THE TOP SECRET WING
These patients are mysterious, deceitful and secretive. The reason for their
illness is a spy by the name of Clayton Webb.
Webbies love to tango, eat shrimp, soft-shell crabs and annoy Navy SEALS. They
are firm believers that the good of the country is more important that the good
of individuals. This usually makes it difficult for people to like them. Webbies
have had to deal with Clay setting up Harm and Mac on more than one occasion.
There was that time in Colombia, the mess with the Declaration of Independence,
the bug he put in Harm's weapon, the lack of information at the Sudanese Embassy
and who can forget Webb being the highest bidder in Russia! Yet, Webbies stick by
their man and are hopelessly devoted to him. After all, he has saved Harm's life,
bought Bud dinner, put a sweeper on the man that wanted to kill AJ, helped Harm
with information about his father, testified for Harm in court, gave AJ
information about the kidnappers that threaten to blow up the plane with Harm
and Mac in it, risked his neck and his career to help his mentor, and saved
the day with the Magida hostage situation. Yes, the Tinman has a heart and Webbies
love him to pieces.
Webbies are advised to stay away from the SEAL Wing as several have ended up
in the infirmary with broken noses. Note: You better watch out for these
‘Webbies’ and their ‘covert’ operations.
Are you addicted?
Symptons/Addiction Signs:
1. Your closet is filled with business suits.
2. You wear trenchcoats even in the summer.
3. You're always sending your friends on dangerous missions.
4. Your bird's name is Clay.
5. Your dog's name is Webb.
6. You have filled out an application to work at the CIA.
7. You have placed 'bugs' in all your friend's phones.
8. You are learning to do the Tango.
9. You insist your mother take you to expensive lunches.
10. You ask your friends to buy you Polish hot dogs.
11. When you fight with someone you put a 'sweeper' on them.
12. You own a CIA basaball cap.
13. You tell people you work for the State Department, but nobody
beleives you.
14. You like spider 'webbs.'
15. You go to the doctor's frequently and insist your nose is
broken.
16. Your favorite past time is to annoy those patients in the
SEAL wing.
17. You're an awful babysitter.
18. You insist in messing up your own business deals.
19. You go around annoucing your friends measurements to everyone
that will listen.
20. You've read every book you can find about the CIA.
21. Your collection of bow ties is truly awesome!
22. You like to ride horses.
23. You claim to have gone to the Olympics.
24. You tell everyone your parents are in the 'intelligence business.
25. You are learning to play the piano and the cello.
26. You just bought a fish tank for your home.
27. You like to hide in old ships.
28. You call your friends anwering machines and whisper "Come on, come on, come on!"
29. You make people beleive you are dead.
30. You want to learn how to speak French, German and Thai.
31. You start wearing (or buy your boyfriend) suspenders.
32. You insist on flying first class.
33. You "cut up" all your teddy bears.
34. You start looking like Bobby Kennedy.
35. You start going out with mysterious, foreign men/woman.
How ill are you ?
1-15 signs You have been infected with this illness.
16-20 You have great potential for becoming a patient. We
recommend weekly visits.
20-30 You definitely belong in our Asylum. Please pick up
your straight jacket on your way to the Top secret
wing located in the basement.
Over 30 Attention security! Dangerous patient on the premises lock all doors!
You are too far gone!
Characteristics:
Favorite color: Grey or black
Favorite car: Little convertibles.
Favorite food: Polish dogs, crab cakes & shrimp. .
Favorite day: Tuesday
Favorite activity: Doing the Tango, setting up patients from the
F-14 and Semper Fi wings, annoying patients
from the SEAL wing..
NOTE: Webbies are known to frequent the following sites:
The Clayton Webb/Steven Culp Mailing List
Semper Webb
The Webb Chronicles
Do you have all the symptons ? Here is your certificate!
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