.cori. - 11/20/00 04:42:23 My Email:xprepackagedx@aol.com Evan is ...: nave backwards, and how! I am ...: wandering around dunwoody looking for something i havent seen before I will sell my soul for ...: more wishes? This page is ...: swell. just swell. On this page I'd like to see more ...: advertising. sell me something, now! The greatest TV show ever is ...: david and goliath. it's about damn time clay taught our young morals. | Comments: i've been sitting here reading for quite some time, it's cold and i cant feel my body any longer. to ask me to comment is stepping over the line, my friend. over the line. |
- 11/14/00 04:31:14 My Email:sigmund_newton@hotmail.com I will sell my soul for ...: a monad | Comments: all the wayside flowers have long been trampled to the dust - lewis carrol i would like much to speak with you please e-mail me and yes the stament is generic |
Tom Mucus - 09/08/00 03:17:54 My Email:tommucus@hotmail.com Evan is ...: gone I am ...: in trouble I will sell my soul for ...: your soul.. so it's more of a trade really This page is ...: dark with bright writing On this page I'd like to see more ...: things helping me with my CS project | Comments: hey, evan! email me your phone number so I can call you! |
~*Meredith*~ - 09/04/00 06:47:51 My Email:CCSU16835@Libertybay.com Evan is ...: a guy I once knew I am ...: a girl he once knew I will sell my soul for ...: a chance to get the fuck out of Georgia. This page is ...: eclectic On this page I'd like to see more ...: ao[sih The greatest TV show ever is ...: the family guy. | Comments: hey, I haven't talked to you in awhile. Where are you now and how are you? ~*Meredith*~ |
William T. Merciless - 07/15/00 20:39:43 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/in2/billyrocker My Email:billyrocker@mailexcite.com Evan is ...: A fuckin' weirdo I am ...: Another fuckin' weirdo I will sell my soul for ...: a good night's sleep This page is ...: all fucked up On this page I'd like to see more ...: pics | Comments: Evan- You are fucking strange. I wonder what would become of me if I followed all the voices in my head, I think I know now. Check out my page. We have alot in common but where I am way out in left field, you are out their like fucking Pluto! |
Evan Athsma - 06/07/00 05:40:31 My Email:evanathsma@hotmail.com | Comments: It's funny how things change. Isn't it? |
Wes - 04/21/00 15:27:31 My Email:solidturd@yahoo.com Evan is ...: a jerk ass I am ...: awake I will sell my soul for ...: a donut This page is ...: rad On this page I'd like to see more ...: childporn, duh. The greatest TV show ever is ...: 7th heaven, popular, Quincy, red dawarf | Comments: you mother fucka, what is up dog? long time no hear from. allright. call me cocksucker |
Wes - 04/21/00 15:25:26 My Email:solidturd@yahoo.com | Comments: |
alex - 04/17/00 06:05:13 My URL:http://myhairycock.com My Email:penis@anus.com Evan is ...: in athens I am ...: in texas I will sell my soul for ...: acid This page is ...: interesting On this page I'd like to see more ...: tits, ass, fisting The greatest TV show ever is ...: twin peaks and the A-team | Comments: I read your perfect sphere page among others and i realy liked it. In eastern philosophy we learn that all people are part of the intermittent web of life that is oh so delicate and beutiful and all people have a purpose. But in german philosophy we reali e that the natural evolution of this planet has been hindered by the incompitance of man. this is where i am torn. Is god perfect? is this sick world we live in suposed to be this way, is this some sadistick test that will help me 100 lives from now? if t ats the case i should act like the buda and see that allthough people are stupid and barbaric and destined to live in the putrid fallout that we create evory day, i should see that we are all part of the plan and it will all work out in the end. but more nd more through my strugle to be alltruistic and see the suchness of evory person im begining to think maybe the only way to truely save my soul from the morons destined to doom this world is to strap a bomb to my chest, walk in to the pentagon and send e ory earth raping hore in it back to hell. but I dont know whos right. i dont have any answers but im trying to set some sort of example for others to follow. |
lucky - 04/17/00 05:59:24 My URL:http://luckie.webprovider.com My Email:theluckman@yahoo.com Evan is ...: a type of spring water? I am ...: Well, this is a very interesting topic. If you really think about it, what can we really be sure about. You actually can say that everything we experience is a dream, so what is reality? Reality is that in order for us to dream, we mus first exist. Therefore, I exist. I will sell my soul for ...: Only if they promise to give it right back. This page is ...: This page exists. (see above) On this page I'd like to see more ...: dancing monkeys The greatest TV show ever is ...: any show with dancing monkeys (or midgets, midgets are funny, no offence meant to any midgets out there). really, Saved by the Bell | Comments: Wow, signing guestbooks is a lot of work! |
Teenacne - 03/26/00 17:08:14 | Comments: Jesus fucking christ do you get it...you really understand.... |
lisa t - 03/26/00 07:36:37 My URL:http://go.to/ignorance_is_bliss My Email:soul_remission@hotmail.com Evan is ...: coming along nicely. I am ...: cold. I will sell my soul for ...: heaven. This page is ...: getting better and better. On this page I'd like to see more ...: color? The greatest TV show ever is ...: Court TV? | Comments: evan....I have stopped by your page a few times, but not in awhile. I am very impressed by your more recent works. I think you sound like maybe you are really getting in tune with yourself. I only got a chance to read a few, but I really enjoyed them. |
Whatever turns you on - 03/24/00 05:47:28 My Email:ditzeroo@yahoo.com Evan is ...: hella fine I am ...: single and available for use I will sell my soul for ...: nothing, it is already gone This page is ...: awesome On this page I'd like to see more ...: of Evan The greatest TV show ever is ...: I don't do the TV thing... | Comments: Awesome hun... I am pretty sure that I am the only person to sign this that you don't know... Thanks for being here though. well... that's all. TTYLFATIK! (Well fucking A) Lovs... ME! |
the custodian - 02/07/00 06:24:18 My URL:http://www.park-ethereal.net My Email:custodian@park-ethereal.net Evan is ...: ...not really all there I am ...: an internal Committee investigator I will sell my soul for ...: Rudolph Giuliani, and iron pipe, and five minutes This page is ...: here On this page I'd like to see more ...: viz The greatest TV show ever is ...: still the Prisoner | Comments: Evan- Moseyed on in again. Still like it. Enjoyed internal conflict to no end. How's things? -the custodian ...who hasn't moved, damn it. |
Devilot - 02/06/00 23:35:42 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/beastiegyrl021 My Email:Devilot1@hotmail.com Evan is ...: M.I.A. I am ...: In New Orleans.... I will sell my soul for ...: A ticket back to Georgia This page is ...: the same as last month... On this page I'd like to see more ...: Stuff The greatest TV show ever is ...: Monty Python | Comments: None...sorry! |
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Ben Ghetto - 12/15/99 01:40:33 My Email:mmpphhhhh Evan is ...: not a good driver on coraciden(?????) I am ...: a go go boy I will sell my soul for ...: a ftty boombtty BLIZZUNT! (dmn its hard to convey sarcsm on the internet This page is ...: not updated On this page I'd like to see more ...: theres nothing more I could want from this..my beloved, my needs are fulfilled The greatest TV show ever is ...: mmmmmpppphhhh | Comments: I just thought I'd stop by Evan and say thank you for showing me the joys of over the counter drugs, my they're pretty great but how about next time we wanna get fucked up we buy real drugs like ... well I guess I'll save that part for a more discreet ti e..........umm oh ye In cse you cn't tell yet IM bored and am pretty much rambling oh, oh ye and also...where the fuck did you dissapear too? xoxo Ben |
Raymond Rodriguez - 11/19/99 06:14:19 Evan is ...: coming to the film fest. I am ...: going to the film fest. This page is ...: between your eyes and a cathode ray tube, unless you're on a laptop. On this page I'd like to see more ...: geetism. The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Ivory Dinner Hour. | Comments: Film Fest at Tom's. November 27th. 10AM sharp. Be there. |
~*Meredith*~ - 11/18/99 20:07:15 My Email:Destinyska@Aol.com Evan is ...: I'm thinking he's a coward I am ...: kind of upset with Evan | Comments: Would you mind responding to my E-mail that I sent you? I mean, I know that takes time out of your completely hectic schedule, but I would appreciate you just reassuring me that you actually are still human, and that you still have some sense of what is t e right thing to do.I DON"T HATE YOU! just tell me that you are sorry for telling people that, and that you will not say it anymore, and I will leave you ALONE! thanks. ~*Meredith*~ |
Tony Sakalauskas - 10/28/99 19:24:48 My URL:http://expage.com/page/truetales My Email:tonys@columnist.com The greatest TV show ever is ...: Bob Newhart. | Comments: Your web page is unique. |
Bob Hope - 10/13/99 18:34:11 My URL:http://angelfire.com/ri/gimmesomebeef My Email:richybaby@madasafish.com Evan is ...: good for scaring my friends I am ...: good enough to eat I will sell my soul for ...: half a bee This page is ...: lovely On this page I'd like to see more ...: pineapple chunks, weasels, trees and porn links The greatest TV show ever is ...: robocop the series | Comments: I wish all websites were made like this. I love to send my (friends)pieces of fish. I am in fact filling this in for someone so that they get replies. I love cats. |
Evan Athsma - 10/05/99 06:48:03 | Comments: Well, here I am. Gone, away, home. Goodbye sweet Atlanta, you shall forever be remembered for the collective tar in my heart. For the unenlightened, yes, I have moved. To shiny happy Athens to live out my days as a reclusive gas station attendent (Worm wi ling), with my Tonja by my side, screaming random obscenities at the hordes of tinted windows flying down the streets of this odd burg at 70 miles per hour at 11 on a school night. Ah, the sweet smell of anarchy. What else can you expect from a city that s more or less totally run and populated with people in their late teens/early twenties. It's odd to be here but I'm happy. Happy and deep breathed. Upon leaving atlanta it was as if a dark cloud left my head. Like a thick smog I had left behind, the air ut here has a definite breath. Deep and full. Unlike atlanta where the breathing is short and tedious, with the possibility of cardiac arrest at any given place or time. Of course, I'll still come back to visit the old place, but when I do I shall carry i my wake a shadow of a thousand weasels. All cranked up and ready for games. They are known simply as, "The Bob," and have a taste for quality caramel peanut snacks. As for life, at the moment I have but one piece of advice to give. Enjoy life, you never nown when some demented bastard will pull out the Jenga and end it all. Living mi vida loca, Evan Athsma |
Bryan - 10/04/99 08:26:47 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Janus1o1/ My Email:janus1o1@aol.com Evan is ...: Meat I am ...: Anti-meat I will sell my soul for ...: How about I just sell Pat's soul instead This page is ...: Becoming more and more unorganized On this page I'd like to see more ...: Holly bushes The greatest TV show ever is ...: Hair | Comments: I still can't believe the BASTARDS are still here. Every last one of em. They're all there. Which means I still hold the largest guestbook entry on Evan Athsma's page. What a terrific feeling. That almost makes the migrane subside. . . Nope, just my imagi ation. Oh well. |
patty - 10/01/99 16:26:27 My Email:prinsexy69@hotmail.com Evan is ...: i don't know I am ...: fantastic I will sell my soul for ...: a donut This page is ...: great On this page I'd like to see more ...: naked pictures of bee auther The greatest TV show ever is ...: simpsons | Comments: :) |
BEn - 10/01/99 00:23:30 My Email:;ouh Evan is ...: enough of evan I rule I am ...: really bored I will sell my soul for ...: a 1965 gretsh silver jet This page is ...: cool On this page I'd like to see more ...: writing The greatest TV show ever is ...: simpsons | Comments: JUst thought I'd say your new material rules!! |
tonja - 09/28/99 00:03:21 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Athens/Oracle/1368/ My Email:psyduck23@netzero.net Evan is ...: the other citizen of a nation of 2 I am ...: awake I will sell my soul for ...: you already have it This page is ...: a window a display shelf an easel an outlet On this page I'd like to see more ...: dancing mice The greatest TV show ever is ...: still the simpsons | Comments: eat the rich but if they taste bad don't be afraid to show inferior manners by spitting them out after all you have a right to quality cuisine... on a different note, as Goethe said in "Nachtgedanken" (translated into english): you i pity, miserable stars that are fair and shine so splendidly, lend your light to distressed fishermen, unrewarded both by men and gods; for you love not, never knew what love is! But relentlessly eternal hours lead your legions through the far-flung heavans. Ah, what journey have you just completed since i, resting in my loved one's arms, did not even think of you or midnight. ich werde dich immer lieben, evan. |
~*Meredith*~ - 09/26/99 22:39:43 My Email:Destinyska@AOL.com Evan is ...: no comment I am ...: ~*Meredith*~ I will sell my soul for ...: N/A This page is ...: growing On this page I'd like to see more ...: N/A The greatest TV show ever is ...: N/A | Comments: The new section is very good. I like it. Just thought I'd share my opinion. Keep writing :o) ~*Meredith*~ |
bEN - 09/13/99 05:44:22 My Email:PENIS Evan is ...: PENIS I am ...: PENIS I will sell my soul for ...: PENIS This page is ...: PENIS On this page I'd like to see more ...: PPENIS The greatest TV show ever is ...: VAGINA | Comments: PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPEN IS |
Ben Ghetto - 09/12/99 22:09:11 My URL:http://I am lame My Email:crumbs1@mindspring.com Evan is ...: cool I am ...: a retard I will sell my soul for ...: uh........................................................................................................................................ This page is ...: neatorific On this page I'd like to see more ...: bondage The greatest TV show ever is ...: What's happening,or TRANSFORMERS | Comments: I was just passing through here so I just thought I'd say hello and you page rules and also to leave a quote from a rad 80's band to cheer people up see if you can guess the band? "I'm sorry but I just cant think of the right words to say, I know they don t sound the way I planned them to be, but If you wait around a while I swear you'll fall for me I promise you, I promise you I will" Well , anyway I'll quit being retarded now and stop writing |
Ben Ghetto - 09/12/99 22:02:18 My URL:http://I am lame My Email:crumbs1@mindspring.com | Comments: |
T.C Austin - 09/07/99 10:43:10 My URL:http://....yeah right My Email:twolves22@hotmail.com Evan is ...: not indulging himself in enough of ESPN's sportcenter. I am ...: a stockholder in the Boeing Aerospace Company and co- founder of Bob's Crazy beer-battered fishateria I will sell my soul for ...: a country time lemonade. Among other things This page is ...: a possible catalyst for the inevitable rise of the 4th Reich On this page I'd like to see more ...: Humor. Not the "irony of todays reality" stuff...but, something more, umm. Pink. Yeah, like the feeling ya get when you enter a Baskin Robbins. It kinda makes me just wanna, Check my negativity at the door, ya know? The greatest TV show ever is ...: Late Late Show with Craig Killborn--cuz..."i'm ready, but....you better Bring your Stuff! | Comments: Evan, Pleased to meet you. Hope you can, umm.. guess my name. Howa bout' a short commentary on one of the many nights you have spent with your scrawny, wet, neck in the shitter. You could color the type white, and then, spice it up with that thought-provoking b ack-on-black background. This is not an "in your face denial of your talents, (you obviously have some)..but, a rather an anonymous suggestion that you drink more iced tea. You see, iced tea, is the only perfect drink. It's non carbonated. Full of Sugar a d Caffeine and it'll make you feel up and alert, even at 3:29am..when your watching some closet homosexual Australian pawn cookware...and umm barbeques. Ice tea makes life good. Which in all actuality it really is. The tea just takes the blinders off what vers putt them on your life in the first place. Watch the Sportcenter, alright? The advice, in the circles I'm familiar with, is scientifically and statiscally sound. Remember these basic two questions; "who are you?" and "where does the earth come from?" --you'll make it eventually. When you walk home one day, to write the story I mentioned that you should write. Check your negativity at the door. Pour yourself a tall glass of homeade ice tea. Bitter, yet so curiously refreshing.-----T. Charles Austin. Yo know how to find me, don't you? |
ben ebersaw - 09/07/99 06:10:33 My URL:skdskjdksdfsjkdfksdfj My Email:crumbs1@Imgay.com Evan is ...: a buxom young lad who I would love to liquor up in hopes that maybe he could give me head I am ...: a slutty, trashy whore who has an endless need for fat writhing cocks inside of me I will sell my soul for ...: a fat dick This page is ...: my bible On this page I'd like to see more ...: fat cocks and swelling hard dicks The greatest TV show ever is ...: log jammin!!!!!!! | Comments: i WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAy that this page rules as much as a kilo of cocainein in my crotch and also that I am obssesed with John Stamos (sigh whatta hearty throb!)oh yea and also I just wanted to let everyone know that smart i am not!!! I love all of your more passionatley than you will ever know!!!!!!!!!!!!, Ben P.S. POT'mutherfuckin'ROAST BIOTCH! |
Mike Ruthless - 09/06/99 07:02:02 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/FlawEnforcement/index.html My Email:ih8theman@hotmail.com Evan is ...: an artist and a writer and a poet and a friend I am ...: greasy I will sell my soul for ...: face This page is ...: grrrrrreat On this page I'd like to see more ...: writing The greatest TV show ever is ...: Simpsons | Comments: I know I'm about a month late on this one, but I gotta admit that I am most impressed by Stuart. I have no idea where he gets the balls to trash people he doesn't know, like Evan and Friends. I love the way he twists Christianity too. I am not religiou , but I am pretty sure that it has nothing to do with assuming a belief in the Devil based on a conflicting outlook on the world. |
Sam - 09/06/99 00:41:32 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/biz3/dune181/index.html My Email:dune181@yahoo.com Evan is ...: the coolest guy i know I am ...: a girl I will sell my soul for ...: a cheese burger This page is ...: neato On this page I'd like to see more ...: of everything The greatest TV show ever is ...: freakazoid | Comments: hey, i was passing by and realized i hadnt ever signed this thing. Well, im done. see ya later. -sam |
~*meredith*~ - 09/05/99 06:13:32 My Email:Destinyska@AOL.com Evan is ...: still the light of my life :o)(the most wonderful boyfriend ever) I am ...: Still Evan's girlfriend I will sell my soul for ...: How much are you offering? This page is ...: art On this page I'd like to see more ...: pictures of squee the kitty The greatest TV show ever is ...: Are you being served.... | Comments: I love you evan. I haven't been able to reach you by phone. I just wanted to let you know I'm still thinking about you and still visiting your web site:o) Love, ~*Meredith*~ |
KC_White - 09/04/99 01:04:46 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Disco/9943 My Email:KC_White@hotmail.com Evan is ...: a cutie I am ...: smoking a cigarette right now. I will sell my soul for ...: a really good lay from the love of my life, whoever that may be. This page is ...: cool. On this page I'd like to see more ...: stuff. The greatest TV show ever is ...: Monty Python's Flying Circus | Comments: Nope. |
WESLEY - 09/03/99 01:26:37 My Email:solidturd@yahoo.com Evan is ...: a dead donkey dick I am ...: in Hollywood I will sell my soul for ...: my cool sunglasses This page is ...: fantastic On this page I'd like to see more ...: naked athsma The greatest TV show ever is ...: golden girls | Comments: Evan....me an alex are in sunny California. thought i'd drop you a line sence your never home you cocksucker!.... hope your okay and write me a fucking email. wes |
jessica - 08/19/99 15:26:50 My URL:http://www.321website.com/members/home/data/kittyglitter/homepage.html My Email:invalidcommand@hotmail.com Evan is ...: not "evil" I am ...: sleepy I will sell my soul for ...: $675.79 <-how much I owe my dad for wrecking his car. This page is ...: on the Internet On this page I'd like to see more ...: "evil" haha The greatest TV show ever is ...: one that I watch often | Comments: I like signing these, but seeing that I am very un-original today, I have run out of things to say. |
patient321 - 08/17/99 06:18:08 My Email:patient321@hotmail.com Evan is ...: tolerable | Comments: i don't know why you despise people so much but it just makes me more unhappy.... don't screw up..... |
Ben - 08/11/99 04:53:33 My URL:http://????????????????????????? My Email:?????????? Evan is ...: Male I am ...: Male I will sell my soul for ...: shit Idont know? This page is ...: on geocities On this page I'd like to see more ...: stuff The greatest TV show ever is ...: The simpsons or what's happening | Comments: Holy shit Stuart do you pride yourself on your ignorance?????? or do you just like to show of how stupid you are??? you sound like an idiot! I've heard more intelligent, thought provoking comments from a 10 year old. I'm not religious at all and I can see that you contradict your own religion, who the hell are you to judge anyone??????? Did the Bible teach people to be judgemental? cause last time I heard I don't believe jesus taught that.I believe jesus said "let yee who is blameless and without sin cast he first stone" But I guess you forgot that. Just please do everyone a favor and hole yourself up in a room and watch star treek (or however the hell you spell it) four years and do everyone a favor and excuse yourself from writing stupid comments and wo thless bullshit! if not for us do it for yourself for god sakes you just make yourself look stupid! |
Stuart - 08/09/99 06:30:38 My URL:http://www.poetrytodayonline.com My Email:justice_gumbo@hotmail.com Evan is ...: sad, lost, depraved. I am ...: found. I will sell my soul for ...: dumpy nuggets This page is ...: an abomination On this page I'd like to see more ...: real writing The greatest TV show ever is ...: Star Trek | Comments: You've got some pretty perverted things to say. Your friends suck. Maybe you could be a writer if you dropped all the mastrubating hate that's spewing out of your pen. You must have had a pretty bad childhood. I'm sorry. I hope somebody helps you before you're irretrievable. Whatever demonic god you worship isn't worth half a piss compared to Jesus. The question is if you want to be next to him, or under his foot when He crushes everyone like you. I don't hate you. I feel sorry for you. I'm not a Bible Nazi either. I'm just someone who found more after a long two years of crap. |
Bill - 08/07/99 01:48:20 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/tn/musicpage1 My Email:notgonnaputitinhere@bitch.com Evan is ...: CrAzY This page is ...: weird but cool | Comments: kinda weird but cool!..:) |
Nuwan Piyasena - 07/13/99 17:37:05 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/BourbonStreet/Quarter/8308 My Email:skulhed@juno.com Evan is ...: satan I am ...: a nerd I will sell my soul for ...: Evans soul This page is ...: an interesting veiw on life as we know it. On this page I'd like to see more ...: random girls on trampolines The greatest TV show ever is ...: centurions | Comments: life is short, life is shit, where's the bathroom? |
lisa - 07/08/99 02:51:30 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ga/IgnoranceMustBeBliss My Email:sloppyseconds_77@hotmail.com Evan is ...: writing shit that stirs incredible, psychotic emotions in me I am ...: in love and hating it I will sell my soul for ...: utter content This page is ...: rad as fuck On this page I'd like to see more ...: titties? The greatest TV show ever is ...: Syphl and Ollie (sp?) | Comments: evan, its me again. i am creating something on my webpage that is various authors that i know/ have met on internet, etc and i was wondering if i could put a poem of yours (smoldering ashtray) on this particular page and i will advertise your site and all that good shit. please lemme know. thnx |
WESLEY - 06/27/99 21:34:16 My Email:kulp216005@aol.com Evan is ...: worthless I am ...: awesome I will sell my soul for ...: a bigger This page is ...: monkey On this page I'd like to see more ...: pizza The greatest TV show ever is ...: fat guys eat things | Comments: call me at my moms house you sonsof bitches!!!!! |
Meredith - 06/20/99 17:42:04 My Email:Destinyska@AOL.com Evan is ...: swell I am ...: spiffy I will sell my soul for ...: is it for sale? This page is ...: nifty On this page I'd like to see more ...: kitties The greatest TV show ever is ...: asdtkgj'[kerapmb | Comments: I like the new poems. Good luck with your search for a publisher, I'm sure you'll get one soon:o) ~*Meredith*~ |
Mike RUthless - 06/14/99 20:34:49 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/FlawEnforcement/index.html My Email:ih8theman@hotmail.com Evan is ...: lazy I am ...: somewhat lazy I will sell my soul for ...: already sold it This page is ...: asleep On this page I'd like to see more ...: work...do some work The greatest TV show ever is ...: Simpsons | Comments: DO SOME WORK ON THIS PAGE!!!!! |
Evan Athsma - 06/05/99 06:15:44 | Comments: Don't do that. |
alex newman - 06/02/99 13:12:54 My URL:http://www.wuli.nu My Email:dolemite@wuli.nu Evan is ...: happy I am ...: a goat I will sell my soul for ...: cheese This page is ...: happy On this page I'd like to see more ...: pictures of the g man The greatest TV show ever is ...: evan | Comments: well I decided this would be as good of a place as any to post useless info on crashing msi5.0 |
alex newman - 06/02/99 13:12:47 My URL:http://www.wuli.nu My Email:dolemite@wuli.nu Evan is ...: happy I am ...: a goat I will sell my soul for ...: cheese This page is ...: happy On this page I'd like to see more ...: pictures of the g man The greatest TV show ever is ...: evan | Comments: well I decided this would be as good of a place as any to post useless info on crashing msi5.0 |
R.R. - 06/01/99 17:48:57 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Eureka/Enterprises/2695 Evan is ...: going to be in Chang's basement watching terribly cheesy movies soon. I am ...: going to be in Chang's basement watching terribly cheesy movies soon. I will sell my soul for ...: not for sale This page is ...: not for sale On this page I'd like to see more ...: news The greatest TV show ever is ...: news | Comments: Evan, I'm just making sure that you are well-aware of the fact that in less than 2 weeks, we will be having a film fest. Your presence is humbly requested. |
R.R. - 06/01/99 17:48:52 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Eureka/Enterprises/2695 Evan is ...: going to be in Chang's basement watching terribly cheesy movies soon. I am ...: going to be in Chang's basement watching terribly cheesy movies soon. I will sell my soul for ...: not for sale This page is ...: not for sale On this page I'd like to see more ...: news The greatest TV show ever is ...: news | Comments: Evan, I'm just making sure that you are well-aware of the fact that in less than 2 weeks, we will be having a film fest. Your presence is humbly requested. |
R.R. - 06/01/99 17:38:33 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Eureka/Enterprises/2695 Evan is ...: going to be in Chang's basement watching terribly cheesy movies soon. I am ...: going to be in Chang's basement watching terribly cheesy movies soon. I will sell my soul for ...: not for sale This page is ...: not for sale On this page I'd like to see more ...: news The greatest TV show ever is ...: news | Comments: Evan, I'm just making sure that you are well-aware of the fact that in less than 2 weeks, we will be having a film fest. Your presence is humbly requested. |
R.R. - 06/01/99 17:38:08 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Eureka/Enterprises/2695 Evan is ...: going to be in Chang's basement watching terribly cheesy movies soon. I am ...: going to be in Chang's basement watching terribly cheesy movies soon. I will sell my soul for ...: not for sale This page is ...: not for sale On this page I'd like to see more ...: news The greatest TV show ever is ...: news | Comments: Evan, I'm just making sure that you are well-aware of the fact that in less than 2 weeks, we will be having a film fest. Your presence is humbly requested. |
R.R. - 06/01/99 17:38:00 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Eureka/Enterprises/2695 Evan is ...: going to be in Chang's basement watching terribly cheesy movies soon. I am ...: going to be in Chang's basement watching terribly cheesy movies soon. I will sell my soul for ...: not for sale This page is ...: not for sale On this page I'd like to see more ...: news The greatest TV show ever is ...: news | Comments: Evan, I'm just making sure that you are well-aware of the fact that in less than 2 weeks, we will be having a film fest. Your presence is humbly requested. |
~*Meredith*~ - 05/27/99 04:49:11 My Email:Destinyska@Aol.com Evan is ...: watching movies I am ...: Bored as fucking hell... I will sell my soul for ...: Something to do!` This page is ...: entertaing for a certain amount of time. On this page I'd like to see more ...: things to entertain me on evenings like this The greatest TV show ever is ...: Dharma and Greg | Comments: Evan, I'm really grasping for things to do so I'm leaving a fairly pointless Guestbook entry this lovely morning at 12:40 am. DAMN! i want something to do! anything. hmmmm.... perhaps I'll page random people and put in my pager number and see if they will p ge me back.OR maybe not. I'm bored bored bored.....okay. I'm done telling you how frivolous my life really is. One must allow a little frivolity every now and again I suppose... I just don't want it in my life! I think I'll go eat a veggie stick and go to bed. I love you Evan. I'll talk to you later. ~*Meredith*~ |
Evan Athsma - 05/25/99 18:18:05 My Email:Evanathsma@hotmail.com | Comments: Stop that. |
Mike Ruthless - 05/14/99 01:15:05 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/FlawEnforcement/index.html My Email:ih8theman@hotmail.com Evan is ...: great I am ...: decent I will sell my soul for ...: a cup of coffe and/or a glass of coke This page is ...: better than mine by a damn site. On this page I'd like to see more ...: writing for fuck's sake it's a writing page. The greatest TV show ever is ...: the simpsons. | Comments: So BRYAN AKIRA, promoting your loser page on Evan's guestbook huh? Well, I'll play your game. I too will promote my loser page on Evan's guestbook...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA So there! |
PigBoy - 05/06/99 01:44:28 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/sc/StateOfBliss My Email:pigboy@angelfire.com Evan is ...: some guy ive never met before in my life and that i probably wouldn't want to meet becuase im a fucking misanthrope that just doesn't like people in general....no offense or anything Evan, but if i did meet you ide probably break down nd cry (don't ask where that came from). I am ...: a godless, soulless, case of a beast waiting to shatter from within but too scared that he will be laughed at for his 1/2 inch lesbian sized penis I will sell my soul for ...: a vagina in a box....and maybe some woodchuck and a bag of cheese puffs This page is ...: a waste of fucking space that i just can't seem to leave On this page I'd like to see more ...: pornography....so what, i like pornography....if any of you have a problem with that, then fuck you The greatest TV show ever is ...: Simpsons....plain and simple.... | Comments: im sick and god damned tired off all these fucking guestbooks i keep signing....im running out of things to say on these god damn things....so you know what? im just going to stop talking and put up pretty pictures....like this... |
BRYAN AKIRA - 05/06/99 01:03:16 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Janus1o1/ My Email:Janus1o1@aol.com Evan is ...: A great guy don't get me wrong though.... he still will take your money, your soul, and leave you for dead though. I am ...: The holder of the longest Guestbook entry in the guestbook of EVAN ATHSMA!!!! I will sell my soul for ...: Nothing Evan has, you anyone of his visitors. This page is ...: A page or something On this page I'd like to see more ...: .... beats me I have't read any of his stuff since he came up the the name "Sympathy for the Devil" The greatest TV show ever is ...: .... Conan O'Brian.... Hey so what, I don't watch TV | Comments: AH HA HA!!!! The superior Bryan Akira STILL retains the longest guestbook entry here. I'd like you all to rival my previous entries! For none of you can even come close to the "Bastards"!! Now you shall feel my wraith! Or atleast visit my page you fools!! -Bryan Akira |
Jesse - 05/04/99 22:23:29 My Email:illstone@hotmail.com Evan is ...: A slightly morbid transcendentalist with aspirations toward ultimate peace. I am ...: 6'2" (Tough Question!) I will sell my soul for ...: A better one at a good price. This page is ...: Very interesting and thought-provoking, despite the fact that exposing myself to one's purest opinions usually cloud my own. On this page I'd like to see more ...: I'll get back to you on that; I've read maybe half of what's here. The greatest TV show ever is ...: "History Undercover" on the History Channel | Comments: This is a very cool web-page, it allows people to delve into things perhaps they've had little chance to in the past. Plus, after you've read everything, you are offered an outlet. This is my favorite way to observe life. I agree with you that life is t o short not to live it. I also agree that if you are sitting outside and the temperature is just right, and the wind is blowing ever so gently, your soul seems to achieve an unseen but strangely familiar completeness. I could die during a moment like th t with no regrets. Best of luck avoiding a serious brain injury!(If you do, you can always come back here and try to relearn everything you've forgotten.) |
Lisa - 05/03/99 20:15:23 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ga/IgnoranceMustBeBliss My Email:sloppyseconds_77@hotmail.com Evan is ...: quite clever. I am ...: a bitch? I will sell my soul for ...: being completely & utterly content. This page is ...: well put together. On this page I'd like to see more ...: titties? i dunno. The greatest TV show ever is ...: Highlander!! *there can be only one* hehe | Comments: nice website. you're very witty and have good insight on a lot of shit. like it. stop by my page sometime.... li- |
benJAMMIN! eberbaUgh - 04/29/99 02:55:40 My URL:http://fuck iif I fuckin know fuck! My Email:NOPE Evan is ...: MY PEACHES AND CREME I am ...: D.U.M.B I will sell my soul for ...: ROCK AND ROLL This page is ...: MUEY BONITA Y SOY LOS PANTALONES EN MI CABESA!!! On this page I'd like to see more ...: STUFF ON STUFF The greatest TV show ever is ...: Whats happening | Comments: EVAN, YOUR Page rules it is very fun to read and I found it extremely entertaining, It actually gave me somethin to do for A while........and a change. |
Sally - 04/23/99 03:10:28 My Email:salbal2@hotmail.com Evan is ...: someone I dont really know I am ...: a friend of Mike Ruthless' I will sell my soul for ...: sex This page is ...: pretty good On this page I'd like to see more ...: nothing it's good The greatest TV show ever is ...: i dunno | Comments: I was told by Mike Ruther/Ruthless that I should look at your page and I like it. You're a good writer with a kick ass way of thinking. If you ever want to talk email me or find me on AOL, I'm ChoirLily. Ciao Sally |
Alex - 04/18/99 18:10:36 Evan is ...: sexy I am ...: hung like a horse I will sell my soul for ...: a donut This page is ...: main reason for the decliane of western civilization On this page I'd like to see more ...: titty The greatest TV show ever is ...: twin peaks | Comments: evon i have read some of your page and i must regretfuly inform you that we can no longer be friends. i am sorry. good day. |
- 04/17/99 04:17:02 My Email:solidturd@aol.com Evan is ...: a mallo cup bitch boy I am ...: puupy face I will sell my soul for ...: grimple up your ass This page is ...: rocking fucking roll On this page I'd like to see more ...: nasty pics of Evan The greatest TV show ever is ...: Hunter | Comments: Well even, due to new info i'd like to inform you that "Sympathy for the devil" is a rolling stones song. So... the knifes have been thrown... havery=evil misty=evil tony=evil alex=great heather=physco benji-greatest wes=lonley, sad and suicidal |
~*meredith*~ - 04/14/99 19:33:02 My Email:destiny@AOL.com Evan is ...: the love of my life I am ...: the light of Evan's life ;o) I will sell my soul for ...: teletubby custard and toast! it looks tasty or Cher's silver wig with the rhinestones This page is ...: very witty On this page I'd like to see more ...: crayola colors The greatest TV show ever is ...: Jerry Springer | Comments: I happened to be incredibly bored, so I decided to write so really cute,trendy, I'm so cool it hurts message in your guestbook. Okay, here I go... "I see all the girls in their little vinyl mini-skirts, and baby tees... and I think.'God, I've been there'" Stone Cold Steve Austin's reading of some little Jewel poem damn, that was so smooth.... Love, ~*Meredith*~ |
sierra martin - 04/10/99 13:11:37 My Email:fmartin@humboldt1.com Evan is ...: a god in my country I am ...: a badass motherfucker I will sell my soul for ...: $5 to my boyfriend This page is ...: doin' it doggystyle On this page I'd like to see more ...: cannibalism The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Simpsons | Comments: REMEMBER: Dogma & Kevin Smith & Matt Groening = GOOD Cannibals & Ass & Herpes = BAD Enjoy your Y2K brunch! |
Stargazer - 04/09/99 07:28:16 My URL:http://artistic-expressions.com My Email:Editor@artistic-expressions.com Evan is ...: dark and humorous in a satirical way I am ...: older than the hills but younger than dirt:) At least in your eyes:) I will sell my soul for ...: My kids. I live for them, breathe because of them, and would die for them... This page is ...: Warped but amazingly well written...you should write a book (No..I am NOT just saying that) On this page I'd like to see more ...: More positive stuff. Figures, huh? I know life suxs...but it DOES have some good points....I mean, besides SEX that is...some of the time, anyway:) The greatest TV show ever is ...: If I have to choose from all the crap on T.V. I guess I would say anything written by Stephen King. But I would much rather read.. | Comments: Hi Evan...you have some extremely well written pages here. VERY talented writing...really held my interest. Especially your pages about your ideas on sex and your own excapades. (The cat stared like a stone statue? Right? Made ya nervous?:) I usually don t like to read 17 yr old's views on sex (sorry:( I'm biased because of my own kids. I have a daughter that is 15. She is completely disabled, but I still worry so much...) but you wrote with such honesty it made me really sit back and remember what I went through "back in the old days" *grin A 20 year age difference changes so much as far as how a person "sees" things. Your words made me think about what it USED to be like. Hang in there. Life never makes promises and is ever changing. Believe me...I know Life has been hitting me with a fist for many years...and I am just now beginning to hit back and gain some ground...and every second of past hell is worth my "now". Yes, we ARE all dying. We start dying the second we breathe life. I have to say that one minute of pure joy is worth a year of hell. I keep holding onto that minute till the next comes round... Anyway...done with the "preachin'" now...sorry:( I'm long winded, I know. Take care and keep up with the writing! Loved it all!! But add a little light when you get the chance:) Take care and visit my site sometime if you get the chance:) Take care. |
hannah - 04/08/99 02:22:07 | Comments: hi evan, its merediths faithful and lonely sidekick. im not quite sure what happened but i tried to sign ure guestbook earlier and it didnt take my comment... so i figured id try one more time. im bored and ive had 3 hours of sleep in the last 2 days. hat little i have slept has been filled with dreams of suicidal teddy bears and the evil colonel sanders... with this i decided visit ure page for a little sanity, interesting isnt it? i had a dream that donna reed and betty page had sex... i think ive f nally gone off the edge. i hope ure life is sunny and filled with happy little clouds, now i think i shall go make myself some ramen noodles. good bye |
hannah - 04/08/99 02:16:59 My Email:peeta pez@aol.com Evan is ...: the easter bunny I am ...: maya angelou I will sell my soul for ...: a new soul This page is ...: warm and fuzzy On this page I'd like to see more ...: well i cant really say sex now can i... The greatest TV show ever is ...: she - ra | Comments: |
Miranda Moeller - 04/07/99 21:46:55 My Email:spunckygrl@aol.com | Comments: |
A - 04/07/99 04:23:04 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ My Email:i@yahoo.com Evan is ...: one bad mother f*cker I am ...:A I will sell my soul for ...: Evan This page is ...: neat On this page I'd like to see more ...: sex The greatest TV show ever is ...: simpsons | Comments: i love you :) i hope you are blessed w/ stuff and have a large anount of cheese if that's what you like |
Cassia - 04/04/99 03:04:45 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Paris/8123 My Email:darkdreaming@hotmail.com Evan is ...: twisted but interesting I am ...: fine thanks, how're you? I will sell my soul for ...: sorry, can't sell it... it's rented. This page is ...: entertaining in a warped kinda way The greatest TV show ever is ...: just one??? | Comments: Love the page... I've bookmarked it for later (oh what an honor...) |
Joey Cacho - 04/03/99 03:32:19 My URL:http://membes.tripod.com/~smokerconsortium/ My Email:selif@sprint.ca Evan is ...: really, really interesting I am ...: interested in exchanging ideas w/ Evan, as well as contradicting some of his... I will sell my soul for ...: a glimpse of Gillian Anderson (kidding) This page is ...: interesting, thought-provocking On this page I'd like to see more ...: well, i wouldn't want to give u any ideas but ur site can use a little sunshine The greatest TV show ever is ...: X-Files, Millennium, Star Trek: TNG, Ally McBeal | Comments: Evan, Your friend Jen emailed me and persuaded me to check out your goods and I have to say...you're quite gifted. From reading your mini-essays, I got the impression that you're out-spoken, strong-minded, determined, creative, liberal kind of guy. I lik d your piece titled "The Future of Perception." It is true that virtual reality is a threat to the existence of physical reality and it would not surprise me if one day, I sit down to read the paper and find an article about some physicist found dead and seem to have lost his head. Some people will start to meld the two realities together and try to live in both of them at the same time. Some may be so paranoid, they'd decide that the only safest way to preserve their humanity is by downloading their co sciousness to the cyberworld. Well, I've said enough for now. I liked your site and would gladly be honored if we keep in touch. Your unlikely desciple, Joey C. |
Dyyna - 04/01/99 22:39:28 My URL:http://www.zap.to/dydra My Email:skek@clarityconnect.com Evan is ...: god.... I am ...: everything... I will sell my soul for ...: wait a sec....what soul... This page is ...: a gateway to the darkest corners of the human mind.... On this page I'd like to see more ...: stories and oppinions... The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Daily Show | Comments: I love your page. Hell, I might as well love you. Your thoughts are intruiging and much like those of my own. Since you agree with me, even without knowing it, you are therefore a genius. I am wierd as well, no one listened to me before, and now does now. .no one'll probably even read this message...but I still exist. Living proof of that tree fall in the forest thing. Good luck to all who strive to find the meaning of life although it may just be life itself. "While most see that hate has no boundaries and see's none, most forget that love is the same way." |
- 04/01/99 12:46:22 | Comments: great stuff |
John Rohner - 03/31/99 23:26:47 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Arisilon/publishing.html My Email:arisilon@hotmail.com Evan is ...: talented I am ...: one I will sell my soul for ...: liquor This page is ...: really good On this page I'd like to see more ...: stories The greatest TV show ever is ...: My So-Called Life | Comments: Glad I was told of this site, had a good time |
BGK - 03/31/99 14:08:02 My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~nitaigaura My Email:nitaigaura@earthlink.net Evan is ...: a nice guy, but evil at the same time. I am ...: trying to be a nice guy, already evil. I will sell my soul for ...: nothing This page is ...: pretty decent On this page I'd like to see more ...: note sure yet The greatest TV show ever is ...: Millennium | Comments: Just thought I'd take a minute to say hello and that I read through some of your page, bookmarked it, and will be back when I'm more awake. Keep up the honest and straightforward writing. Keep writing. Also, visit my page if you get a chance. BGK |
meredith - 03/25/99 11:59:22 My Email:destinyska@aol.com Evan is ...: asleep I am ...: about to awake him I will sell my soul for ...: twinkies This page is ...: a special tribute to sex,love and the wonders of leaf blowing On this page I'd like to see more ...: pictures The greatest TV show ever is ...: Green Acres or Doby Gillis | Comments: I love you evan. |
David - 03/22/99 07:02:32 | Comments: Cool shit. You're right about everything. Keep it up. We're watching. |
Bridget - 03/11/99 17:15:57 Evan is ...: somewhere?!?! I am ...: at school! This page is ...: not helping me with my english assignment. On this page I'd like to see more ...: thoughts on the reversals found in Macbeth, answers to trig problems, and a comic monologue!! | Comments: Thought I'd say hi. Gotta' go. Lotz of work to do. |
James Hell - 03/11/99 03:48:36 My Email:Deathlehem@aol.com Evan is ...: a pioneer for all men I am ...: Laughing my ass off at this page I will sell my soul for ...: This page is ...: eh, On this page I'd like to see more ...: actually, less scripts errors (hey, we all have them) The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Simpsons | Comments: hey, meredith sent me here to your perverse part. I take my hat off to you sir. All of that stuff is definantly true and i'm glad to see it spoken out. Keep up the good work, and have fun with it, james |
hannah - 03/10/99 16:39:15 My Email:peeta pez@aol.com | Comments: hello evan dear, its meres co-conspirator here to let a little ray of light in on such a gruesome guestbook... 1st of all id just like to give a standing ovation to the people who thought your page was a video game website, ive never laughed so hard at s upidity before in my life... well there was that time when my sister shoved the m&m up her nose and couldnt get it out... or the time my nephew ran full speed into a sliding glass door... ok, the video game idiots come in at a close 3rd. now then, my com ents on your page: despite the torrent of hate signings ive been reading for the last 20 minutes i was quite amused after i finished reading it. dont let the insignificant specs irritate you. every1 is a sick demented little perv, most just hide it behin gap jeans, baby doll tee shirts, or dead hair bleached 1 too many times. eventually science will realize gods mistake and either clone out stupidity or neuter all the idiots. im just waiting for your global domination and the real fun to begin. |
Brina - 03/10/99 14:48:25 My Email:Javachunk@AOL.com Evan is ...: great I am ...: APOLOGETIC I will sell my soul for ...: Kathrine This page is ...: a good website On this page I'd like to see more ...: thoughts of wisdom The greatest TV show ever is ...: smurfs | Comments: I'm sorry for the things that I said. I don't think that your going to kill anyone. I just felt like being a bitch. PMS I suppose. I've apologized to Meridith and Kathrine. I know that I was a bitch, and i'm sorry.I really am.I don't have alot of time to rite this because i have to go to work. But I am sorry. Forgiveness of my sin would be really great.(Kat said she'd hold back sex from me until you forgive me, so I'm begging, PLEASE accept my apologies!!!!) Love BrInA |
Kathrine - 03/10/99 14:40:06 My Email:windexgrl@AOL.com Evan is ...: Very nice, a really great guy I am ...: VERY sorry I will sell my soul for ...: Brina, (even tho she has done wrong right now) This page is ...: great stimulus On this page I'd like to see more ...: I'll agree with tim TITS The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Tick | Comments: Evan and the rest of the world, I am very sorry for what Brina (the love of MY life) said. She was in a bad mood, and I believe that she just felt like bitching and your page seems to have been her target. She doesn't actually think that your fucked up and that our going to kill the universe. Meredith and I had a long talk last night about Brina's shpeel of emotion. I don't know what possessed her to get you. But she did. I'm sorry and so is she.She'll be on later and she'll tell you so herself.We all know that ou love Meredith. If you could here her talk to her friends, you would have no doubt that she is very much in love with you too. I'm glad she is happy and I am trusting that you won't kill her anytime soon ;)<- that was just a joke btw. Well, it is time f r me to depart. The librarian is lookin at me funny.(I fucking hate school!) Kathrine |
Kathrine - 03/10/99 14:29:50 My Email:Windexgrl@AOL.com | Comments: |
Evan Athsma - 03/10/99 10:29:36 | Comments: It takes a lot to really piss me off. I'm usually a pretty calm person. But there are a few things in this world that really get to me. And one is ignorance. And that is one thing, Brina, that you are chock goddamn full of. What ideas of mine got to you? hat the world is a messed up place? Turn on the news. That people are screwed up? Turn on the news again. The world in which we live has so many problems. Violence, disease, ozone depletion, the threat of nuclear war, the destruction of the rain forrest, drugs, biological weapons, rape, greed, hatred, rascism, y2k, corruption, murder, cults, over population, disney, war, the homeless, militia leaders, fanatics, etc. And thats just page 1 of the neverending story. But its not important. Right? Just one of those things. No reason to worry about something you cant change. God, Ive lived with people like you my whole life. Either youre too self-obsessed to see things for what they really are or youre just too stupid. Most likely the latter. This page (which has convinced you that I am a homicidal sociopath who wants to kill the world and the love of my ife) is meant to use cynicism and humor to open peoples eyes a little wider. To maybe make people, god forbid, think a little bit. But all cynisism is lost on fools. And you my dear, are most definatly the fool in the gallery. But Brina, I am going to do something I normally wouldnt do. Im going to apologise. Being of an apologetic nature I feel it is my duty. Im sorry. Im sorry that the world isnt perfect. Im sorry that people dont treat each other with the upmost respect. Im sorry that its not sunny every day. Im sorry that bad things happen. Im sorry that your Pepsi is warm. Im sorry that life isnt perfect. Im sorry that rap music contains harsh language and themes. Im sorry that you werent born in telletubby land. And most of all Im sorry that I cant make you a perfect world. That I cant snap my fingers and we all live in absolute nirvana. If I could I would. But I cant, and for that I apologise. But, until further notice, this is our world. Its ours to make or brake. And so far, we havent done so hot. I cant offer any solutions. Im just one person. All I can do is keep writing and hope that people understand. That ma be there are other poeple in this world who dont just care about popularity and themselves. And if I can reach them, then maybe one day I can figure out a way to help you understand as well. |
~*meredith*~ - 03/10/99 03:30:21 My Email:destinyska@AOL.com Evan is ...: I've answered this I am ...: I've answered this too I will sell my soul for ...: this is redundant This page is ...: great entertainment On this page I'd like to see more ...: :oŽ The greatest TV show ever is ...: monty pythons flying circus.... | Comments: DON"T THROW ME INTO THIS BRINA! KATHRINE, MAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BEHAVE! Evans a nice guy and not as evil as she believes. I feel compelled to defend him in a guestbook now! I've stooped to a new low! Damnit. Evan you respond to them now. ~*Meredith*~ |
Timothy - 03/10/99 03:12:52 My Email:Timmee@hotmail.com Evan is ...: i dont know the guy I am ...: superman I will sell my soul for ...: a girl who laughs at my dumb jokes This page is ...: on the internet On this page I'd like to see more ...: tits (im a good self respecting guy) The greatest TV show ever is ...: sega channel | Comments: i guess everyone got your link at the same time kathrine sent it to everyone she really likes your page or she likes your girlfriend one i just want to know how often you get laid your sexual perversions led me to believe your repressed you need to get the hell out of georgea man move out her to cali. youd fit right in were all perverts here tim mitchell |
Cassie - 03/10/99 03:06:27 Evan is ...: funny I am ...: stupid I will sell my soul for ...: evans wit This page is ...: great On this page I'd like to see more ...: poetry The greatest TV show ever is ...: pinky and the brain | Comments: I like your page, your a funny guy. I like your choice of word and your stories and your poems. KeEp WrItInG! I'll keep checking back! |
Brina - 03/10/99 03:01:20 My Email:javachunk@AOL.com Evan is ...: insane I am ...: better than evan I will sell my soul for ...: kathrine This page is ...: psychotic | Comments: I happened across your page,thanks to a link from my girlfriend. Meridith is one of her good friends. I've met her a couple of times.She seems really nice. A STABLE kind of person. I'm disturbed that she would date you. You don't come across as an upbeat erson. I think your ideas are fucked and maybe you are to, what are your plans, are you going to kill meridith?or just kill the world.your link is getting passed around aol now. Just a warning that your going to see many people who are as disturbed as I m at your page, and many who will be concerned for all those who know you's safety. Your a bad person, I know it. Hurt yourself and no one around you!I expect a response, so show yourself! thats all. BrInA |
~*Meredith*~ - 03/09/99 01:07:36 My Email:Destinyska@AOL.com Evan is ...: Is this a sexual question? I am ...: Evan's girlfriend I will sell my soul for ...: A box of orange tic-tacs This page is ...: nifty On this page I'd like to see more ...: I don;t know! The greatest TV show ever is ...: Beverly Hills 90210! hahaha! (i didn't know how to answer, so I picked the worst show created) | Comments: Evan, Your page is great, I've told you that a million times, but I'm rather pissed off at your little link to E-mail you.It says that your not available! Grrrr... okay. I'm sure that got that across. Its hard to get ahold of you when I can talk, so this is kind of my way of communicating. I'm sorry that its in a guest book. I'll talk to you later. I love you. ~*Meredith*~ |
me - 02/27/99 07:39:30 My Email:gatwood@bellsouth.net Evan is ...: not at home? I am ...: unfortunately ... at home I will sell my soul for ...: I think you know the answer to this!! This page is ...: Very inspiring! On this page I'd like to see more ...: poems. More brilliance like the contents of the 'EVAN' section. | Comments: write me. Please. Oh, check your email, |
mona - 02/26/99 02:56:11 My URL:http://www.chickpages.com/zinescene/beck.head My Email:highwaypusspuss@anti-social.com Evan is ...: interesting I am ...: at the moment...hmmm...bitchy I will sell my soul for ...: frida kahlo This page is ...: snazzy On this page I'd like to see more ...: oh, i really dont know The greatest TV show ever is ...: it hasent been | Comments: your wrong. about guys being more than 2 levels above girls when it comes to mastrabation. we're fuckin' good.theres no way anyone person is 2 levels or any levels at all better than me and mastrabation.other wise your page is good...a lot of content, whi h is always nice, i love it when theres so much stuff you dont even bother to look at all of it. |
Evan Athsma - 02/24/99 05:56:44 | Comments: Punctuation is good buddy. |
Mr.Hankey - 02/22/99 20:22:24 Evan is ...: a Cockroach I am ...: Pure Evil I will sell my soul for ...: i do not have a soul This page is ...: Pur shit On this page I'd like to see more ...: naked pics of crators mom The greatest TV show ever is ...: fuck i dont know | Comments: Im looking for Zelda you Arent evil just sad so piss off you little cunt name your site propaly so others wont fall for it you dick head |
Zelda - 02/21/99 16:57:04 My URL:http://expage.com/page/natscoolcrib My Email:Like I'd tell you Evan is ...: A ****ING ***HOLE! I am ...: A nice young girl I will sell my soul for ...: nodda This page is ...: The worst On this page I'd like to see more ...: nothing I'm never coming again The greatest TV show ever is ...: Um I don't know | Comments: I think your page sucks visit mine its 100000 times better bye you ****er |
the custodian - 02/14/99 02:56:08 My URL:http://thepark.mit.edu/park-ethereal.html My Email:custodian@thepark.mit.edu Evan is ...: twisted with clarity I am ...: bent in the fourth dimension I will sell my soul for ...: a copy of the original Buckaroo Banzai laserdisc pressing...or the Real Genius soundtrack on CD This page is ...: Random enough to make surfing worth it On this page I'd like to see more ...: shit The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Prisoner | Comments: Nice. A well-set mood of slightly angry chaos and defiant mediocrity. I too enjoy these things. Fuck your television. |
Adam Moss - 02/03/99 13:04:46 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Athens/Rhodes/5591/ My Email:adamrmoss@yahoo.com Evan is ...: see below I am ...: the same, I guess. I'm probably better dressed, though. I will sell my soul for ...: Already sold..Poptarts when I was totally baked. This page is ...: sad On this page I'd like to see more ...: quality The greatest TV show ever is ...: Twilight Zone | Comments: You fucking suck. I've been stuck on this fucking "Death Mountain Crater" for two days, and I THOUGHT that perhaps I had found the proper Zelda site to gain a hint and break my extended unhappiness. But no, I've found some dumbass's shitty "geocities" page. Don't worry, you little bastard. I'll find my hint. You'll still be a little fuck. "Please sign my guestbook..." God, you make me sick. Rot in hell. In exchange for your "clever" deceit, you've got to look at my fucking page. I'm an internet freeloader, too. I haven't paid for a fucking thing. Email me back to tell me how much it sucks. |
Evan Athsma - 01/30/99 19:47:09 | Comments: You horrible trecherous bastard. Forcing me to debate with you over my own guestbook. Is there no limit to the depths to which to can sink? You'll pay for this you whore. |
Wes - 01/29/99 15:21:47 My Email:CryleVerni@aol.com Evan is ...: never at school anymore I am ...: 100% bastard I will sell my soul for ...: Not to be lonley This page is ...: awesome On this page I'd like to see more ...: Evan and sexual references to small dogs The greatest TV show ever is ...: That 70's show | Comments: since you asked me not to sign your book again, i have too....I don't know what to say i'm just typing this to piss you off at me...i hope it works |
SATAN - 01/27/99 03:21:26 Evan is ...: about to spend an eternity in endless pain and torment I am ...: every thing you think you are I will sell my soul for ...: I well not sell my soul perhaps somebody elses This page is ...: full of the stupidity and insolence that most mortals display On this page I'd like to see more ...: pic's of your flesh burning The greatest TV show ever is ...: happy days | Comments: your ploy of a Zelda64 page may be clever mortal but it has now came back to you the rest of your life shalt be spent in the eternal torment of a thousand fires searing splinters of steel shalt be inserted through your body untill the pain is so great tha death is welcom but.. you will not die not untill your hand is skinned like a glove and placed in sulfer not untill your belly is slit and filled with hot coals then you will find death but there will be no peace in the death pland for thou fore thou sha t suffer even in thy afterlife |
Evan Athsma - 01/18/99 19:19:56 My URL:Think... My Email:Evanathsma@hotmail.com Evan is ...: myself. I am ...: Evan. I will sell my soul for ...: The soul of a better man. I guess thats more of a barter... This page is ...: mine. On this page I'd like to see more ...: quality. The greatest TV show ever is ...: Twin Peaks. | Comments: Wes, stop signing my guestbook. Now. |
Scumdog - 01/13/99 05:36:31 My URL:http://notyet..... My Email:crudos4@aol.com Evan is ...: is a bitch who isn't picking up his phone I am ...: a tired mother fucker I will sell my soul for ...: couph drops This page is ...: PISSING ME OFF The greatest TV show ever is ...: T.J. HOOKER | Comments: Well mother fucker....if i get one more fucking script error im going to slap you as hard as i can when i see you next...FIX IT!....and pick up your phone....it's 12:30....i'm lonley....and horney:::wink, wink::: Also in regards to that topical cream you were asking me about...do not apply intill the infection has gone away...remeber evan...its about surrpression...and swing on benches.... Let's go push that stuiped cunt jocyonline in front of traffic tommorow...And i was right....she didn't call me.... |
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Wesley - 01/01/99 01:02:34 My Email:Crudos4@aol.com Evan is ...: a good friend, and my gay lover I am ...: a drunk I will sell my soul for ...: DOOM(not that computer game) This page is ...: awesome On this page I'd like to see more ...: evan The greatest TV show ever is ...: Kindred, The Embraced | Comments: yup, yup |
bitch boy - 01/01/99 01:00:48 My Email:Crudos4@aol.com | Comments: |
*Janelle* - 12/30/98 01:35:43 My Email:PiXyDoRk@aol.com Evan is ...: a naughty little boy I am ...: bored as hell I will sell my soul for ...: some nice black pants, a leather corsette, platform 20 eye boots, some new sexual positions, about 100,000, to be more flexable(physical wise, you know, to please the men in those intimate moments) This page is ...: bootie up, or whatever you said on that tape when you were damolishing Alex's car) On this page I'd like to see more ...: penis', butt' | Comments: |
bite me - 12/27/98 02:31:47 My URL:http://www.fuckoff.com My Email:usuck Evan is ...: a stupid mother fucker I am ...: cool I will sell my soul for ...: shit This page is ...: gay On this page I'd like to see more ...: shit The greatest TV show ever is ...: dip shit | Comments: you are a stupid fuck why don't you go fuck off |
try to guess - 12/24/98 22:09:27 My Email:try to guess that one too Evan is ...: an amatuer in the art of mind bending I am ...: your worst fears I will sell my soul for ...: i don't sell souls i just collect them This page is ...: meaningless On this page I'd like to see more ...: headless puppies The greatest TV show ever is ...: television is a waste of time | Comments: i am your worst fears. when you forget about this and feel you are safe i will still be there ready to pounce. |
- 12/23/98 04:13:17 My URL:doesn't exist anymore Evan is ...: twisted I am ...: almost as twisted I will sell my soul for ...: what soul? This page is ...: kewl On this page I'd like to see more ...: Keep it simple. A nice short break from "normal" life. | Comments: Love your site! No,... Realy! |
Clay Marsh - 12/20/98 18:23:23 My URL:http://www.twisted.net/Who'sYourDaddy...Clayis.html My Email:claymarsh@hotmail.com Evan is ...: One Twisted motherfucker I am ...: See Above I will sell my soul for ...: A Donut This page is ...: My mind sucked out and placed on the internet with cool sound waves. On this page I'd like to see more ...: Free pictures of Mr. T. The greatest TV show ever is ...: Fawlty Towers (English Comedy) | Comments: I feel so...so...DISCLAIMED! |
Bridget - 12/20/98 05:00:36 My Email:gatwood@bellsouth.net Evan is ...: Evan. (Most of the time!!), ..my friend. (Can I feed the bunnies Evan. Can I Evan. Can I please can I, can I. Huh, Evan. Pleeeeze!! I am ...: Whatever I want to be. (Unless I want to be myself.) I will sell my soul for ...: I would never sell my soul for any want, emotion, desire, or possesion in this world. I can attain those by myself. I would be more apt to sell my soul for someone else. Never sell your soul Evan. This page is ...: Incredible. On this page I'd like to see more ...: Poetry, stories, and Evan's Top Ten Movies (critiqued) The greatest TV show ever is ...: I don't watch T.V. much. (My fave's at the moment: musical- My Fair Lady, Play- Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Movie- ......?) | Comments: Me, Poem, E-mail!! Nuff said!!! |
WES - 12/14/98 01:22:35 Evan is ...: my personal ass bandit I am ...: the shit....THE SHIT I will sell my soul for ...: new boots This page is ...: radical On this page I'd like to see more ...: EVAN The greatest TV show ever is ...: simpsons | Comments: yeah f fds f sd gs dg d g dsga sdg d g sdg sad g sadg d fg dfg df gdf ga dsfg dasfg df gsd fg sdg asd gdf vsd csd csd casd csd c sd c sd c sd c sdc sdc ds cs d csd c sdc sdc sd csd c sd |
The Almighty Kaydo - 12/13/98 11:44:17 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/9835/ My Email:kaydo@hotmail.com Evan is ...: totally kool! I am ...: a sucker for falling into this dumb ass trap! I will sell my soul for ...: all the beanie baby toys in the world. This page is ...: very weird and fucking disturbing. On this page I'd like to see more ...: violence, mayhem, and anarchy. The greatest TV show ever is ...: sailor moon. | Comments: I really and truly can't believe that I am signing this stupid guestbook. I mean, I was looking for zelda hints and this prick got me to come to his page and still enticed me to sign his guest book and listen to that dumb ass disclaime ...Arrgghhh! I hate persuasion. Nice job though! You have been visited by:
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Austen - 12/06/98 20:51:40 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Studio/8076 My Email:arisolvato-student@hydeschools.org Evan is ...: sexy I am ...: screwed I will sell my soul for ...: evan This page is ...: evoll On this page I'd like to see more ...: hmmmmm..... The greatest TV show ever is ...: pete and pete | Comments: Comments?...You want comments, Evan?...Where do i start today?...I'm tired and want nothing to do with the life that comes with that of being a hyde student right now...only because i've lost my voice and gotten sick from those around me...i lose a voice n an effort of school spirit....typical...how is your life going?...mine's better than it seems...o wait what is a comment really?...i think it should fall more to death threats...their more fun...or new sexual perversions....evan...you are more creative han this...right? |
King Knight - 12/06/98 01:10:12 Evan is ...: a science experiment gone teribly wrong I am ...: the creator of light and dark and everything in-between I will sell my soul for ...: a fat lb of the good stuff This page is ...: who fuckin cares On this page I'd like to see more ...: refer above | Comments: you are one vile son of a bitch. i dont know why u think you are all that evil you are just a little punk. here, i will give a nickels worth of free advise to you...real evil and real people from the hood do not own computers. you are a low-life. grow up o u can please you mom like i can. |
King Knight - 12/06/98 01:07:40 Evan is ...: a science experiment gone teribly wrong I am ...: the creator of light and dark and everything in-between I will sell my soul for ...: a fat lb of the good stuff This page is ...: who fuckin cares | Comments: |
Tom - 12/05/98 02:21:04 My URL:http://oocities.com/sunsetstrip/palms/5745/index.html My Email:tommucus@hotmail.com Evan is ...: A person who should not have dropped out of highschool. He's too smart. Unfortunatly, also too lazy... I am ...: a dork I will sell my soul for ...: sorry. My soul's not for sale. but if it were I'd sell it for a Premeier Signia Maples set with all the proper hardware (drum talk), all the simpsons and daily shows on dvd/cassette, a pineapple, a computer with a built in taco bell, and a lifetime subsription to anywhere that sells the cds that I want. All of that put together. This page is ...: making me question my motivation for signing this guestbook On this page I'd like to see more ...: cash giveaways The greatest TV show ever is ...: Simpsons and the Daily Show. | Comments: well, Evan. I've read through your page again and taken the survey for the 3rd and possibly 4th time. And I'm thirsty. But before I go get some water I just want to say this: damn. I can't think of anything really astounding to say. Well this whole Guestb ok thing has been a miserable failure. now I know why I never sign these things anymore. well I'm off to refresh my "thirst nerves". email me evan and write another column to mail to us. |
Jeremy - 12/04/98 11:38:18 My Email:I dont want to hear from you. Evan is ...: not as wierd as he thinks. I am ...: typing with one hand because I am scratching my balls with my other hand I will sell my soul for ...: someone else's, one thats good, and happy, and likes it here. Or a job that pays me to play video games. This page is ...: not for everyone On this page I'd like to see more ...: zelda, pictures of your mom doing it with her boyfriend(some realAudio as well), and some artwork The greatest TV show ever is ...: Married with children | Comments: With however many billions of people loose upon the world, we are becoming more and more specific in what the individual does. We have evolved to a point where most of us could not live if food and water were not so easily acquired. We are losing ourselve by focusing on the one job that defines our lives. Specialization is for insects. School will try to teach you how to think, so that you can forget about your foolish dreams and join the REAL world. Weve all heard about it, and here it comes, just around the corner, or something. Just dont run or you might get caught. Ive seen it, its web of ensnarement reaching out with bills and cars, luring you with money. BEware! Before you know it 50 hours of your time will go to paying for where you spend the rest. s there another way? where do we go from here? |
Raymond Rodriguez - 11/25/98 18:33:28 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Eureka/Enterprises/2695 My Email:hosstages@hotmail.com Evan is ...: evil and brilliant! I am ...: Raymond Rodriguez, I already told you! I will sell my soul for ...: my soul and Crazy Achmed's Mail Truck This page is ...: black with white words. On this page I'd like to see more ...: FREDRICO!!! (insert dramatic music here) The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Ivory Dinner Hour | Comments: Here are a few quotes that only Evan will understand.. "Oh Freddy-Poo, you're so brilliant! It was such an EEEEEEVVVVOOOOOOLLLL plan to frame Hunter for murder!" "Bigger allowance? TELL ME MORE..." Alison regarding "New Math:" "It's amaaaazing!!" Okay, enough of that.. Remember, there's a Movie Fest this Saturday, you baron!! |
"Dirty" Ruther - 11/10/98 03:50:45 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/FlawEnforcement/index.html My Email:ih8theman@hotmail.com Evan is ...: a real American hero I am ...: a stupid bitch I will sell my soul for ...: Ramen noodles This page is ...: fun for all ages On this page I'd like to see more ...: naked Evan pics. Whoooo baby! The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Simpsons | Comments: Keep up the good work E-dawg! I wish i were as dedicated as you to the cause of constantly improving a webpage page. Mine quite frankly has become quite dull. I enjoy your work immensely, so don't stop. Call me one of these days. Mike |
Wesley Fritts - 10/16/98 14:44:08 My URL:http://KEEPWHITEYDOWN.com My Email:crudos0@aol.com Evan is ...: pumpkin pie I am ...: a walking hard-on I will sell my soul for ...: meatmen "war of the superbikes" This page is ...: POOPIE!!!! On this page I'd like to see more ...: pics of people eating shit, and fucking small animals The greatest TV show ever is ...: cop rock | Comments: EVAN MUST BE STOPPED!!!!! STOPED!!!!!!!! |
Wesley Fritts - 10/16/98 14:38:49 My URL:http://BLOWME.COM My Email:crudos0 ( 0<--is a zero) @aol.com Evan is ...: Dutch hercules I am ...: in debt....big time... I will sell my soul for ...: q-tips, alchol, more cool "punk rock" patches, a copy of "wild at heart", longer lasting sex This page is ...: Pure evan, fist in the face((or butt, however ya like it)) evan.... On this page I'd like to see more ...: nudity, links to cool "evan worthy pages", sound files of evan and his guitar The greatest TV show ever is ...: homeboys in outerspace | Comments: i like it, IT RULES!!!! email your newletter evan THANKS FOR MISSING MY BIRTHDAY!!! asshole |
- 10/16/98 14:32:14 | Comments: rr |
Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
My Email: Email Me | |
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Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
My Email: Email Me | |
Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.
Vince - 10/10/98 03:55:34 My Email:vdesire@rspinc.com I am ...: very fuckin cool and love fucking very hot and spicy chicks I will sell my soul for ...: nothing The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Rifleman | Comments: |
Bryan Akira (a.k.a. "The EVIL Money" [a.k.a. "Janus" {a.k.a. "I want a peicew of that action too"}]) - 09/30/98 20:09:27 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Janus1o1/The_Janus_home_page.htm My Email:Janus1o1@aol.com Evan is ...: A mean mean... Bastard.. and he is what I will call a ball hog. I am ...: I just said my name above. I will sell my soul for ...: If you look at the other log I left here last time you'll find out... it has the longest comment by far. This page is ...: Nothing but Evan On this page I'd like to see more ...: of other peoples stuff as well as some of those.... EVIL rantings of Evan Athsma muha ha ha ha!! The greatest TV show ever is ...: Again. Refer to prior enteries for this information | Comments: After the gratuitously long comment I left you last time you still refeuse to place upa links section for your personal friends pages, but yet you have a web ring banner up, or two. I fail to see the logic in that, but because I want a peice of those hug "hits" I have no choice but to top my last comment in length, but this time use an absurd amount of bastards. BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD ASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD!!!!!!!!! Seems as if Evan Athsam's guest book Is 't manly enough to hold my BASTARDS, so I'll.... |
Evan Morris - 09/25/98 09:11:51 My Email:evan@exclusivebooks.co.za Evan is ...: Also Evan I am ...: Evan too I will sell my soul for ...: A blowjob from Winona Ryder This page is ...: Not a blow job from Winona Ryder On this page I'd like to see more ...: Gratuitous 4 letter words The greatest TV show ever is ...: CCTV cam in my house | Comments: Hail and well met fellow Evan. Your page is very Evan-like. This is good. |
The REAL Bryan Akira - 09/25/98 08:54:05 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Janus1o1/The_Janus_home_page.htm My Email:Janus1o1@aol.com Evan is ...: Teh most self centered SOB's I've ever met I am ...: revealing the truth I will sell my soul for ...: .... I doubt that I'll give that up for anything This page is ...: Nothing but Eavn, Evan, Evan!!! On this page I'd like to see more ...: LINKS TO OTHER PLACES BUT MORE ABOUT YOU!!! The greatest TV show ever is ...: No comment | Comments: Evan, Eavn, Evan, alas you shift your home page from Antigone Online to Sympathy for the Devil. You win "The Spiffy Award". You have more here than ever before. Except in the transition you seemed to have lost something that mayhap be inportant to prevent developing a sort of, "I'm the most important person on the web" stature about yourself. Maybe others noticed this about your site, maybe they didn't. I know that the internet is the plaec where you can truely be a "Beautiful person". However by using a " estroy all and take all" method doesn't seem to cut it if you want to make some TRUE online friends. Yeah, yeah listen to the inexperienced one telling me how to do things... Well, it maybe a goods idea to allow others to see the websites of your friends. So what if our web pages don't quite corispond in terms of prime atractions. Setting up a section where those who visit your page can learn more about yourself, without having to wait for you to write about it can by no means hinder your creative flare ju t by allowing your friends to be addvertised more widely. This infact will allow those who visit your page to get a first hand look at those who call themselves your friends. If you are by some means frightened that this might ruin a possiblity for you to write, or a concept to write about, I hardly think it could. All this may do is give those reading a means to contact one of us and gain truth behind a possible lie, thus ruining your whole web page based on the one who wasn't afraid to say it routine. Yo are one of the only persons I know who will not give an untruth lest you have reasonable meaning to, and you've always explained yourself for your reason in doing so. I doubt that there is anything that I am not willing to hide, all those need but do is sk, and all you know you are free to say about me, but I would also like to have a chance to explress myself or give my own idea on what I like or what I actually do. I guess the main point of this comment was only to entice you into making a links sectio on your page, not only to obviously give me a large amount of hits possibly coming from your page, but also for those reading this comment to realize that you actually aren't (though you do frequently seem to require being the center of attention, and wa t everything TO youself) but I think that would be the wrong idea to con vane. to your readers, and one way to defend yourself not being completely heartless, is not necesarily by writing a love section, though that my certainly help, you still aren't giv ng anyone else a chance to say their part, and a release of your friends opinions my allow you "audience" to see what you think about in terms of friends. No ,I don't expect you to write about us, just to give us a chance to speak our part. I'm starting t go in circles, so I'll wrap this up here. MAKE A LINK SECTION. Though if you do write about your friends, and you imply me in anyway, without a link section, I would have to pity my life if I was in your shoes. Don't take this in the wrong direction and hink I am a bad mean person who gets upset about some really small things, though that may frequently be the case, I just feel strongly about this, and I'm not going to let it get by. |
Honey - 09/13/98 03:40:33 My URL:http://members.xoom.com/FrogQueen/sitelist.html My Email:primavera@iname.com Evan is ...: cheese pizza I am ...: a milkshake made with coffee ice cream and chocolate syrup I will sell my soul for ...: one night with my angel boy.. except he wouldn't want me to. This page is ...: ummmmmmm On this page I'd like to see more ...: frogs The greatest TV show ever is ...: Babylon 5 | Comments: hrrm |
Last i checked it was Austen - 09/11/98 11:34:00 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Studio/8076 My Email:salormoon@gurlmail.com Evan is ...: EVOLL!!!!! I am ...: odd... I will sell my soul for ...: a new begining... This page is ...: ok...i guess...*hehe* On this page I'd like to see more ...: flying pigs withn aviator helmets The greatest TV show ever is ...: Pete & Pete | Comments: Hi...bored and at school....so io figured i'd tag it all over again....yea... |
A person - 09/03/98 23:08:20 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Studio/8076 My Email:salormoon@gurlmail.com Evan is ...: a person i don't even fucking know I am ...: not sure..... I will sell my soul for ...: a chance to start over...al over again This page is ...: rawkin' On this page I'd like to see more ...: hmmmm.... The greatest TV show ever is ...: pete & pete | Comments: Hmm...Yea well ya don't know be but itz all good...i am signing this cuz i liked your poetry...so yea, your poetry is pretty cool and seems to have a lot of feeling in it.... -luna...*GURLii*..and many other names |
The Evil Monkey - 09/03/98 06:21:39 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Janus1o1/The_Janus_home_page.htm My Email:Janus1o1@aol.com Evan is ...: A sick bastard I am ...: The EVIL Monkey I will sell my soul for ...: ...... Not to you for any price This page is ...: ... Mine or yours? On this page I'd like to see more ...: Well not on this page, but, you could perhaps send out the mailing list... The greatest TV show ever is ...: ... There is none that tops the magic of Barnaby Jones | Comments: Don't trust Evan for a second, he only wishes to destroy the human race with his violating pervertions, he will only cuase suffering amongst the people, and he will not relinquish his position once he is there. So stop him now!! You must do everything in our power to prevent his ultimate dream of.... JŪSTMAGRIFICANATION!!!! |
Evan Athsma - 08/25/98 04:41:36 My Email:Evanathsma@hotmail.com | Comments: I can't help you. I'm sorry, but I have way too much shit to do on my own. My life is full. Between being in love with Tonja, updating the page, and .... school. I have no time to assist others in their school work. Many appologies Amy but I cannot assist |
amy grace - 08/24/98 18:42:18 | Comments: hey ev, think you could help me with my essay's for english smartboy? just with the idea's i can't think of anything that i want to do. help me with school !!! -amy |
Grace (high southern socity) - 08/19/98 14:00:32 My URL:http://fuck off My Email:same | Comments: hey ev, i'm at school, figured i'd say hi.............so there. man if math is going to be this easy i'll get an a without any headaches, when did you say that you were starting school? oh well. -amy |
WitchAngel - 08/19/98 05:42:59 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~WitchAngel/PerfectHell.html My Email:twiggy@chickmail.com Evan is ...: Some dude I don't know... I am ...: An insane, lonely girl with no hope for tomorrow... I will sell my soul for ...: Nothing and everything... This page is ...: Odd... On this page I'd like to see more ...: Stuff... The greatest TV show ever is ...: TV sucks... but I'll watch the X-Games and South Park... & sometimes Mtv on occassion... | Comments: Uhhh.. hiya.. :) Nice page.. I liked some of yr thoughts.. hahaha. |
~Sam~ - 08/12/98 20:42:53 My URL:http://members.aol.com/samybear My Email:samybear@aol.com Evan is ...: questionable?? This page is ...: more than I needed to know | Comments: I mostly just came to read the poems. I found your link on someone else's page. I can't exactly say I know how you feel but I guess some of my poems headed in the same direction as your... I guess that is. Check out my page and consider joining the Poe ry WebRing. ~Samantha Marie |
amy grace - 08/09/98 04:11:45 My URL:http://i'm not gonna let you see it........asshole My Email:no thanx Evan is ...: someone that no-1 knows very well I am ...: the reason for all your bad luck I will sell my soul for ...: one of those wonder woman lunch box's or a she-ra figurine This page is ...: just a tad above my intellagance level On this page I'd like to see more ...: or at least one reference to me- the greatest amy in the world The greatest TV show ever is ...: the crocidile hunter | Comments: ev, you know i hate this you said that you can't do anything with your hands (except for your favorite hobby of course) but that is one of my stonger area's for expressing my self, i love taking something old and making it new or giving faces to things that c me out of my head, but it seems and i'm quite sure you've noticed this.......well i'm pretty dull to talk to, my vocabulary is not as extended as yours, so i feel stupid. whoever said we are all created equal can just shove it up there ass, i got screwed n the being equal part, dammit i'm still stuck in your closet, get me out!!! it's scary in here -amy |
Evan Athsma - 08/04/98 23:43:47 My Email:Evanathsma@hotmail.com | Comments: Dammit. None of you ever saw the true brilliance of that damn chair. It was fun dammit. Sure, I'm up for a movie fest ( you do know after all it's what I live for anyway ) . But I will not view Manos: Fists of Fate EVER AGAIN. My immune system doesn't hav the strength. |
Raymond Rodriguez - 08/04/98 21:50:05 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Eureka/Enterprises/2695 My Email:hosstages@hotmail.com Evan is ...: .07% nicotine and a wonderful impressionist. I am ...: in the presence of greatness. I will sell my soul for ...: $17,003,244, the real Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, my soul back, and a lifetime supply of comfortable shoes. This page is ...: at first glance, a giant lump of fresh, steaming horse dung. Under closer examination, however, one slowly begins to see the true unmatched genius of Evan. On this page I'd like to see more ...: Giant lumps of fresh, steaming horse dung. The greatest TV show ever is ...: Monty Python's Flying Circus/MacGuyver/Seinfeld/The Young Ones/Robotech/The Daily Show/Fawlty Towers/The Simpsons | Comments: Although I haven't known Evan for very long, I do know that he has amazing potential.. But alas, Evan chooses not to apply himself at school (i.e. scooting around in the hallways on a chair with wheels instead of going to class). Evan, if you're reading this, I want you to know that Faulk's lab after 3:10 is NOT a safe place to be. Also, the answer to the great question of the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is equivalent to the number of years you can possibly li e smoking all those cigarettes! Cut down or you will be subject to the "Spinning Chair of Death" or a continuous viewing of "Manos: the Hands of Fate!" Speaking of Manos, how about whenever Anthony gets back from college, (Christmas break etc.) we set u another film festival.. Keep up the good work on the page! |
Blah - 08/04/98 07:13:38 My Email:Blah@blah.com Evan is ...: Blah I am ...: Blah I will sell my soul for ...: Blah This page is ...: Blah On this page I'd like to see more ...: Blah The greatest TV show ever is ...: Blah | Comments: blah * blah + blah = b - blah(blah * b + blah) = a b = blah a= ??? |
Chris - 08/04/98 07:10:32 My URL:don't have one My Email:you know it already !!!! Evan is ...: a cool guy. I am ...: punk rock. I will sell my soul for ...: a doughnut. This page is ...: really fuckin cool. On this page I'd like to see more ...: songs. The greatest TV show ever is ...: Ass TV, just kidding buddy. | Comments: Hey Ev-Dawg. Wussup ? Cool page. Are you playing at 513 this month ? E-mail me and tell me. I had fun at the last show. But I think somethings missing :::joke::: . Later. |
Curt Armstrong - 08/04/98 07:06:49 My Email:punk02993@hotmail.com Evan is ...: sad. You've got some problems that you really should work out. I am ...: just a visitor. I will sell my soul for ...: nothing. This page is ...: a classic example of the only-child syndrom. On this page I'd like to see more ...: happiness ( though I don't see it coming any time soon ). The greatest TV show ever is ...: Hill Street Blues | Comments: Evan, I read all your stories. They made me kind of sad in a way. Sorry to hear about your home life, it's pretty evident in your writing style and the existance of this page that it's true. You should try seeing a therapist. You may tell yourself that no hings wrong but sooner or later you'll have to face it. Will you be ready ? |
Evan Athsma - 08/04/98 07:00:27 My Email:evanathsma@hotmail.com | Comments: Done. You know me, a legend in my own mind ... |
Lauren Pierce - 08/04/98 06:59:26 My URL:I don't have one. My Email:I don't have a computer either. | Comments: I put in evil, morbid, and strange in the searcher and this is what they gave me ??????? You're mind isn't twisted. You're a perfectly normal teenager. Get over your self. |
Evan Davies - 08/04/98 06:55:36 My Email:soother@juno.com Evan is ...: interesting. I am ...: tired. I will sell my soul for ...: cheesecake. This page is ...: very entertaining. On this page I'd like to see more ...: lyrics. The greatest TV show ever is ...: Dharma & Greg | Comments: You have a really interesting perspective. You sound like a repressed spoken word performer. |
Jacob - 08/04/98 06:52:33 Evan is ...: fascinating I am ...: inspired I will sell my soul for ...: bass This page is ...: really cool On this page I'd like to see more ...: pics The greatest TV show ever is ...: South Park | Comments: This page really surprised me. You say some shit that everybody else won't. You hold nothing back and it shows. I wish we could all be as free. Keep up the good work. |
The fake Bryan Akira - 08/04/98 06:48:19 My URL:http://members.aol.com/Janus1o1/The_Janus_home_page.htm My Email:janus1o1@aol.com Evan is ...: in debt to me. I am ...: smooth. I will sell my soul for ...: video games and mountain dew. This page is ...: lacking video games. On this page I'd like to see more ...: video games. The greatest TV show ever is ...: video games ? | Comments: Does anyone get the idea of the FAKE Bryan Akira ? |
Shay - 08/04/98 06:45:54 Evan is ...: Kinda funny I am ...: Cleopatra Jones I will sell my soul for ...: Coffee and smokes This page is ...: okay On this page I'd like to see more ...: i don't know The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Tick | Comments: Your page was okay . I didn't really find much of it TOO insightful but it was funny at times . I won't be back but who cares ? |
- 08/04/98 06:42:47 | Comments: Check it out!!!! http://www.absolutelyadult.com/pages/home.htm |
Evan Athsma - 08/04/98 06:42:11 My Email:evanathsma@hotmail.com Evan is ...: happy. I am ...: ummm, happy. I will sell my soul for ...: heh heh heh, ummm happy ? This page is ...: apparently flawed as pointed out by my esteemed colegue in crime. On this page I'd like to see more ...: UPDATES. The greatest TV show ever is ...: Herman's head | Comments: You miserable bastard. I must reply to your sub-human comments. Now Jym, honestly. Do you actually think you could kill me? I will never come to you with open arms. I have no friends. Everyone is suspect. I'll be ready. Also, what kind of foolish bastard ells his soul for Meg Ryan ? She's been tainted by Romantic Comedy kooties. And just for the band names comment I'm going to add more not only to my page but yours as well. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... ha ? |
Jym Hunt - 08/04/98 06:36:36 My Email:Sooperhunt@aol.com Evan is ...: lost in this world of Hanson and Spice Girls records. He would be much happier on Saturn. A place of Mr.T Experiance records and extreme cynicism. I am ...: a simple pawn in this complex game you've set forth for me dear friend. But I'll play it the way you wish. Bide my time, come to you with open arms and kill you. I will sell my soul for ...: Meg Ryan. This page is ...: entertaining unless you know him. In which case it's kinda gross. On this page I'd like to see more ...: band names. The greatest TV show ever is ...: I'd have to agree. Herman's Head. | Comments: Don't let those fuckers get you. They want to bring you down. Together we can fight them. I love you buddy . |
God - 08/04/98 06:29:39 My URL:www.sex.com My Email:god@heaven.com Evan is ...: a sinner. I am ...: all powerful. I will sell my soul for ...: faith. This page is ...: sinful. On this page I'd like to see more ...: religous mockery. The greatest TV show ever is ...: The Magic Hour. | Comments: Make haste to hell ye youthful bastard. |
Albert - 08/04/98 06:26:52 My Email:blueox@hotmail.com Evan is ...: interesting I am ...: single I will sell my soul for ...: money This page is ...: funny On this page I'd like to see more ...: stories The greatest TV show ever is ...: south park | Comments: The suburbn gandi part was funny. |
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The fake Anthony - 08/04/98 06:20:15 My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Eureka/Enterprises/2695/index.html My Email:nope Evan is ...: A geet. I am ...: A bigger geet. I will sell my soul for ...: Hot grits A'flyin!! This page is ...: blizzins worst nightmare. On this page I'd like to see more ...: Manos: Fists of fate. The greatest TV show ever is ...: Transformers! | Comments: You do realize that this isn't the real anthony ? |
tonja _____. damn it anything but hickey. - 08/04/98 00:34:01 My URL:/ My Email: Evan is ...: sweet, attractive, smart, funny, wonderful, that-which-makes-me-feel-kinda-fuzzy-happy-inside-to-think-about, did i mention attractive? aw hell, could i be any more cheesy? i was going to be amusing but damn it, i'm being honest instea . so much for subtle wittiness. I am ...: something & 17. er, some word. . .begins with an "s"? was that it..uh, i don't seem to recall. . . I will sell my soul for ...: the answer to "why?" just in general. and 42 isn't going to satisfy me. or just true happiness. that'd be good, too. This page is ...: een-ter-esteeng, seenyor. very een-ter-esteeng. On this page I'd like to see more ...: naked males. The greatest TV show ever is ...: um.. .the simpsons. just because it's been good for so long. | Comments: i love you more than toast. |
Evan Athsma - 08/02/98 23:15:45 My URL:If you don't know then YOU ARE V-E-R-Y STUPID ... My Email:Evanathsma@dreamgal.com Evan is ...: a loser. I am ...: Duh, a loser ... I will sell my soul for ...: Infinate happiness, perfect joy, & my soul. This page is ...: my pride. On this page I'd like to see more ...: NAKED GIRLS !!! The greatest TV show ever is ...: Herman's head. | Comments: The MAXX is one of the coolest shows I've ever seen !!!! |