| Description | Filename | File size |
| Brad Pitt from Interview with a Vampire "I'm a vampire." | ivamp.wav | 23 kb |
| Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men " You can't handle the truth!" | jackn.wav | 22 kb |
| James Brown "I feel good." | jamesbrw.wav | 83 kb |
| Bob Marley Jammin song clip | jammin.wav | 468 kb |
| Dan Ackroyd " Jane, you ignorant slut." | jane.wav | 14 kb |
| Richard Dreyfus from Jaws " This was no boating accident." | jaws_04.wav | 54 kb |
| Robert Shaw from Jaws " Here's to swimming with bow legged women." | jaws03.wav | 22 kb |
| Moe from the Simpsons "For God's sake, someone get the jaws of life!" | jawslife.wav | 72 kb |
| Al Jolson from The Jazz Singer "Wait a minute, you ain't heard nothing yet." | jazzsinger.wav | 74 kb |
| Ed McMahon "Here's Johnny!" | jcarsn01.wav | 49 kb |
| John Denver Thank God I'm a Country Boy clip | jdenver1.wav | 200 kb |
| Sylvester Stallone from Judge Dredd " Iam the law!" | jdlaw2.wav | 16 kb |
| Rosie from the Jetsons "Malfunction. Disregard, disregard." | jetsons_01.wav | 97 kb |
| Mr. Spacely from the Jetsons "You're fired!" | jetsons_02.wav | 89 kb |
| Gary Oldman from JFK "I am just a patsy." | jfk_01.wav | 35 kb |
| Kid from Jerry Maguire " The human head weighs 8 pounds." | jmhead.wav | 48 kb |
| Tom Cruise from Jerry Maguire " Show me the money!" | jmjshow.wav | 28 kb |
| Joe Piscopo from Johnny Dangerously "Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked." | jndang08.wav | 65 kb |
| Joe Piscopo from Johnny Dangerously " You shouldn't kick me in the balls. My sister kicked me in the balls once." | jndang18.wav | 63 kb |
| Desi Arnaz from I Love Lucy " Lucy, I'm home." | imhome.wav | 21 kb |
| Jack Nicholson from the Shining "Here's Johnny!" | johnny.wav | 27 kb |
| Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest " Ahh, Juicy Fruit." | jucyfrut.wav | 19 kb |
| John Wayne "If this is a shine, I'm coming back and iron your face." | jwayne1.wav | 46 kb |
| John Wayne "My heart bleeds for you." | jwayne2.wav | 19 kb |
| Quick Draw McGraw "Kabong!" | kabong.wav | 23 kb |
| Duckman "Karaoke, Japan's cruelest invention since hari kari." | karaoke2.wav | 36 kb |
| Don Knotts "That's right, karate. Made my whole body a weapon." | karate.wav | 25 kb |
| John F. Kennedy " Ask not what your country can do for you..." | kenned3.wav | 128 kb |
| Kermit the Frog "Greetings, Kermit the Frog here." | kermit.wav | 41 kb |
| Humphrey Bogart from Key Largo "One Rocco more or less isn't worth dying for." | keylargo.wav | 40 kb |
| Kevin Spacey " Keaton always said, I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him...." | keyser4.wav | 155 kb |
| Roddy Piper " I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...." | hmmmnotbad.wav | 164 kb |
| Edward G. Robinson from Key Largo " You're not big enough to do this to Rocco, I'll kill you!..." | killyou.wav | 51 kb |
| From King Kong " Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes, twas beauty killed the beast." | kingkong.wav | 128 kb |
| Leonardo DiCaprio from Titanic " i'm king of the world!" | kingwrld.wav | 58 kb |
| Dot from the Animaniacs "Give us a kiss kid." | kiss.wav | 17 kb |
| A kiss | kiss1.wav | 12 kb |
| Pat Morita from the Karate Kid "Wax on, right hand, wax off left hand. Wax on, wax off." | kkwax.wav | 90 kb |
| From Klondike Kat " Savoir Faire is everywhere!" | klondk01.wav | 30 kb |
| From Klondike Kat "I'll make mincemeat out of that mouse!" | klondk02.wav | 28 kb |
| Kitt from Knight Rider "Michael, this is all very confusing." | knightrider_01.wav | 6 kb |
| Kitt from Knight Rider "Thank goodness." | knightrider_02.wav | 4 kb |
| Rick James "She's a very kinky girl." | knkygirl.wav | 35 kb |
| Rocky the squirrel "Thank you Mr. Know-it-all." | knowall.wav | 19 kb |
| Pee Wee Herman 'I know you are but what am I?" | knowuare.wav | 15 kb |
| Pete Puma "Hey, I know you!" | knowyou.wav | 27 kb |
| A woman coughing | kofwom.wav | 29 kb |
| Horshack from WElcome Back Kotter "Ooh, ooh!" | kotter01.wav | 16 kb |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "Kowabunga!" | kowbunga.wav | 43 kb |
| Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons laughing | krusty05.wav | 36 kb |
| People laughing | lafter.wav | 26 kb |
| A lamb bleating | lamb.wav | 44 kb |