Humour: Drivers Excuse
Drivers Excuse
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the
speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view
mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour (160 km/hr)
Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures "what the heck," and gives
up. He pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and
approaches the car. He leans down and says "listen mister, I've had a really
lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."
The man thought for a moment and said..."Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with
a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you
were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"
The officer let him go.
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From Aunt Daisy's 50 year old Golden Thoughts Book
You watch the fellow who drives ahead,
And the fellow who drives behind,
You watch to the right,
You watch to the left,
You drive with a calm, clear mind.
But the fellow you really have to watch
On the highway, you'll always find,
Is the fellow behind the fellow ahead,
And ahead of the fellow behind.
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