WARNING - WARNING - WARNING
The Asylum is attempting to control the epidemic that is curently sweeping throught the Top Secret Wing. The Asylum staff recognizes the difficulties that patients of this wing are having due to the lack of Clayton Webb in JAG episodes. We are doing everything possible to help our patients. Report from the nurses log on 12-14-99 During my nightly check of the Top Secret Wing, I found a disturbed Australian patient in cell #007. The poor woman was rocking back and forth while chanting incessantly: Webb in Sydney, Webb in Sydney, Webb in Sydney, Webb in Sydney, Webb in Sydney, Webb in Sydney, *heartbroken sobs* Webb in Sydney? Webb in Sydney? Webb in Sydney? Webb in Sydney? Webb in Sydney? Webb in Sydney? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT? ....#@$@$@$Q%@$$@(#&@E@!#!!! The day before on the mailing list the patients frequent a covert mission was being planed by another patient: If the movie does end up going longer than expected, maybe a group of us Webbies can somehow kidnap Kevin Costner for a week or two so they'll end up having to shut down production on the movie. That would free up Steven to work on JAG!!! Nurses and doctors are getting very concerned about the mental well being of the Webbies. Conversation recorded 12-15-99 Nurse to doctor: It's the worse case of WWS I've seen yet. What should we do with her? Doctor: Double her dose of medication and check on her regularly. Oh, and get ahold of that Costner fellow and tell him to get off his ass and get that movie finished. I don't know how many more patients we can handle with this. It's an epidemic. For Safety reasons, the staff promises to keep an eye on this epidemic and keep all other patients informed of possible outbursts of hysteria at the Top Secret Wing.
The names of the Webbies responsible for this have been kept confidential for their own protection. See Carol, Kath & Kelly, we didn't tell anyone about you ...oops

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