| Description | Wav name | Size |
| a horse whinnying | horse1.wav | 15 kb |
| Horses trotting | horses.wav | 165 kb |
| Kurt Russell " Excuse me, I think my pantyhose are riding into the unknown." | hose1.wav | 77 kb |
| Homer Simpson " I've got the prescription for you- another hot beef injection" | hotbeef.wav | 47 kb |
| The Eagles Hotel California clip | hotelcal.wav | 137 kb |
| From Sixteen Candles "What's happening hot stuff?" | hotstuff.wav | 47 kb |
| Jerry Seinfeld " Release the hounds." | hounds.wav | 14 kb |
| Joey from Friends "Hey, how you doing?" | howdoing.wav | 51 kb |
| Minnie Pearl "Howdy! I'm just so proud to be here." | howdy.wav | 77 kb |
| Bugs Bunny " How now brown cow." | hownowbrwncow.wav | 41 kb |
| A howitzer gun | howzgun.wav | 147 kb |
| Xena Warrior Princess "Guess you got that happy ending you wanted." | hpyending.wav | 50 kb |
| Pinhead from Hellraiser " Welcome to oblivion!" | hrais.wav | 65 kb |
| Val Kilmer from Tombstone "I'm your huckleberry." | huckleberry.wav | 34 kb |
| Bill Bixby from The Incredible Hulk "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." | hulk.wav | 55 kb |
| Hal from 2001 " It could only be atrributable to human error." | humer.wav | 68 kb |
| Radio announcer from the Hindenberg crash "Oh the humanity!" | humnty.wav | 27 kb |
| Jack Nicholson from the Shining " I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm just gonna bash your brains in." | hurtyou.wav | 76 kb |
| Music clip from Halloween | hween1.wav | 115 kb |
| Milhouse from the Simpsons " Ifear to watch, yet I cannot turn away." | i_fear.wav | 67 kb |
| Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story " I am Buzz Lightyear, I come in peace." | iambuzz.wav | 29 kb |
| Bugs Bunny " I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht." | iamfudd.wav | 22 kb |
| Stimpy from Ren & Stimpy " I can hardly contain myself." | icanhard.wav | 57 kb |
| HAL from 2001 " I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." | icant.wav | 83 kb |
| Jim Carrey from Liar Liar " I can't lie!" | icantlie.wav | 50 kb |
| Wakko from the Animaniacs " I can't potty in there, it's disgusting." | icantpot.wav | 49 kb |
| Ice cubes falling into a glass | ice.wav | 34 kb |
| Burgess Meredith from Batman TOS, " Great shivering icebergs, just as I'd hoped!" | icebergs.wav | 47 kb |
| An ice cream truck | icecream.wav | 109 kb |
| Crack Head Bob from Howard Stern " I think so!" | idinkso.wav | 17 kb |
| George Hamilton " I don't care, do you think I care?" | idoncare.wav | 44 kb |
| Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons " Ehh, I dunno." | idunno.wav | 26 kb |
| Tonic If You Could Only See clip | ifyoucan.wav | 322 kb |
| Bugs Bunny "Iggity Aggity Ooop..." | iggity.wav | 61 kb |
| Alf "Ha ha, I kill me." | ikill.wav | 68 kb |
| K.C. & The Sunshine Band That's the Way I Like It | ilikei.wav | 44 kb |
| Yosemite Sam "Say, I like you." | ilikeyou.wav | 24 kb |
| Dan Ackroyd & John Belushi from The Blues Brothers " Illinois nazis... I hate Illinois nazis." | illnazis.wav | 49 kb |
| Polly Purebread from Underdog "Oh Underdog, I'm afraid." | imafraid.wav | 44 kb |
| Homer Simpson " Doh! Doh! Doh! I mean Woohoo." | imeanwoo.wav | 37 kb |
| Jessica Rabbit from Roger Rabbit " I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." | imnotbad.wav | 45 kb |
| Imperial Theme music clip from Star Wars | imperialtheme.wav | 350 kb |
| Bugs Bunny " Oh all right, I'm sorry." | imsorry.wav | 16 kb |
| Chihuahua from Taco Bell commercials "I think I'm in love." | in_love.wav | 40 kb |
| Cornfed from Duckman "I'm sorry that was highly inappropriate." | inaprprt.wav | 21 kb |
| From the Princess Bride "Inconceivable!" | inconcv.wav | 34 kb |
| Insane in the Membrane song clip | insanem.wav | 155 kb |
| Cary Grant " Look I probably should have told you this before, but you see, insanity runs in my family." | insanity.wav | 67 kb |
| From Time Bandits " Mom, Dad, don't touch it, it's evil!" | itsevil.wav | 105 kb |
| Richard Crenna from First Blood " It's over Johnny, it's over!" | itsoverjohnny.wav | 47 kb |