~Bart: "Cool! A lie detector! Lisa is a dork. Lisa is a dork."
Lisa: "Dad, make him stop!"
Homer: "Well according to this he's telling the truth."

~ "I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk." (Homer)

~You and I have memories longer than the road that stretches out ahead. (Two of Us, The Beatles)

~I've been afraid of changing cause I built my life around you. But time makes you bolder even children get older and I'm getting older too. (Landslide, Fleetwood Mac)

~Get crazy with the Cheese Whiz. (Loser, Beck)

~"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose." (Robin Williams)

~"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." (Robin Williams)

~Miles: "You have much more hair in your nose than my dad."
Buck: "How nice of you to notice." (Uncle Buck)

~Did you think I wouldn't recognize this compromise. Am I just too stupid to realize. Stale incense old sweat and lies lies lies. (Sin, Nine Inch Nails)

~And if I can't have everything well then just give me a taste (same)

~"And I don't really care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really don't care to walk across a fucking highway and across a fucking runway just to get back here and have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right, fucking, now." (Neil, Planes Trains and Automobiles)

~Ross: "Pheebs, it's gonna be ok..."
Phoebe: "That's easy for you to say, I dont see three kids coming outta YOUR vagina!" (Phoebe giving birth to triplets on Friends.)

~"Wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" (Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber)

~"Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?" (Garth, Wayne's World)

~"I thought I had mono for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored." (Wayne, Wayne's World)

~"Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum! Do I have a scrotum?" (Sharon Osbourne)

~I'll always be waiting for you, so you know how much I need you, but you never even see me, do you? (Shiver, Coldplay)

~In a haze, a stormy haze, I'll be round .I'll be loving you always, always. Here I am and I'll take my time. Here I am and I'll wait in line always. Always. (Parachutes, Coldplay)

~Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?" (Homer)

~ Bart: "You did it, Dad. You saved us! I'm proud you're my father."
Homer: "Go away. Eating."

~Sunrise like a nosebleed. Your head hurts and you can't breathe. You been tryin' to throw your arms around the world. (Tryin' to Throw Your Arms Around the World, U2)

~I'll never tell you of all the different ways you make me so afraid. (Chain of Flowers, The Cure)

~Do you tell lies and say that it's forever? Do you think twice, or just touch 'n' see? (Love Bites, Def Leppard -shut up)

~When I'm with you are you somewhere else? Am I gettin' thru or do you please yourself? When you wake up will you walk out? It can't be love if you throw it about. (same)

~Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout making love in the green grass behind the stadium with you. (Brown Eyed Girl, Van Morrison)

~Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my open mind, possessing and caressing me. (Across the Universe, The Beatles)

~Cause we all have wings but some of us don't know why. (Never Tear Us Apart, INXS)

~I guess being in love is like being insane. (Easy To Tame, Kim Mitchell -I can't believe I'm quoting this song.)

~Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry .You don't know how lovely you are. (The Scientist, Coldplay)

~Nobody said it was easy. It's such a shame for us to part. Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this hard. (The Scientist, Coldplay)

~All of my fears came true. Black and blue and broken bones. You left me here I'm all alone. My little piggy needed something new. Nothing can stop me now cause I don't care anymore. Nothing can stop me now cause I don't care. (Piggy, Nine Inch Nails)

~"Can someone tell me why it is always so godamn bloody cold in this house?" (Me.)


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