~You know me I hate everyone (Wish, Nine Inch Nails)

~Marge Simpson: "Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention, but all the while, our little Lisa's becoming a young woman."
Homer Simpson: "Oh, so that's it, this is some kind of underwear thing"

~"You can present the material, but you can't make me care." (Calvin)

~"I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some Doublemint gum." (Jerry to Elaine, Seinfeld)

~I lived alone but I was only coming back to you (Coming Back To You, Leonard Cohen)

~And love is not the easy thing. The only baggage that you can bring. Not the easy thing. The only baggage you can bring is all that you can't leave behind. (Walk On, U2)

~I don't know why nobody told you how to unfold your love. I don't know how someone controlled you, they bought and sold you. (While My Guitar Gently Weeps, The Beatles)

~"Were you born that rude or does it just come natural to you?" (Me)

~"Oh, my god, Marge. A penalty shot, with only four seconds left. It’s your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise, the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!" (Homer, The Simpsons)

~Give me absolute control over every living soul. And lie beside me, baby, that's an order. (The Future, Leonard Cohen)

~"Ya know, I don't get it. I'm not allowed to ask a Chinese person where a Chinese restaurant is? I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? I mean, somebody asks me which way is Israel, I don't fly off the handle." (Jerry Seinfeld)

~Love is hard and love is tough but love is not what you're thinking of. It's what lovers deal it's what lovers steal. You know I found it hard to recieve cause you my love, I could never believe. (Please, U2)

~What have I become my sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away in the end. (Hurt, Nine Inch Nails)

~"How do I put this in a way that you'll understand...SHUT-UP!!" (Malcolm, Malcolm In The Middle)

~All of the king's horses and all of the king's men couldn't pull my heart back together again. All of the physicians, mathmeticians too, failed to stop my heart from breaking in two. Cause all I need is you. I just need you. Yeah you got the glue so I'm gonna give my heart to you. (The Humpty Dumpty Love Song, Travis)

~"Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with her - during the commercial." (Homer, The Simpsons)

~I'm drunk and right now I am so in love with you and I don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do. Lay my hands on Heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars while the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car. Nothing quite like the feel of something new. (The Only Time, Nine Inch Nails)

~Those little girls are pests. Big girls are best. (Big Girls Are Best, U2)

~If it's all the same to you, here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna buy a gun. Gonna shoot everything everyone. And then I'm coming for you cause it was you that drove me to. This could be the last train. (Last Train, Travis)

~For how much longer can I howl into this wind. For how much longer can I cry like this. (A Thousand Hours, The Cure)

~"Shut the fuck up." (Me to whoever I feel like saying it to)

~"It smells like a bathroom in here...it smells like a hotel...it smells like a hotel bathroom!" (Aileen in Dairy Queen)



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