FUNbOY
REAL NAME: unknown
AGE: unknown
STARSIGN: Gemini
OCCUPATION: staying alive
CIVIL STATUS: engaged with Cinnamon Girl
INTERESTS: black magick, being antisocial, american football, comix, cartoonz, wearing black, literature
FAVE COLORS: black and violet
PETS: a cat named Cina
FAVE BANDS: Alice Cooper, Kiss, Hanoi Rocks, Ramones, Glamour Punks, Marilyn Manson
FAMOUS WORDS: "Life's a mix of tragedy and comedy. I prefere the comedy part..."
FUNbOY (his real name is still a mistery) was born in the slums of your average smog city. Since his childhood he joins several natural born losers in several born-dead bands. To make ends meet he accepts any kind of job coming his way: from fake priest to experimental medicine cavy, from windowsill-washer to table dancer in kinky clubs... he even tries a career in crime but he is arrested while keeping a look-out during an armed robbery at a marshmellow factory. After being jailed, he plays the card of mental insanity: he is believed and set free but only after 10 electrocutions. Time to go back his first love: music. He forms a punk band: New Spastik Children, but once again luck is not on his side They split soon after releasing some of the must furious (and dumbest) hits ever herad by human and animal ears...who doesn't remember masterpieces such as "Eat Shit" or "Zulu Dawn"? Fallen into oblivion once again, he drives for four days and twenty-seven nights to Amsterdam, eating coke, snorting spring water and drinking candy bars... in the city of sins, he meets his real soul-mate, Sir Samuel James Wellingdone III° in a backstreet alley while swimming in a pool of his own vomit. He accepts to form the Dead Toys after Sir Sam pays his bill at the local bar and probably out of desperation, too!
The Glam Years Part.2 (around 1992/93)
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