabble. I got the R.)

~I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane while people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshole {He's an asshole, what an asshole} I'm an asshole {He's an asshole, such an asshole} (Denis Leary, Asshole)

~You've bought me your stories. I can't believe that I endured you for as long as I did. I'm happy it's over. I'm only sorry that I didn't make the move before you. (I Never Loved You Anyway, The Corrs)

~If you leave don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night then we'll go our seperate ways. We always had time on our side and now it's fading fast. (If You Leave, OMD)

~You know you're chewing bubble gum. You know what that is but you still want some. You just can't get enough of that lovey dovey stuff. (Discotheque, U2)

> ~Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see (Strawberry Fields, The Beatles)



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