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#1 What is round, hard and sticks so far out of a man's pajama's that you can hang a hat on it?

HIS HEAD.

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#2 What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and sticky?

CHEWING GUM.

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#3 What is 6 inches long and women can't wait to get their hands on?

MONEY (A DOLLAR BILL)

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#4 What is a four letter word, ending in "K" that means to have intercourse?

TALK.

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#5 What is long, hard and filled with seamen?

A SUBMARINE.

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