"There's a stewardes(i can't spell) on an airplane, good looking. I was like trying to get eye contact going. Lunch comes around and I had my gotee(still can't spell) and it was braided and I had this little ivory like skull bead in it at the end. And so, I'm eating lunch and I'm eating soup and I don't notice that I have soup on my beard. She comes walkin' by and I give her kind of a sly smile and I'm chewing and the things flapping up in the air and hits me in the nose and it puts a drop of soup on it. And at that moment...I felt very stupid."

If you have any more humiliating moments about AIC or even yourself, like at AIC concerts send them to me and I will post your name up with it. And when I feel like looking in the damn dictionary, I'll fix those words.