Okay so it's not like the Dog Lackeys are endangered or something, but, in a way they are. Cos if you've read the Order Of the Running Dog Lackeys then you'd sorta figure out how they live and all. In peace. Battle cry being, "Spoon", same as the tick, but still. That's all they did. No war, cos they learned that war wasn't the answer, and it ain't. So they are endangered as far as their way of thinking...

If another mean Order attacked them (such as the Bursting Etruscan Squirrels), they would be helpless, as they don't believe in war. Have you ever scared a Bursting Etruscan Squirrel off by screaming, "SPOOOOOONNNNNNN!"? Didn't think so.

But the Dog lackeys have the power to do this, because they know the powers o peace are better than anything those evil ones (like the Gutbally Wurcicial Worms) could dish out. But see, it's getting to where the dog lackeys, and a few followers are the only ones who believe in peace anymore.

So their powers seem to be getting weaker, as too many people aren't followers of the dog lackeys anymore. So show your support....

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