Funny or Ironic Ways to Kill Cartman

  • Chokes on a Cheezy Poof


  • Accidently wanders into a Greenpeace convention, and tells them what he thinks about hippies and other minorities.(Yes, hippies are a minority! Hairy, groovy, far out, neato....)


  • He eats his Cheezy Poofs so fat that he swallows the prize- A 'Lil Shaver Razor (Hey! It could happen!)


  • One day, Kenny decides hes had enough of Cartman's jokes about his family....


  • Hes swimming at the beach in black trunks and an illegal game hunter mistakens him for a sperm whale.


  • He eats 5 cans of Beef-a-roni ©, and than gets locked in the closet.


  • He decides to moon the Unibomber.


  • The aliens decide to see if humans bounce.


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