Occupant: Betty likes to imagine she's the moon. "I'm waxing! I'm waxing!" |
Hippie: Sherrie argued it was Johnny's constant Telethon that was ruining their marriages; Johnny, via satellite, vehemently disagreed. |
Occupant: Me not stooopid. Me think goodly. |
AgentQ: "A factoid is like your typical so-called 'fact', only it has certain biomechanical enhancements that make it more believable." |
Artanas: Factoid #3129380: "Chase off'ed Scott Nantz" |
Hippie: This 10th planet in our solar system, for now called Mr. Bielitzshi, was not seen all this time because he was tanked out behind Jupiter. |
Hippie: Yes... I would like to see how a tampon works, explained with a mundane blue liquid! *Tonight, on "You Had to Ask!" |
Hippie: Yes! I would like to see two astronauts explore the world's largest, man-made scrotum! *Tonight, on "You Asked For It!" |
Artanas: Now back to "You Goddamn Cook When I Tell You Ho" |
Seltaeb: So, you've noticed the live salmon hanging from CabbagePatch's front teeth too, huh? |
Hippie: It always freaks me out how Don knows exactly how much I've got in my wallet at any given time. Creepy. |
GuloGulo: The entire family was delighted by Grampa's amusing death. |
Hippie: The character of Chuck Sheets was unceremoniously written out of the infomercials. Little bit of trivia for all you die-hard fans. |
Hippie: Lance Burke: The world's premiere blow-job critic. |
Hippie: Hey! I'm a Captioneer, too! Watch me make insightful commentary! *braaaapt* Ha ha! You gotta admit, I'm dusting you guys tonight! |
Hippie: That '70s Deadbeat Brother-In-Law of Yours |