New Episode Quotes
Here we are, some favorite quotes sent to be by Pokéfans because I don't have them up. If you see I'm missing a fave of yours and would like to help this page out, write down some quotes (make sure they're correct please) and e-mail me at ussfantasy@hotmail.com. I'll give you credit with your e-mail address or a link to your Pokémon page!
Yellow quotes come from Becky, Skye's Pokémon Island.
Pink quotes come from PokemonMaster390@aol.com.
Blue quotes come from Merry Treat, Merry Treat's Room.
Light green quotes come from Allison.
Challenge of the Samurai
Misty: Ash, I think I see another bug!
Ash: Maybe it's a . . . Cow-terpie!
James: What's the point of driving this tank?
Jessie: To protect us from Beedrils.
James: Meowth, what are you doing up there? Why don't you come down and help us?
Meowth: Wish I could, but I'm riding lookout.
Jessie: Well, look out for this! *Knocks Meowth off the tank*
*Meowth lands on Ash's head*
Meowth: You know what Meowth's favorite game is?
Ash: Get off!
Meowth: Scratch and Sniffle. *He scratches Ash*
Ash: Ahh!
Showdown in Pewter City
Ash: See? Looks can be decieving. He's a nice guy.
Rock-seller: By the way, that'll be a two dollar charge for resting on my rocks.
Path to the Pokémon League
James: I don't like this new motto. It just doesn't feel right.
Meowth: Why don't we just skip the motto and do a little dance number! *Rolls
by on a big red ball*
Jessie *watches with a disgusted look*: Here's a line you'll like.
Meowth *rolls by again*: Da dee da da da. . . .
James *same disgusted look*: And what's that?
Meowth: La dee da dee da. . . .
Jessie: How about choreography
killed the cat?
Sparks Fly for Magnemite
Ash: Are you the odd-ball of you family?
Nurse Joy: Oh, no! I'm normal. It's all my other relatives who are odd!
Pokémon Paparazzi
Brock: When you have lemons you make lemonade, and when you have rice you make rice balls.
Misty: Is everything okay?
Todd: *Checking his camera* It's okay, it's working just fine.
Misty: I wasn't asking about your camera I was worried about you!
Todd: I am the #1 Pokémon Photo Master!
Brock and Misty: Did he say?
Ash: Masker?
Todd: *With Blastoise mask on* That's right I-no, not masker I said master!
Todd: It's incredible how two people can be brought together by a single photograph. It's funny when you think about it. You're in the picture and nobody knows who you are, and I take your picture and I'm world famous.
Ash: *Sarcasticaly* Ya, real hysterical.
*Jessie and James are fighting over a piece of food in old people disguises*
Jessie: Let me have it!
James: I need protein!
*Jessie gets the food*
James: You're not acting like a nice old lady!
*Todd comes upon Ash, Misty and Brock in a hole dug by Team Rocket* (Is it just me, or do they do that a lot?)
Todd: How did you guys get in there?
Ash: Easy, we fell.
*A bomb held by James explodes just as Ash was pretending to take Team Rocket's picture*
Jessie *hits him*: You ruined the shot!
*About to go over a waterfall*
Jessie: But first a poem. Team Rocket drifted down the stream . . . and now we scream!!
The Ultimate Test
Instuctor: Identify this Pokémon.
Ash: This is going to be a breeze for me. It's a Voltorb!
James: Ha, how simple. It's a Pokéball, without a doubt!
Jessie: Obviously, it's an Electrode.
Instructor: And the answer is a . . . Jigglypuff seen from above.
Wherefore Art Thou, Pokémon?
Misty: They're not mature enough to admit it, but they really like each other.
Tracey: You know what? It's exactly the same thing with you and Ash.
Ash and Misty: . . . .You must be crazy!