My Pokémon Quotes
Okay, I'll admit it. I'm a sucker for quotes. I love them! So what would one of my websites be without a page full of them? Here's a bunch of my favorite from the episodes. I've put actions in stars: **. My own personal notes are in parenthesis: (). And if I'm missed one of your faves, e-mail me at ussfantasy@hotmail.com. Include either your e-mail address or your Pokémon homepage URL. If I get enough I'll create a whole separate page for other people's quotes and give each person credit. I'm especially looking for (correct!) quotes from the new episodes, since I can't see many of them. And now, on with the show!
First, some quotes from every (or at least, almost every) show:
English Version of the Opening Theme Song
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Teach Pokémon to understand, the power that's inside!
Pokémon, gotta catch 'em!
It's you and me. I know it's my destiny.
Pokémon!
Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend.
Pokémon, gotta catch 'em!
A heart so true, our courage will pull us through.
You teach me and I'll teach you.
Po - ké - mon!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all!
Pokémon!!
Team Rocket's Motto
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
James: To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!Click here for some Japanese translations!
And now the episodes:
Pokémon I Choose You!
Ash: Is your name all you can say?
Pikachu: Pi ka. *Nods*
Ash: Well, then you're just like all Pokémon and you should act like one and get inside the Pokéball, just like it says in the Pokédex.
Dexter: While being trained a Pokémon usually stays inside its Pokéball.
Ash: You see?
Pikachu: Pika! *Jumps up and hits a button*
Dexter: However, there are many exceptions. Some Pokémon hate being confined. (When I heard this I thought Oh! So that's why! Now you know too.)
Ash: Pikachu, get inside. *Pulls out Pokéball* I know you're afraid of going in there, but if you're inside maybe I can save you. Please Pikachu. Please listen to me and go inside. After that then . . . after that just trust me.
Narrator: This is just the beginning of the amazing adventures of Ash and Pikachu. Their journey is destined to be packed with non-stop action, millions of laughs, heart-pounding perils, and endless excitement. Together they'll encounter fantastic friends, evil enemies, and meet creatures beyond their wildest imaginations. And as their story unfolds, we'll unlock the magic and mystery of a most wondrous place: the incredible world of Pokémon.
Pokémon Emergency!
Officer Jenny: This is tricky. Just hold on. *Flies up the steps, through the doors, and skids to a stop inches before the Pokémon Center front desk*
Nurse Joy: We have a driveway you know.
Prof. Oak: I just spoke with your mother and she tells me you've made it to the Pokémon Center in Viridian City. Is that correct?
Ash: I couldn't be talking to you if I wasn't here.
Prof. Oak: You couldn't be talking if you . . . Oh, I see. I dialed the Pokémon Center in Viridian City, and you were able to answer.
Ash: Yeah, because that's where I am.
Prof. Oak: Mmm-hmm. I suppose that proves it. (As I mentioned in my Character Bios, this guy's a little odd. See what I mean?)
Ash: I did see a flying Pokémon like that one. *Points to picture of rare Pokémon* It flew over the rainbow.
Prof. Oak: Don't talk such nonsense. You couldn't have seen this Pokémon. Trainers have searched their whole lives and never seen it. (I love this. Is that an omen, or what?)
Ash Catches a Pokémon
Ash: I love my new little Pokémon!
Misty: I guess it takes a worm to love a worm.
Ash: Very funny.
Misty: It's so gross. Ash, put that slimy thing back in the Pokéball! Bugs are one of the three most disgusting things in the world.
Ash: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?
Misty: Very funny.
Misty: The Pokémon trainer's judgment is more important than anything else and unfortunately for you, the trainer has to have a brain!
Challenge of the Samurai
*Samurai and Ash are battling. Ash sent out Metapod and ordered it to Harden. Samurai sends out. . . .*
Ash: Metapod?
Samurai: Metapod, Harden, like his!
Ash: Maximum Hardness Metapod!
*Hours pass. Pikachu and Misty relax in the sun*
Ash: More power Metapod. Samurai's is weakening!
Samurai: Harder! You're the stronger Metapod!
Ash: Little more!
Samurai: Metapod, full power!
Misty: We could be stuck in this forest for the rest of our lives. Boys can be so stubborn.
Misty: You two are more hard-headed than your Metapods!
Showdown in Pewter City
Brock: Your Pikachu is in its cutest stage.
Pikachu: Ka chu. (Doesn't it sound like it's saying "thank you?")
Brock: It can't win.
Misty: Just when he gets a lucky break he decides to be a nice guy too. (She's talking about Ash.)
Brock: Suzie always rips her dress, so you better learn how to sew, and Kimmy only eats cold spaghetti for breakfast. Tommy likes corn flakes for dinner-
Flint: Slow down, slow down! I can't write that fast!
Brock: Cindy sleepwalks, so you have to tie a bell around her wrist. The twins never want to take a bath . . . .
Clefairy and the Moon Stone
Ash: Are you okay?
Seymour: Wow! You guys are the greatest! . . . I'm talking superfantabulistic! I mean two thumbs up, way up! The best rescue I ever had!
Seymour: Such friendship I thought I'd never see,
when the Zubat began attacking me.
I thought I was done for, when who should arrive?
Two heroes thanks to whom I'm alive! I'M ALIVE! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! THANK YOU!!
Misty: He certainly doesn't look like the poetic type.
Seymour: Did I mention how grateful I am?
Ash: Hey Pikachu, what's Clefairy been telling you anyway, huh?
Pikachu: Pika, pika pi. Pika pi ka. Pikachu.
Seymour: You understand that?
Ash: Of course I do. It's my Pokémon. The Clefairy collect all of these rocks and *Looks to Pikachu* . . . do the Macarena?
The Water Flowers of Cerulean City
For this episode I had to invent the names of two of Misty's sisters. I figured they were named after a flower the same color as their hair, like the blonde Daisy.
Misty: I'm the fourth sensational sister!
Rose: There are only three sensational sisters, and one runt!
Misty: We have to save the Pokémon!
Violet: Like, what about my hair?
Rose: Misty, you just go on trying to be a Pokémon trainer. You might as well be good at something, 'cause you'll never be stars like us.
Misty: You keep that up and you'll be seeing stars!
The Path to the Pokémon League
Misty: He's getting a big head.
Brock: Yeah, but his brain's still the same size. (They're talking about Ash, who else?)
Jessie: That outfit that trainer is wearing is absolutely hideous.
James: That shirt looks like it's from a century or two ago. He'd fit right in perfectly at a museum.
Meowth: At least he doesn't look like he's trick-or-treating like you two.
WHAM!
Jessie: Team Rocket will do what it has to do.
James: To snatch that little Pikachu . . . Maybe we should go back to our old motto. This one doesn't feel right.
The School of Hard Knocks
Misty: It's a girl?
Ash: Oh yeah, you're right about that.
Brock: She can violate my rights if-
Misty: Hey! If she's making your life so miserable how come you're carrying her picture around?
Joe: I hate the way she treats us, but I like the way she looks.
Giselle: I'm the top student in the beginning class of the most exclusive prep school in the world: Pokémon Tech. It's sad that others aren't blessed with my beauty, my talents, my humble attitude. People call me a star, but I'm just Giselle!
Jessie: I think she's even more conceited than we are.
James: Yes, but she's awfully cute, isn't she?
Misty: A true friend wouldn't walk away from someone who needs their help. You may be beautiful, but you remind me of an old saying about how beauty's only skin deep.
Giselle: Jealousy's not very pretty either, is it?
Ash: I'd better do something.
Brock: Wise Pokémon trainers never get involved in a catfight.
Bulbasaur and the Hidden Village
Ash: Gee, I wonder what happened to Brock.
Misty: I wonder too.
Ash: Maybe the river carried him far away, all the way to the ocean. Then some pirates spotted him and brought him aboard their ship. And one of the pirates has a wooden leg-
Misty: You have a crazy imagination.
Ash: Then came the storm.
Brock: Ahoy!
Brock: I promised Melanie we wouldn't capture any Pokémon here.
Misty: And did you seal the promise with a kiss?
WHAM!
Misty: So that must mean you really do love her.
WHAM!
Misty: So what did Melanie say when you said you loved her? Did you kiss her goodbye?
Brock: That's enough stupid questions. Would you please stop embarrassing me already? You know, okay, so she's cute. I understand that, but . . . .
Ash: Did I miss something?
Charmander-The Stray Pokémon
Brock: She sure is pretty. I've never seen anyone as pretty as her.
Misty: What are you talking about? She looks just like all the other Joys.
Ash: Yeah, it's a Joy-ful world.
Damien: Chrarmander is mine. I'm the one who caught it, remember?
Ash: Damien, you bragged about how you abandoned it!
Damien: Good thing I did, that toughened it up. Besides, what's wrong with dumping off a weak Pokémon? I wasn't going to come back for it, but now that I've seen what it can do I'm real glad I ran into you guys. The best thing is, I didn't have to raise it myself!
Charmander: Chaaaaaaaaaar! *Flames engulf Damien*
Pikachu: Chuuuuuuuu! *That snot gets a thundershock too*
Damien: Mommyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Here Comes the Squirtle Squad
Jessie: Am I the only member of this team that thinks world domination is more important than what's for lunch?
Meowth: The Squirtle says if you're not back here by noon tomorrow the redheaded girl gets her hair died purple.
Misty: Purple!!
Ash: So Misty, your hair isn't purple.
Misty: Nope, I'm still a redhead.
Brock: The Squirtle Squad was bluffing.
Misty: They play tricks, but they'd never change a girl's natural haircolor.
Mystery at the Lighthouse
Brock: And I wonder if I could use your kitchen to make some bacon-double cheeseburgers for our group? And I'd be more than happy to make something for you. (Now, before this was converted to English do you really think the Japanese version said bacon-double cheeseburger? Probably sushi or KungPow Chicken or something.)
Bill: That's great. Can you cook without using tofu?
Jessie: How shall we sneak in? We could take the road, or risk our lives climbing up the cliffs.
James: Well, we certainly can't take the road.
Jessie: We have to climb up those cliffs.
Meowth: 'Cause we're the bad guys, and the bad guys always gotta sneak in.
Jessie and James: We're back to back so prepare for trouble.
Watch your step or we'll make it double.
Electric Shock Showdown
Ash: There's more to raising a Pokémon than forcing it to evolve. And I like this Pikachu just the way it is.
Lieutenant Surge: Wrong, baby. Electric Pokémon are only useful once they've learned all their different electrical attacks. You keep it puny like that it's no more than a little pet.
Pikachu: Pi ka!
Pikachu: Pika pikachu. Pika pi pi pi pikachu. Cha! Pika! Pikachu!
Meowth: It's so brave!
Jessie: Tell us what Pikachu is saying.
Meowth: Pikachu won't change. If it's going to beat the Raichu it wants to do it just as it is.
Jessie: You mean it's going to battle again as a Pikachu?
Meowth: It's going to fight in the name of all Pikachu.
James: Drat! We've wasted this episode cheering for the good guys!
Battle Aboard the St. Anne
James: Like, wow! Don't I make the coooolest girl?
Beautiful woman: Friendship is wonderful, isn't it?
Brock: Yeah, yeah. Why don't you and I start a friendship right now?
Captain: May I have your attention. Anyone who didn't leave the ship safely please say, "Aye." *Silence* Good. Well done, everyone's safe then.
Pokémon Shipwreck
Jessie: This is just a temporary truce until we get out of this mess.
Ash: You better believe it!
James: Whoever said beauty doesn't last must have been thinking of us.
Jessie: I'll always remember what a wonderful dresser you were.
James: So will I.
Meowth: I hate water! Especially wet water!
Island of the Giant Pokémon
Jessie: We're penniless and poké-less!
Pikachu: Where are you, Ash? (No, our favorite Pokémon hasn't mutated. We're able to understand through the miracle of subtitles. Oh, and as an added side-note, I've figured out with this episode and others that Pikachu's name for Ash is, "Pika pi." Now you know!!)
James: Well, based on our resent run of luck, I would say the cable should snap.
Jessie: That should happen right about . . . now.
SNAP!
James: Next, we'll be hurdled through the air.
WHEEEEEE!
Meowth: Then we'll probable crash into something.
WHAM!
Tentacool & Tentacruel
Brock: I guess ugly is in the eye of the beholder.
Jessie: Look at that hair.
James: Disaster.
BOOM!!
Nastina: I don't need your beauty tips! I need you to get rid of Tentacool!
Jessie: It's, uh, a very distinctive style. Just don't shoot!
Meowth: You mean diSTINKtive.
Misty: Horsea, you're my Pokémon! *She gives Ash's two-fingered sign*
Ash: Wait a minute, that's suppose to be my pose.
Misty: I know, I was just trying it out for myself.
Brock: That's a good idea. Next time I'll try it.
Ash: Why don't you guys just think up your own poses, okay?
Brock: You should be flattered that people want to try out your pose.
Misty: That's right, don't be so greedy.
Ash: What!?
The Ghost of Maiden's Peak
Misty: I must be the beautiful girl she's talking about. But I'd never hurt Brock.
Old woman: I was talking about an elegant young woman, not some scrawny little blabbermouth like you.
Misty: Scrawny!?
Ash: Real scrawny!
WHAM!
James: She's the girl of my dreams. Don't wake me up.
Jessie: Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!
James: You really do care!
Jessie: It's not because of you. Girls like her disgust me. Always waiting around for her man, like she was his faithful pet. She can't stand the thought of losing her. She cries, but I say, "See ya later!" There are many more fish in the sea. (Yeah! You tell it sister!)
Meowth: I could really go for some fish.
Bye Bye Butterfree
Brock: I could write a book about the secrets of love and heartache!
Misty: I guess that book would be your autobiography?
Ash: Prepare for trouble!
Misty: And you can make that triple!
Brock: To protect the world from devastation.
All: To unite all people's within our nation.
Misty: We're defending the beauty of truth and love.
Ash: Be happy, old friend.
Brock: You know Ash, you raised Butterfree to have a lot of courage. I think you just proved you have a lot of courage too.
Abra and the Psychic Showdown
Ash: Team Rocket! Ew, they both kissed me! Blah!
Ash: Telekinesis is okay, but I have my own special method for bending spoons. *Uses his hands* Ha ha ha ha! Muscle over mind!
Misty: Embarrassing.
Brock: Just pretend we never met him before.
Bearded man: Well, that's one determined kid. (Yeah, Ash may be a bit of a dip but he's got it where it counts, right Pokémon fans?)
The Tower of Terror
Brock: Look, I found a candle.
Ash: All right Charmander, light up that candle!
Charmander: Charrrrrrrr!
Burnt Brock: Light the candle, not me!
Jessie: It's that stuck up little brat again. I'll get him if it's the last thing I do! Someday, I'm going to make him pay dearly for what he's done!
James: *Awed* She's got fire in her eyes.
Meowth: *Smirking* Yeah, and in her hair too.
Haunter versus Kadabra
Ash: Sabrina had this picture of her family in her room. If you have the same picture then that must mean you're. . . .
Bearded man: *Thinking* Does he know? He must have figured it out. He must realize that I'm Sabrina's father.
Ash: Then that must mean you're her photographer! (Duh?)
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash: Pikachu! You don't stand a chance against Kadabra! You'll get beat up again!
Pikachu: Pi pika!
Ash: You don't want Sabrina to make me a doll?
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Ash: You want to fight for me?
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash: Oh, thank you Pikachu. You're a real pal. (I just love that scene. Had to put it in.)
Ash: But if you've known Sabrina ever since she was a little girl. . . .
Bearded man: So, you've finally figured it out.
Ash: You must have taken her baby pictures too! (D'oh!)
Primeape Goes Bananas
Professor Oak: Everyday it's cake and tea.
Just my Pokémon and me. (What a looney!)
Ash: *Looks in Pokéball* It's a doughnut!
Misty: *Sarcastically* A doughnut Pokémon?
Team Rocket: *Surrounded by angry Primeapes* I wish we had some doughnuts!
Pokémon Scent-sation!
Ash: Perfume's just a waste of money, and it stinks!
Misty: Go away.
Female voice: I resent that remark! Young man, are you accusing me of overcharging my customers for inferior perfume?
Ash: Um, no ma'am. I meant all perfumes are a rip-off, 'cause all they do is turn guys into zombies. Like this. (Uh oh, Brock's twitterpated again.)
James: Jessie, what's the blaster ball for?
Jessie: Sweet revenge for stamping an X on the most beautiful face in the world.
James: Talk about delusions.
Jessie: What!?
James: Er, I mean, that'll teach those slobs!
Girl in crowd: He's a lot more impressive than he looks! (Geesh, does everyone have some remark about Ash?)
Hypno's Naptime
Brock: Now tell this young lady everything you know!
Little boys: ……
Brock: You do think she's beautiful, don't you? Come on, what do you say?
Officer Jenny: Now you're in the way!
Brock: I bet I know what that is: a handsome guy detector.
Jenny: Don't kid yourself!
Misty: Huh? Hey, where am I?
Ash: Gee Misty, you look kinda beat.
Misty: When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it!
Ash: She's back to normal.
Misty: Huh?
Pokémon Fashion Flash
Brock: Is that a Pokémon, or a Christmas tree?
Misty: Hah! Anyway, Psyduck and I are so cute we'll look good whatever fashion we wear!
Ash: I'm sure Psyduck will.
Jessie: To protect the world from boring fashion!
James: To dress all people with flash and passion!
Jessie: To give all Pokémon pretty faces!
James: To extend our work to outer spaces!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Salon Rockette, when it comes to sheek we know what's right.
James: Surrender your taste or prepare to fight.
The Punchy Pokémon
The only episode without one good quote. Oh well, can't win 'em all.
Sparks Fly for Magnemite
Ash: There's something really wrong with my Pikachu!
Nurse Joy: *Yawns* A cold.
Ash: Huh? This is no cold! Your sisters and cousins were a lot more helpful.
Ash: All right, if anybody's there you can come on out, and if you're a ghost or a monster . . . you can stay where you are and we won't bother you.
Misty: And you call me chicken!?
Ash: Magnemite's following Pikachu all over the place, almost like it's a streaker or something.
Brock: Ash, you mean a stalker.
Dig Those Diglett!
Gary: Now watch as I step up to the plate, and hit a Pokémon Grand Slam!
Misty: He's very. . . .
Brock: Detestable.
Gary's Fanclub (which is half a dozen girls): Gary Oaks, Gary Oaks, he comes through where others choke!
Ash: Are they Pokémon?
Brock: WHAP! Don't be dumb!
Ash: Aw, I don't like him.
Brock: Girls, those numbers?
The Ninja Poké-Showdown
Ia: I am Ia, ninja warrior.
Misy: But don't you think that color's a little bright for a ninja? (A neon pink outfit? Nah.)
Ia: I don't need your fashion report!
Dexter: when Psyduck's headache becomes severe, it uses amazing power.
Psy-y-y duck!
Brock: That kind of power can be a real pain.
Misty: Oh yeah.
Brock: A woman's heart's a very fickle thing, Ash.
The Flame Pokémon-athon!
Ash: Looks like we're partners, Ponyta. *Tries to pet the fire pony and burns his hand* Aaaaahhhhh!
Misty: I guess Ponyta's not too cool with this.
Ash: *Climbs onto Ponyta's back* Hey, it's not hot. All right, I did it! Yeah! *Ponyta takes off running. Ash's barely holding on to its tail*
Brock: *Sigh*
Misty: At least he's hanging in there.
Misty: We don't have time to play around with you three stooges!
Jessie: How dare you compare us to-I mean, come on up. I'd like to have a word with you!
The Kangaskhan Kid
Papa: See Tommy? Look at all the Pokémon down there. Here, take a closer look. *Holds three-year-old son out window of helicopter*
Mama: Be careful, Papa!
Papa: Don't worry Mama. Tommy's having such a nice time. *Accidentally drops son*
Mama: Oh, Tommy!
Papa: Don't worry about him Mama. He just wants to take a closer look. What a smart boy out Tommy is. (Okay, anyone else but me think this guy is missing something upstairs? I mean, this guy could give lessons to Professor Oak!)
Tommy: Kangaskhan Mama too. This lady Mama too. Tommy's head feel bad!
Papa: Ah yes, like son like father! (Yeah, in brains for sure.)
The Bridge Bike Gang
Misty: Psyduck needs help. *Picks up bike* I'll just have to give it a headache myself!
Tara: You were Trainer Jessie! Big Jess was really cool, swinging her chain around while she rode her bicycle.
Chopper: And then there was Trainer James! Little Jim was the only one in the bike gang who had to use training wheels.
Chopper: From now on we're calling you Awesome Ash!
Tara: Mighty Misty!
Ash: Well gosh, I'm not that awesome.
Brock (to Tara): You can call me honey!
SMACK!!
Ditto's Mysterious Mansion
Misty: Hey Ash! That guy looks just like you.
Brock: Hmm. Except it's a girl.
Misty: How can you tell?
Brock: Man's Intuition.
Misty: You're right Brock, she is a girl.
Brock: But she may be a little young for me.
Misty: You're sad.
Ash: Huh, I can hardly believe it. Team Rocket was actually good for something.
Pikachu's Goodbye
(My personal favorite episode)
Pikachu Moon Song:
Cha! Pi pika pika chu.
Pi pi ka pikachu. Pi pika pikachu.
Pi pi ka cha!
Pi pika pikachu. Pi pi ka pikachu.
Pi pi ka cha!For the .wav file of this song, check out my Sounds Page.
Meowth: It's a pika-palooza!
Jessie: We're at the "pika" our powers.
James: "Chu" can say that again.The Time Has Come:
I close my eyes, and I can see,
The day we met. Just one moment and I knew.
You're my best friend, do anything for you.
We've come so far, and done so much.
And I feel, like we've always been together.
Right by my side, through thick and thin.
You're the part of my life, I'll always remember.
The time has come, it's for the best I know it.
Who would have guessed that you and I,
Somehow someday, we'd have to say goodbye.
The time has come, it's for the best I know it.
Who would have guessed that you and I,
Somehow someway, we'd have to say goodbye.
The Battling Eevee Brothers
Meowth: It says here Stone Town has these special stones that help Pokémon evolve.
James: Baloney, that's why we came to Evolution Mountain, to get some of those special stones. And I couldn't find a single stone anywhere!
Meowth: You dug in the wrong place, Team Rocket scientists!
Jessie: We'll just have to settle for little Eevee.
Misty: Forget it, you old hag! We won't let you do that!
Jessie: Wha-wha-what did you call me!? Err . . . ahhhhhhhh! *Literally breaths fire*
Meowth: Wow, Jessie just evolved into a Flareon!
Misty: It must be nice to have big brothers.
Ash: You could pass for my brother!
WHACK!
Brock: Grasshopper had little sense but big mouth.
Pikachu: Pika pika.
Wake Up Snorlax!
Misty: Okay Starmie, your turn! *Out of Pokéball comes . . . Psyduck (as always, grin)*
Psyduck: Psy-y-y!
Misty: Just when you thought things couldn't get worse.
Ash: I hate to let them steal Snorlax, but if they get it out of the way for us. . . .
Brock: The spring water will flow like before!
*Team Rocket, Ash, Brock and Misty are actually working together to hook up Snorlax with big cables*
Meowth: Well, I never thought I'd live to see this day, not even with nine lives! Team Rocket and Team Twerp get together. (I'd like to thank a loyal Pokémon fan for helping me with this quote. Thanks!)
*Image of Arbok and Weezing on screen, puckering up*
Misty: Snorlax will have nightmares.
Ash: Those lips would give me nightmares too.
Showdown in Dark City
*Vulpix does its fire attack*
Meowth (slightly singed): Rare.
Jessie (chard): Medium.
James (blackened): Well done.
Ash: My name is really Tom Ato.
Misty: Well, my name is . . . my name is Ann Chovy.
Brock: Oh, and my name is Caesar Salad.
Ash: Why is it so important that this should become an Official Pokémon Gym?
Yas Gym Leader: That answer should be obvious. What faster way is there to make money in today's world than becoming an Official Pokémon Gym?
Ash: Well, if that's your reason I won't ever become your body guard. Pokémon are not just tools for fighting, or a way of making money. And I know, because I plan on becoming a Pokémon Master. I won't help you. *Walk away smiling and thinking to himself* That was dramatic!
March of the Exeggutor Squad
Melvin: You're a kind person, aren't you?
Misty: Well no, not especially.
Ash: I feel sorry for the guy.
Misty: He just doesn't know what he's doing. You can relate to that.
Ash: What's that mean?
Ash: Congratulations Charmander-I mean, Charmeleon!
Newly-evolved Charmeleon: Charrrrr!
Ash: Hey, watch where you're breathing!