Shifter:
"Excuse me? Did you just call me Step'n Fetchit?!?!"
AgentQ:
This Jazzsoda has become a nuisance to the SciFi Channel. I want him eliminated.
Occupant:
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keogh:
"Me? I'm a lighting director for the SciFi Channel. Mind if I douse one of these candles?"
GuloGulo:
"'Scuse me a sec...uhmm...ah..oh! Gah! I shit myself like a god-damned baby!"
keogh:
"You little captioning smartasses think you're sooo clever, don't you? We'll, let's see YOU little punks do all your acting in a baked beans can!"
Jazzsoda:
We interrupt this highly implausable film to bring you "World's Greatest Windsurfing Accidents II: When Dudes Collide"
AgentQ:
Then he bought a vowel and everything went to hell.
Jazzsoda:
Okay I admit it, nobody got what they reall wanted. I gave the lion a cooler of beefsteak, the tinman an Iggy Pop Cd and Dorothy a case of the crabs. I'm sorry.
rogeemoto:
Can I be FRANK? You dirty rotten sona*&((^%$#@#$%$%%^^, I ought to (*&@@$#%%#@!$$%) to your mother!
Jazzsoda:
Ah, I never wear this stupid technicolor dreamcoat anyway.
rogeemoto:
Even when the Pirhana brothers nailed me head to floor, they never raised their voices!
keogh:
Sam and Al break the handset and snack like kings.
Jazzsoda:
Damn uppety English names.
AgentQ:
Where are we going? -- Planet Ten! -- When? -- Real soon!
Shifter
You'll NEVER bottle a Smurf that way, Gargamel.
TravisBickle:
Yes, Calrise. And you think that if you can save her, you'll never have to lie awake ever again to that screaming of the chaps.
Shifter:
"I think if we stack enough furniture, I can get to that vent up there. Then BOOM! We're outta here!"
Jazzsoda:
"Uh, doctor? Aren't you a little young to be doing this?" "Shut yer trap an' drop em!"
Hippie:
John Newland suggests filming scenes that "could fit" in your film right off of drive-in screens. Saves big money!
Artanas:
"Go go gadget hair!!"
Occupant:
That's not a song title. The guy that does the graphics just threw that in to say hi to his pal, DJ.
JoeCrow:
"There's a penquin on the telee, again"
Rbt:
No girls in the boys' fort, missy.
bosko:
So. what exactly are we suppose to do in this dark closet for 5min anyway! I told you not to come to the popular kids party!
Goob:
"Now you do the voice of the Whos in Who-ville."
AgentQ:
Are people really this dirty? "Oops, dropped a massive load of dirt on the rug! Lord, how these things happen!"
bosko:
10 min inside of a submarine! Oh-boy!
Occupant
Why is SciFi showing Bob Newhart?
GuloGulo:
"In the castle of pain, I sat upon a throne of blood."
AgentQ
*POP* --Who are you? Where did you come from? --Why, I'm your Fairy Business Advisor!
Jazzsoda:
And it's a tie between the Australians and Blockbuster Home Video! What a shocker for the three people who care!
JorGGirrrl:
The problem with playing badminton with the Incredible Hulk is, he always hits it a little too hard.
Hippie:
Ladies and gentleman, it's not only Metrinch who's on Free Trial... it's whole damn SYSTEM who's on Free Trial!!!
JorGGirrrl:
Which means that *I* am their master NOW!
Hippie:
I hired the smurfiest guys to work on my roof.
Occupant:
Billy blew out the candles, not noticing the sniper hidden in the stack of presents.
JOECROWTHERS:
"Looks like Don King with Hat Hair"
Hippie:
Ooo, no way, girlfriend! The Nanny is a show, not a look!
Jazzsoda:
Here we see an artist's vision of a fat cell being engulfed in Simmonspower, soon it will become overwhelmed by embarrassment and collapse in on itself.
KeyWest
"I gotta be me...."
JOECROWTHERS:
"Little sh*t grabbed my ass, so I womped on the head with a shovel"