Humour: The Bandit
The Bandit
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande and
robbing Texas banks. A reward was offered and an enterprising Texas
Ranger finally captured him in his favorite saloon. He put his gun to
the bandit's head and said, "Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow
your head off!"
However, the bandit didn't speak English and the Ranger didn't speak
Spanish, but there was a bilingual lawyer present who translated the
Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out that the loot was
buried under the oak tree in back of the saloon. "What did he say?"
asked the Ranger. "He said: "Get lost jerk. You don't have the guts to
shoot me."
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