Genie: They're getting closer, boys. You know fellas, we've been through a lot together in the last, oh, ten or twelve minutes, kinda makes a guy think.
Iago: That would be a first.
Genie: Go ahead, joke, Sarge. The men all need a good laugh.
Iago: What men, there's two of you and one's a rug.
Genie: So, those little purple lizards, and the stinky Odiferan cheese, it's a dangerous combination...like cookies and milk.
Uncouthma: This thinking, it will take time for it to catch on, but I like it.
Iago: Okay, hypothetically speaking, what if it was me? Would you leave me behind? Hey, you're leaving me behind! It was a hypothetical question!
Iago: You're not gettin' me up there, it's way too high.
Aladdin: There's no use talking to him until he's finished.
Iago: I could break every bone in my body. Then where would I be? Just forget it.
Aladdin: Iago, you can fly.
Iago: Oh, right.
Iago: Too windy, too windy...
(He falls)
Aladdin: I thought you could fly.
Iago: You, I'm not talking to.
Aladdin: I have a feeling that this abonimable snowman hasn't been outside the castle for a long, long time.
Iago: That would explain his taste for the abominable showman here.
Genie: Aha! The most exotic of all forbidden sleep potions, the dark and arcane secret whispered about only among the most powerful sorcerers...warm milk!
Nefir: This is the bog of forgetfulness. They say it can destroy your memory and rot your mind.
Genie: Oh, kind of like cartoons.
Nefir: The ancient prophecies have come true.
Iago: Uh-oh. Ancient prophecies never predict anything good.
Iago: And with the rest of the treasure, a palace, not too flashy, I'll call it the Taj...I'll think of a word.
Aladdin: Why would Abu and Iago just take off without telling me, Genie, and how'd they talk Carpet into going?
Genie: Hmmm. Magic Carpet's missing too? Would you describe this as a late-model carpet, sir? Did you leave the keys in it? How long have you known the monkey?
Genie: Ah, poor carpet, he still misses that beach towel he met at low tide.
Rasoul: Then what's that?
Guard: Condensed water vapor, sir. It's called fog.
Amin Damoola: I have a few tricks under my belt yet, Aladdin. Behold, my shorts!
Iago: Now that was impressive! If you don't make Rug of the Year, somebody bribed the judges.
Mozenwrath: This is what I get for subcontracting.
Genie: Oh boy, charades! You're spinning, you're in a whirlpool, a vortex, you're in a time vortex. I remember that episode.
Genie: What are they?
Sprite: We're sprites. Who are you?
Genie: Comic relief, mainly.
Aladdin: Genie, are you okay?
Genie: I'm afraid not, Al.
Aladdin: What's wrong?
Genie: I'm a frayed knot, Al.
Iago: How hard can it be for two genies to have fun? You could go through a paper shredder and call it a party.
Iago: I'm gonna hug that pillow like a cousin, which it probably is.
Aladdin: The Sultan's usually hard at work by now.
Iago: Oh yeah, he's got the toy duck wound up and everything.
Genie: I've installed the latest state of the art security system, complete with bells, whistles, and guppies.
Iago: Guppies?
Genie: They were out of Dobermans.
Aladdin: What's happening to me, guys?
Iago: Lets put it this way, Al. I wouldn't operate any heavy machinery if I were you.
Iago: A malevolent, omnipotent being shows up and you tackle her?!
Genie: Roger that, front leader. You heard him, Chimp Yeager.
Genie: Oh Aghoul...oh Duke of Dumbness...
Mekanikles: Now nothing will stand in the way of doing the dishes.
Mekanikles: That tears it! I'll wash the dishes after I take over the world
Genie: Kid's got a Genie and he takes advice from a rug.
Iago: Look, any stooge knows food only comes from the marketplace.
Aladdin: And the only peril there is, ah, Omar's prices.
Iago: Stay back, you dumb monkey.
Genie: Back, mum dunkey.
Genie: Abis Mal...scourge of the desert...not a nice guy.
Aladdin: Just ring the gong, Genie.
Genie: Can do.
Aladdin: Did you have to hit it so hard?
Genie: What, I can't hear you, I think I hit it too hard.
Thanks to my friend BJustalittlekiss for these two:
Iago: Just because it's all my fault doesn't mean it's all my fault!
Iago: So, she frees a fire breathing creature, she burns down half of Agrabah, and no one is made at her, but I'm probably going to get smacked just for saying it! (Aladdin smacks him) Saw that coming!