SAM

REAL NAME: Sir Samuel James Wellingdone III°

AGE: from 7 to 17... forever..

STARSIGN: Pisces

OCCUPATION: bored noble

CIVIL STATUS: single

INTERESTS: fast cars, women, parties, ice hockey, comix, painting

FAVE COLOUR: violet

PETS: a canary named Sting

FAVE BANDS: Kiss, Police, Skiantos, Shampoo, Graham Parker

FAMOUS WORDS: "Trust me, I know what I'm doing!"
 
 

PERSONAL NOTES:

Sir Samuel James Wellingdone III° is the last descendant of a nobel family of English libertines. Educated according to the rules of the highest aristocracy, he first starts his studies at the Royal Navy Academy and then moves to Oxford. Role model for every fellow student, he is ejected after being caught writing obscenities on the boys room's walls. He is next seen leading the vast economical family empire and managing their huge fortunes that he dilapidates in two years thanks to his superior tastes for gambling, fast women and fast cars. Moving to Hong Kong chased by "friends", he proves what kind of finance tycoon he really is by launching himself in some of the most famous and popular pieces of businnes ever seen on the face of earth: how we can forget Peking Disney and the snowcone factory in Anchorage? He suddenly becomes a legend after losing some 1.000.000 pounds at "even and odds" with a boss of a Chinese triad... On the dole by now, still chsed by his "friends" and with a nice price on his head courtesy of a Yakuza kingpin (maybe that night with that Oyabun's daughter in Osaka wasn't such a nice idea), he returns to good old Europe. In a dimly lit backstreet alley in the Amsterdam red light district, he bumps into FUNbOY, laying snoring in a pool of puke... The Dead Toys are born: out of utter bore!
 

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