E_B_A:
"For Canadian Geese, press #7 now you sick bastard..."
E_B_A:
John Holmes had a unique method of fishing.
Occupant:
Okay, putting his cellmate in a dress helped . . . a little.
E_B_A:
"Spock, tricorder readings show the prescence of hot bitches!"
Hippie:
Casey Kasem? Is that you! *Ma'am, under my coat I have the NUMBER ONE penis you're likely to see! Accompanied by TWO of the BEST testicles in the business...
Seltaeb:
That was the best first date I ever had!
Artanas:
Fog People Fellatio?
Occupant:
Cliff Claven, Sex God
bosko:
She can suck this if she thinks I'm gonna do all the ironing from now on
Occupant:
"But I think I'm SUPPOSED to have soft labial muscles." "That's where you're wrong, Betty."
rogeemoto:
..and speaking of laptops, why don't you get yourself over here missy!
Seltaeb:
"Yes, it's a hemp blazer. Care to smoke a cuff with me later?"
Shifter:
Mr. Honest visits his accountant. "You can just throw your hat anywhere, if you want." "Thanks, but I'm using it to hide an unsightly erection."
Jazzsoda:
Excerps from "My Dinner With Long-Dong Silver", on the Family Channel.
Occupant:
Late at night, they would hold cockfights in the back room at Emmett's Fix-It Shop.
Artanas:
I didn't know Frank Perdue was a transvestite!
TravisBickle:
Oh yeah, Turner, that's the way. Shake your money maker, c'mon...
Hippie:
The Original "San Francisco Treat".
Jazzsoda:
"The transition from international porn-star to representing up-and-coming flora was not an easy one..."
Hippie:
Uhm, sorry to interrupt, but is this the Fellatio Department? *This is Fistings, you asshole! Fellatio is next door!
JoeCrow:
Friggin' Dr.Seuss Breast Implants
JoeCrow:
and when I flip it back and forth real fast it looks like she's humping the donkey
JoeCrow:
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saraphin:
"ESPN2 takes you live to the "Hooter's Invitational Spelling Bee" already in progress.. "
GuloGulo:
Hmm, that giant mutant sperm cell seems to have mistaken Jake's head for an egg. A common error.
Occupant:
Jesse Helms in Scream: "Scary movies? Do they have naked male genetalia in them? Hello?"
ZebehnDeGeustaah:
"I'm the desiccated corpse of Rock Hudson, and welcome to Hot Twink Theatre."
Hippie:
Lance Burke: The world's premiere blow-job critic.
JoeCrow:
Don't get excited Mike, I only put the tool belt on to fix the lawnmower
